Jalen Hurts Bulge Enjoyer

I believe

@biid4mvp Because hes coming

how did they manage to pull me in again bro

I’d like to see the coaches wearing suits again in games, even if it’s just during the playoffs

@bulls808 @BigTonyMeatball He’s a Giddler you won’t sway him on this I’ve tried

@BigTonyMeatball @HurtsBulge Frankie Shoelace, I propose then that we replace someone other than Giddey to make the list

Why the hell is Matas not on here?

@TrillBroDude @NBABabySecret Blocked so fast

“Maximum Sixers pain outcome” that @nbababysecret laid out before the postseason still on the table

@McCutchWorld Is this the new happy valley place ?

How the FUCK did we end up here at 11:30 on a Wednesday

@SirEmbiid ???????

Sixers losing tmrw 10000%

@curtislewisIII Yep but the league has seen what happens when the magic r forced to play through him with no Franz to spread the floor a bit it kept them as a bottom tier play in team id imagine they regress harder than Cade

@HurtsBulge He was shooting over 50% from 3 and hitting crazy shots man

Curtis lives another day without torturing himself. Shoutout Cade and them

@curtislewisIII But that is true he def can’t spam that

@HurtsBulge That’s what I thought today. Just can’t expect 45 from Cade every night

@jimdrunknmiller @BigTonyMeatball A perfect fit

@HurtsBulge @BigTonyMeatball That’s just Virginia tech football

We will beat Boston man I can’t believe this is real life

@That_Hurts Andy Reid with my burger

Let’s up the stakes here What about Andy Reid with your burger…

@jimdrunknmiller @BigTonyMeatball Prepare to learn Big Game James… you’ll be knocking on heavens door and he’ll find a way to shit on the doormat

@HurtsBulge @BigTonyMeatball Once again we can win 9 games a year on average and I am happy

@Olfool2 @RichardHanania I’m leaning towards metrosexual

@HurtsBulge @RichardHanania Uhh my point is he could be just one of those ultra loyal mofos

"Doe claims she then forcibly removed his pants and performed oral sex on him against his will. He continued to protest and began to cry, according to the lawsuit." When are women going to learn that this is not ok? How much longer does this have to keep happening to us?

@Olfool2 @RichardHanania I said closted pal read the comment

@HurtsBulge @RichardHanania He's married.

Women should actually be flocking to me. I’m not kidding

@jimdrunknmiller @BigTonyMeatball Big Game James incoming

@HurtsBulge @BigTonyMeatball He’s also better than Kyron Drones which is all I need

@jimdrunknmiller @BigTonyMeatball He’s all yours he’s a metrosexual

@HurtsBulge @BigTonyMeatball I’m really excited for Grunk