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Caroline Wilson will just never let go of James Hird. The woman is obsessed.

@ScooterMcNeice Funny. I have spoken before about the media, specifically the Herald Suns unyielding obsession with Essendon, particularly during pre seasons. I got mocked for it. It’s blatant. You hear almost nothing of great detail about most clubs during pre seasons. Esssendon get daily news.

Can't remember such a massive media 2 month blitz campaign by an organisation (Herald Sun) directed to one AFL clubs recent history that had such little engagement by the fan base of the club in question. Most fans just scrolling past the stories and wanting to hear about 2026

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@TheKennyDevine I knew she was going to surprise us all with her opinion on this

Unhinged.

Gold medal for Australia in the Snow Boarding at the Winter Olympics and a gold medal for Australia in producing the worst collection of news people ever assembled.

@sszinglehead Needs Vince McMahon theme song

Where's the music? Michaelia joins the rearranging of the deckchairs, er #LibSpill

Did anyone at SEN pull him up on this? Or did anyone ring in and do it? This is embarrassing. Footy media is woeful.

Sending him in so he can have an “open, raw moment all about all his horrible fuck ups around the campfire” and they can start his PR campaign. Foul.

This post is A BIG thank you to ALL my family, friends and so many other people who have reached out to me! On the 27th of December 2025 my life was taken out of my hands…when meningitis took over my brain, & unbeknownst to me I was placed into a paralysed coma for 8 days to help me fight this awful disease. And that I did! Fight that is!…. After being given a 50/50 chance of surviving, I came out of the induced coma 8 days later…not able to walk or talk. And yet 4 days after that, with the doctors in disbelief, I walked, I talked and proved to them all why I should be released from hospital to start my recovery. So happy to be home, to be able to put my feet in the sand on the beach and to start thanking all those people that reached out to me and my family in their unwaivering support. This experience has reminded me of how fragile life is, how quickly everything can change & how precious time is! There are so many wonderful people in this world … from paramedics (at Mermaid Waters Ambulance), doctors & nurses (at Gold Coast University Hospital) … to family, friends and people I didn’t even know. I feel like I met all these fantastic people in the past 3 weeks, or they reached out to me through messages of love and support. I am so grateful to you all. Thank you! 🙏 Bring on 2026 …I’m back! 💫

No Hazlewood at all. Our Captain Pat Cummins for 1 test. Lyon barely features/gets injured Musical chairs opening batsmen. Lose the coin toss 4 times out of 5. If ever there was a chance for England down under, it was right now. Embarrassing failure. #Ashes

@ethanmeldrum_ But morally he didn’t burn them. In fact we’re all going to look back one day and realise what a privilege it was to watch him use those reviews expertly. Literally revolutionising the game with those reviews.

Ben Stokes burning their last two reviews on the nightwatchman is diabolical #Ashes

England determined to show they can at least do something better than Australia. “You call that a capitulation? This is a capitulation!!” #Ashes

Full credit to the Poms for not just completely capitulating and actually giving the Aussies a good shake today. Was terrific viewing. Wish the whole series could have been like that. 3-0 in 12 days, this Australian side still doesn’t get the recognition it deserves. #Ashes

Australia lost the first two coin tosses of this Ashes series. Didn’t have their captain Pat Cummins for the first two tests. No Josh Hazlewood for the entire series. Rearranging their opening partnership. No Smith for the third test. And have still slapped England around. #Ashes

Actually never mind…. #Ashes

Feels like a 450 wicket to me. Aussies have left a lot of runs out there. Early wickets tomorrow critical. A vintage England capitulation would be wonderful, but think they’ll do alright. #Ashes2025

Any word on Essendon signing a new Head Of Development? Seems like it would be a pretty critical role considering the demographic of our list going into 2026. Pre season already underway would have thought a senior & experienced development coach would be seen as pretty vital.

@Jasperc53 “You guys like kicking sideways and backwards?” - Brad Scott probably

Brad’s looking at em like a proud dad 🥲 #AFLDraft

Sweet gig AFL media. Never have to get any better at your job. Never have to put in any effort or figure out what the fuck you’re doing. Get on TV and I’m sure get paid pretty well though. Cough Ben Dixon cough cough #AFLDraft