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Cannon_Tortoise

@Hydro_Pumped

I'd love to enjoy something but I'm far too cynical.

TEXAS Katılım Mart 2014
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Cannon_Tortoise@Hydro_Pumped·
@getonthestiix Why make merch for the internal code name of the Xbox? Nobody on earth knows what Project Helix is. It's so obvious corpos just churning out landfill sludge to dump on anyone who will sing their praises so they feel special.
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Academic Agent@AcademicAgent_X·
Sly bits of "woke" in BG3 include: - Default character is female and you must switch to male - Deault male human is black and you must fiddle about to make it white Stuff like this, which is merely a mild irritant, but it's just enough to notice.
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Cannon_Tortoise@Hydro_Pumped·
@Sir_Dammed Geoff took money to showcase a literal AI SCAM GAME! Ofc is not real, it will never be released but that didn't stop him from making us watch the trailer for Catly. Why bother vetting any of the content? Just cash the check and kiss Kojima's ass.
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SirD 🇺🇸@Sir_Dammed·
Frankly speaking, we're already way waaaay past the point where people shouldn't take TGA seriously because 90% of the vote is decided by mainstream game journos (and it's always been that way), but yeah I agree with this. Hopefully this will be the "wakeup call" for the normies. Then again, also keep in mind that journos are obsessed with optics and none of their beliefs are firm/grounded in principle, so if they sense that they'd get scorched for glazing it with awards, they'll probably avoid it.
G&A Reviews@GA_Reviews

If Mixtape wins a single awar no one should ever take the Game Awards seriously again. Really, in a year with RE9, Pragmata, Nioh 3, Mouse P.I. if this industry plant ass game steals a single nomination I'm rioting.

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Cannon_Tortoise@Hydro_Pumped·
@GA_Reviews You still take the show seriously?! After Kojima ass kissing, Catly, wrap it up devs, Gillette man, Highguard, doritos and mountain dew. The show has always been a complete joke.
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Cannon_Tortoise@Hydro_Pumped·
@FrancosGhost I walked out of TFA and told my wife that we just watched a shitty remake of A New Hope.
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The Ghost of Francisco Franco
People still try to talk about Disney Star Wars like everything was fine when TFA came out, but TFA actively broke the entire universe with zero explanation or backstory. It was all shot from the start.
Orion@orionproxima

TFA is just as bad. Han's a deadbeat dad, still a smuggler, killed by his own son who's a Vader fanboy. Leia is a failure who runs a REBELLION, despite having won in the OT. Neo-Empire is more powerful than ever and destroys New Republic. Luke's in hiding. Another Jedi purge.

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Cannon_Tortoise@Hydro_Pumped·
@FetusberryJam Oh they're just straight up lying. Consultants are not essential. She's a parasite. Consult the mirror and make a fucking video game. Let Devolver burn. Their quirked up chungus jokes can finally end.
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Fetusberry Crunch@FetusberryJam·
see, i already disliked Devolver when they weren't cool about my copypasta but now they're saying they're working with Sarkeesian? i am vindicated
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Cannon_Tortoise@Hydro_Pumped·
@NebsGoodTakes An important plot point in his own show is that he obtains and learns how to use a jetpack but I guess they forgot and told the animators use a tiny AT-ST right before they fired them.
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DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm·
New clip from ‘THE MANDALORIAN & GROGU’. In theaters on May 22.
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Cannon_Tortoise@Hydro_Pumped·
@Browntable_Ent Lol please. We're getting 5 minutes of Tom Holland closeup of a floating head talking to a blue light. With the end of No Way Home they setup this exact plot but I don't think they're smart enough to use it.
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Browntable@Browntable_Ent·
If the movie successfully executes a message about how isolating and talking to what amounts to a chatbot is not a replacement for interactions with real people and making genuine human connection.. then I will never stop glazing this movie.
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm

Peter has a new A.I. assistant E.V. in ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’. “[She is] sadly, the closest thing Peter has to a friend.” (Source: ew.com/spider-man-bra…)

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DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm·
Peter has a new A.I. assistant E.V. in ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’. “[She is] sadly, the closest thing Peter has to a friend.” (Source: ew.com/spider-man-bra…)
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Cannon_Tortoise@Hydro_Pumped·
@BethesdaStudios The ENTIRE point of buying physical is getting the actual game on a physical device. It is pathetic how far Bethesda has fallen. Elder Scrolls 6 might see them close forever if it releases and the content is similar to Starfield or Fallout 76.
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Cannon_Tortoise@Hydro_Pumped·
@SecKennedy Picture and text, made with AI. Why? Despite this post being cringe and retarded you had to get an AI to put text on a picture. That's pathetic.
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Cannon_Tortoise@Hydro_Pumped·
@DAKKADAKKA1 It's so fucking boring! The characters just YAP YAP YAP and Clive has such a monotone milk toast character. 1 boss fight means 25+minutes of cut scene talking.
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DAKKADAKKA@DAKKADAKKA1·
>final fantasy 16 >biggest flop since Crisis Core What went wrong?
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CoveredGeekly@CoveredGeekly·
Matthew Lillard says he thinks people only like him due to nostalgia "I think that's why I'm working. I don't think anyone really likes me. They just miss the old days." (via youtube.com/watch?v=eGekJ4…)
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