@FaithBlackGirl @Huntersprize Send me your address! I am not joking about having boxes and boxes! I clearly did not understand how quantities work!
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Miss Doxie
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Miss Doxie
@missdox
Dog stalker, password forgetter, she/her
Atlanta, GA Katılım Kasım 2009
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The good news: It’s Head Statue Season at HomeGoods!
The bad news: Linda has a terrible secret
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@fuggirls Thanks! Fug girls review = yet another dream come true
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Can’t thank Dennis enough for styling me for the #glaadawards! I’d never been styled for a red carpet before. @fuggirls, how do you think it turned out?
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My only hot take on the Oscars is that my dog should get one for being so committed to a role that he briefly convinced himself that he knew how to play chess
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If there’s a bustle in your hedgerow
Don’t be alarmed now
It’s just my dog who has carved out a hole in our bushes so she can pee in private
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@Celticmegs @lrpresley I think you can still find it on the Wayback machine, but we, too, still refer to them as “geetz” and “burbs that go hong hong”
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(Brian will probably have Questions about this like “How exactly do you plan to get a repair person to enter this house EVER again” & “What is this going to do to our insurance premiums” but how should I know, there’s a reason the sign doesn’t say “Beware of the Psychics,” Jeez)
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Our alarm system came with a sign for the front door but I like my choice better
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It snowed today & the dogs would like to tell you what they think about going outside
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@missdox And.... inquiring minds need to know... how do your other deeply 🐶, deeply 🐶 unholy adult choices feel about this ?
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Happy holidays from our newest addition, Aleister Growley, a deeply, deeply unholy thing we now own because I make good adult choices
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@Hilksom @merlyntemple Pfft no need, just tell me where to mail this mean-ass cat
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@missdox @merlyntemple But where can we send YOU presents? Because the years of joy, c’mon
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I've been following this woman for 10+ years and she is a national treasure. Literally every story she tells makes me cry laugh. You should follow her, too. Do it.
Miss Doxie@missdox
Thread: I won a painting at auction & when I got it I realized that it looks like a zombie baby attacking its dad while the mom is all “I told u not to pick up that zombie baby,” so I decided to get a lil brass plaque engraved to say “Help! Zombie baby!” & attach it to the frame
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…which means that somewhere out there is a person who thinks I needed a “Help! Zombie baby!” plaque for an URN, & I feel like I owe that person a letter of apology & maybe some therapy sessions, I AM SO SORRY (but thank you b/c the plaque really makes the painting)
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So I googled & found customizable plaques & ordered one through a 3rd party seller thing & all was fine until I got the receipt & realized my personalized order was coming from a MORTUARY
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Thread: I won a painting at auction & when I got it I realized that it looks like a zombie baby attacking its dad while the mom is all “I told u not to pick up that zombie baby,” so I decided to get a lil brass plaque engraved to say “Help! Zombie baby!” & attach it to the frame
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