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Yearly reminder that the first thing Jesus told His male disciples after He rose from the dead is that they should have believed women.

From observing to assisting to closing skin to doing entire operations as a lead surgeon. Progress. What a concept!

“She was easy” Bro she liked you. 💀

My parents got divorced in 2004 and since then all my mom has done with her spare time is further her studies 😭🤚🏾. She finally got her PhD and I thought it’s the end for her, tell me why this lady is talking about registering for another undergraduate degree 😭.

lowkey afraid of the amount of work i actually need to do next year in pursuing my dreams.

@lovantenyambura Hapana Nyambura ,, 😂 sisi wasichana wa Kericho tunashangaa what are you even talking about, labda ushindane na Aborigines wa native Australia

I can recall there is a moment natigetu

@KlementGemini Haiyaa sawa basi Klement Gemini mpenda maweed uprising superstar!!!

Uko chini sana musically. People overate you juu ya matako.

If babies understood embarrassment, most of them would never learn to walk or speak because of the amount of failure required to improve. This was one of our first lessons in life but somehow, we forgot

1. Erections are not painful. 2. Erections do not bleed. 3. You don’t have to walk around with tampons/pads (which are incredibly uncomfortable) 4. Morning erections do not last 3–7 days. They last for a maximum of 30 minutes. 5. Erections do not cause depression, bowel issues, headaches, back pain, acne, etc. Comparing menstruation to morning erections is wild. Olodo.

I want my man to be able to enjoy his life and still be faithful. Go out and have fun with your friends. Just respect me in my absence. That's all I ask.

@Ongeregerrald @rasmwariama @georgenjoroge_ So the guy is allowed to speak openly about how "he is a better man" now and even use that to educate others, but the woman can't speak about the same thing openly. That's some weird man entitlement!!

@iamceu @rasmwariama @georgenjoroge_ I mean why would someone talk so ill about her coparent for sth they shared 12yrs ago. Trauma addiction and nostalgia

The easiest way to describe Rozina Mwakideu is irrelevant. Robert Burale confessed, healed and rebuilt himself. 12yrs later, she repeats the same story and calls it ‘her truth.’ That’s not revelation, that’s stale gossip. The marriage ended, stop dragging his name just to feel relevant!

@Ongeregerrald @rasmwariama @georgenjoroge_ Mnakuanga aje lakini!!! Eti misses the trauma.

@rasmwariama @georgenjoroge_ Her speaking about it bitterly 12yrs later confirms she kinda misses the trauma

I actually don't mind being the villain in your story cause in mine you lack boundaries, integrity, healthy communication skills and the emotional maturity to take accountability.

hearing "i'm proud of you" when you're having a hard time really does hit different

i don't have sympathy for nobody anymore, idk what to tell you😂 be strong like I was.

I’m so private my own family don’t even know me like that

I still have my mom with me, and that’s a blessing I will never take for granted.