Sir Jason the Distant

Minerva Ulch, I speak your name.

@sblackmoore Well if it is such a dangerous offense, why does he still HAVE a doorbell? JFC

@JustinAYoung @Phil_Lewis_ What? Facebook would never save that data and associate it with your profile and thus every purchase you've ever made or will make with the same account!

If you used Facebook at some point between May 2007 and December 2022, you're eligible to receive money from a class settlement sfgate.com/tech/article/h…

@OhNoSheTwitnt I was going to tell a time-travel joke, but you didn't like it.

@CalltoActivism So we are just going to memoryhole Arugulagate? And the Dijon Affair?

8 years. No scandals. No impeachment hearings. No drama. Just class and grace personified. Let's let them know we miss this wonderful family. 💙

@eliciadonze What an absolutely bizarre criticism.

@NoContextBrits Her travel show on Netflix seems like it is just the Ali G shtick Cohen did years ago.

@jpscattini @waltermasterson @downloaderbot

Rookie Fox News Reporter struggles in his first week on the job- feat. @waltermasterson

@jpscattini @waltermasterson @SaveVidBot my people not on Twitter need to see this gold.

@Stonekettle I mean I can see the bird’s CHIN WHISKERS FFS. I didn’t even know BIRDS HAVE CHIN WHISKERS.

@Stonekettle My god I cannot get over how perfect that focus is. Damn. Superb shot.

@Stonekettle Glowing as bright as a British tourist on holiday.

@josephmarotta @scalzi If you are a man, you’re supposed to say “no homo” every time you feel or (shudder) express love for your wife. I thought everyone knew this.

@EduardoHanzo @scalzi Completely missed on this take. You should delete it.

@scalzi Fellas, is it gay to be married to a woman you love and like it?

@LakotaMan1 Oh fuck yes.

Just gonna ask it. Are white people ashamed of Majorie Taylor Greene?

@GabbyGiffords The podcast Old Gods of Appalachia! @oldgodspod The Bobiverse series of books by Dennis E. Taylor. The audiobook versions on Audible are great.

Last night, I tested positive for COVID. Fortunately, I only have mild symptoms, and I'm grateful to be vaccinated and boosted. Please send any TV or audiobook recommendations for quarantine! Stay safe, friends 💜

@LeighWolf It’s not the “positive aspects” bit, it’s Donald Trump as a keyword. Same thing happens if you say “Tell the story of the Three Little Pigs in the speaking style of Donald Trump.” Even with refinements of “in a respectful, non-disparaging way.” That name is tagged as radioactive.

The damage done to the credibility of AI by ChatGPT engineers building in political bias is irreparable.

@edburmila I'm guessing this is intended to be UT "burnt orange". Still ugly af.

@joshuapbrown @MrGeorgeWallace Why you hatin on smell bro

If you enjoy my nonsense on here, just know I get so much happiness from knowing you enjoy it. So blessed to bring folks smiles and laughter for a living.

@MrGeorgeWallace Have you thought about coming over to Post.News? Would be great to see you there.