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@masoud_ziaie @momentosAuto All for a photo op bro

@momentosAuto What are yo talking about? The Mercedes finished the race after repairs. It finished 37th, completing 135 laps.

E no fim só um terminou a corrida E não foi a Mercedes

@MurrayHillGuy1 He's matching with women older than him

Some 46 year old at the bar last night was showing us his hinge and was matching with hot 22-27 year olds Age is not a thing in NYC he’s still young for his age

Life as a man is so beautiful because at 65 you’re still younger than a 30 year old woman.

algún físico que me explique por qué esto no funcionaría

Cold approach is funny AF: - getting cockblocked - girls running away AAAAA - the boyfriend appearing - girls saying weird shit to you - doing it drunk - people staring at you doing it - girls calling you old (true) - getting a boner cuz she’s hot Why so serious?

@notdaine It's pretty easy as a child in Australia

i’m australian and i’ve literally never been pursued by an australian man

Here's my advice to single American men who feel hopeless about ever finding a good woman to marry: Take a month or two between jobs and drive across the USA. Stop at every gas station and truck stop, and eat every meal at diners during non-rush hours. Avoid cities; stop primarily in poor rural areas out in the middle of nowhere. Every time you see a pretty cashier or waitress with a good vibe, politely ask her out. Tell her you're out seeing the country and looking for a place to settle and a good woman to marry. Repeat until you've found someone to go steady with. This worked for at least one young, awkward guy I knew at a Catholic Church in Louisiana. Met his wife at Love's on I-80 in Iowa. She converted, moved to Louisiana with him, and they go back to Iowa together every Christmas, fueling up at the truck stop where they met. She was giddy to find him, as most of the men in her town were either already married or total losers. They were both in their early 30's when they met. I had planned on doing this when I got out of the military, but Providence had it that I'd never have to try it out -- I'd be engaged to Keturah just before my discharge. But I say to any young man having trouble finding a woman it's absolutely worth a try. At worst, you see the country and go on a few bad dates. At best, you find the love of your life.

@mr_skeptical01 @bielemaera Veteran hoe

@bielemaera Get tested

Slept at this random chicks house last night, chick didn’t even acknowledge me in the morning, took a Diet Coke from her fridge on the way out

@MurrayHillGuy1 Could be good experience for him, but now he just needs to master escalation

My friend is the LeBron James of spending $150 on drinks of a 7/10 girl he met at a bar and not closing… Help this man!

@whereicy Already did this shit

if you wanna ruin ur life just date the rave girl

@ragingxngxl Sounds like a good dream. I have dreams within 30 minutes of falling asleep and it's just being at the bar doing coke or at a rave

Finally slept but had a dream I was being chased by a bear so I woke up screaming , but I’m here to remind you that it’s Friday and there’s no fun in calories, so abolish wings and beer night and embrace cocaine and tussii.

@MyersZombie1 I made a hoe listen to bladee when I picked her up on fig

Ive blown at least 6 figs on escorts now

@PathOfMen_ Done all of these

Top male canon events - grandma dying - 18yr old summer - fumbling a 8/10 who really loved you - teenage love - getting into a fist fight - solo trip - getting fired from your 9-5 - buying your first car

@MurrayHillGuy1 hit bag with the boys after and find another broad

Every man from has received the classic “HR breakup text” from a beautiful mid slightly out of his league and was sad for a few days. The Safe & beta response (corporate compliance): “All good, let me know if something changes!” The right response is no response, but if you want to have fun… send this (borderline fireable, slight chance of promotion): “No worries. Hmu when your next situationship implodes, & we can make out.” When you’re already dead, you throw the Hail Mary

@naiivememe should just agree

dating in 2026

@Casey_Business the cas

i have no idea what i want to do on my birthday this week except see friends (who i haven't asked yet lol). what is there to do in this city

@Brocklesnitch Aussies love dobbing in anything to get a little powertrip. look at dashcam owners

@krippledguy This is the pose you hit taking a shit with no phone

Why he hittin the Black Ops pose

@oprktr Bushmaster is sorta cool

what is your favorite military vehicle?