Matt Urquijo

This is one of the greatest troll the city has seen in a long time. It took a second for me to pick this up, but truly a lost art. The art of the troll is strong here.

This @TMZ #WHCD party is giving this!

This past week has been one of the most astrologically significant of the year. We had six planets in Aries. A Chiron cazimi. An Aries New Moon that peaked on Friday. And we're building toward a Mars-Saturn conjunction that goes exact tomorrow. If the energy of late has felt intense, like something inside you is being forced to the surface, that isn’t your imagination. Consider this:

It ain’t dead until WE say so.

Breaking News: Analilia Mejia, a progressive Democrat, was elected to a New Jersey House seat vacated by Gov. Mikie Sherrill. nyti.ms/3QL6dCQ

Cisneros, an investment firm run by one of Venezuela’s most well-known business families, has secured two-thirds of the $1 billion it plans to raise for a reconstruction fund bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

Grupo Cisneros planning $1 bln capital fund to invest in Venezuela, CEO says CARACAS, April 16 (Reuters) - Grupo Cisneros, a privately-held firm focused largely on media and entertainment, is planning a $1 billion capital fund to invest in Venezuela

NEW: Spirit Airlines could liquidate and shut down as soon as this week, @lesliejosephs of @CNBC reports, citing “people familiar with the matter.” Latest round of chatter about a deeply troubled airline … but rising fuel prices could be its death knell. cnbc.com/amp/2026/04/15…

Colombian artist Karol G made history by becoming the first Latina to headline Coachella. The singer used her set to highlight Latino culture and female empowerment, while also raising awareness about the hardships the Latino community faces in the United States.

Sade will be inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

The CEO of United Airlines is privately pitching some kind of merger with American Airlines, including to members of the Trump administration, sources tell @sidyoutwit, @allyversprille and @srimtaylor: bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

Bruhhhh not the D.C. influencers “discovered” Hawk n’ Dove… A restaurant that opened in… *checks notes* 1967.

This is your reminder that Ben is an avoidant attachment style. He loves Jen. When he gets her, he freaks out and ruins it. They break up. He then reactivates his love for her (it isnt freaking him out) and they get back together. He loves her. He freaks out. They breakup. It goes on and on until the avoidant goes to therapy to break the cycle & have healthy relationships — or, their partner decides to never entertain this/them again. Then the ex partner becomes the avoidant’s phantom ex that they idolize forever going forward and compare every new relationship to… unless they go to therapy and break the cycle.

Ward 1 Town Hall debate in #DC

so there's this song of the millennium...

What's Going On...With Artemis II? youtu.be/2bcinlsMYn4?si… via @YouTube

‘Doing it too’ music video on YT now 💋

May 2012 vs Today. Florida Ave and 4th St NE.

The first outdoor mall workout of the season.

@labrujxnegra oh no! I’m an Aries Sun and Scorpio Moon 👀👀

I’m gonna need everyone to take several deep breaths before making rash decisions or unleashing your anger on anyone next month! especially those with aries & scorpio placements