I asked it

@covie_93 First Jesus, Donald Jesus is saving us.

Who did the remaining 23% blame?

@BasedMikeLee name one election where votes were cast illegally. and don't say 2020 b/c the courts have ruled against that over 60 times.

Trump’s right Do this or we lose

@WhiteHouse the word 'unhinged' comes to mind her.

“Nobody knows who is in charge, including them. Also, we have all the cards, they have none! If they want to talk, all they have to do is call!!!” - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸

@JamieBonkiewicz Changing the name to the Trump correspondence dinner?

I’ll save you some time on the White House Correspondents’ Dinner: • Fake news • The press is the enemy of the people • It’s Joe Biden’s fault • The 2020 election was rigged • Some incoherent gibberish • Witch hunt • Nobody’s ever seen anything like it • Total and complete victory in Iran • We are the hottest country in the world • The failing New York Times • A UFC fight on the White House lawn • CNN is a disaster • Democrats hate America • My beautiful gold ballroom • More gibberish • Greatest presidency ever Am I missing anything?

@TheHillOpinion GOP Congress must be secretly enjoying his mental fragmentation, they’re still scared, but secretly they must be too shop to save him from himself.

Trump’s decline is an emergency: Why doesn’t Congress treat it like one? tinyurl.com/5n792ybv

@RonDeSantis Not sure these numbers are correct, Governor. it looks like...there's a little lift in the shoes going on here to make them look more convincing.

The default position for the Democrat Party is open borders. They can and will do it again if they regain power.

@Conservative2TX hmm, try this: If I had six lines of coke on a toilet seat, that's 100%; if you do one line, 83% of the lines remain; if you do another, there'd be 67% left. After the third one, 50% is left; after the fourth one, 33% is left. after the fifth one, 17% is left, after that, no coke

Stupid people with zero math skills . 1) going from 100 to 600 is 500% increase 2) going from 600 to 100 is 83.33% Stupid ass people in this government

#trumpswar are we at 57 days already? only 191 days until the midterms; next primaries are 10 days away.

@MontyBennett so... you want to give them something but you also want their kids to feel like they're unwelcomed guests in your house who don't get to participate in the life they see around them everyday. yup, that checks out with your religion, that's what Jesus would do.

We’re now at 22 states implementing some form of SNAP restrictions on items like soda, candy, and energy drinks. Taxpayer-funded benefits are starting to look less like 2-liter soda runs and more like healthy groceries that nourish people. Let’s get this across all 50 states!

@nowthisimpact guess what you're taking up to, Mr. President...

Trump in 2024: ‘You’ll never see me sleeping in front of cameras.’ Trump in 2026: falls asleep on camera regularly

@CalltoActivism The other day, Scandinaviastandland called me up, he said, "Sir, you're doing a great job." Then he gave me some marmalade on white bread and I signed 50 executive orders. Didn't even read them. I just signnnnn....zzzz

Holy shit. Trump’s brain is so damaged he doesn’t realize Greece isn’t a person: “Greece has been very supportive; he is a terrific guy.” This guys brain is mashed potatoes.

@donwinslow some of them three times.

Welcome to Donald Trump's America. 77 million lost Americans voted for this stupidity. Twice.

@NewsHour @PolitiFact hmm, try this: If I had six lines of coke on a toilet seat, that's 100%; if you do one line, 83% of the lines remain; if you do another, there'd be 67% left. After the third one, 50% is left; after the fourth one, 33% is left. after the fifth one, 17% is left, after that, no coke

President Donald Trump has regularly said that drug-price discounts on his watch are greater than 100%, which isn't mathematically possible. Now his health and human services secretary, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., is trying to back up his faulty math. (From @PolitiFact) to.pbs.org/3QsnKQl

@RpsAgainstTrump President Putin called me too! he said, "Sir, I can't believe... your dog and your cat. They get along so well, sir." Then the nice lady gave me some marmalade and on toast and I signed some documents that I didn't read.

Trump: “When I didn't get the Nobel Peace Prize. You gotta understand, I don't care. Norway has lost so credible. I stopped 8 wars… I do it the best. I stopped wars that nobody thought—President Putin called me, he said, 'I can't believe you stopped this one and this one.’”

@allenanalysis at least biden was able to run the country, create jobs, reversve inflation...

WHERE IS ABC? WHERE IS CBS? If this were Biden every one of those outlets would have 24/7 breaking news coverage.

@JamieBonkiewicz they won't get many calls from free-loading Iowa farmers who got bought off again with payouts.

Spotted in Des Moines, IA

@RapidResponse47 @PressSec let's hope the mat leave replacement is more professional. oh lord, kristie noem is looking for a job.

.@PressSec: "On a personal matter, this will likely be my last gaggle for some time — as you can see, I'm about ready to have a baby any minute." 🩷

@keithedwards a) allergic to the new spray on tan b) just drank out of Kash Patel’s coffee cup c) trying to figure an 18% tip using GOP maga math d) reading his approval ratings on Fox News

What’s wrong with the president

@WhiteHouse @SecWar Channeling his inner Alexander Haig.

The blockade is tightening by the hour. We are in control. Nothing in, nothing out. "They know that we, the United States of America, control the flow of global shipping... their real navy is at the bottom of the Arabian Gulf." - @SecWar 🇺🇸

@EricLDaugh They should all show up with Epstein victims as their plus one.

🚨 JUST IN: 250 reporters in the fake news are BOYCOTTING President Trump’s attendance of the White House Correspondents dinner Their goal: “MAKE HIM UNCOMFORTABLE” 😂 Are they serious? The most PATHETIC thing they could’ve done! 🤣