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Since we're watching Twitter *literally* breaking down, I'm dusting off my old Mastodon account ictman@im-in.space @ictman" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">im-in.space/@ictman

@athasdev Literally not a cli

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@RichardDuton @Lord_Sugar @jacksfilms twitter for android but it's lord Sugar falling for engagement bait

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@AezzieGovSim @l0ckrime @tommygun19175 I really don't think you can say the right wing parties in the UK are remotely pro-LGBT, given their approach to the T

@l0ckrime @tommygun19175 To be fair, most conservative parties in europe (and even far right parties) are fairly pro-LGBT. Conservatives being super anti-gay is a primarily American phenomena.

@BeesFear A doctor in the UK was found to be literally inscribing his initials inside patients, on their organs, and he was only found out when that organ failed and another doctor saw it

When I say being raped is expensive, I mean this: I was drugged and assaulted in a frat house at 18 shortly before I was supposed to get my wisdom teeth removed. I had awful PTSD; I couldn’t stomach the idea of being under anesthesia (or even OTC drugs like melatonin or NyQuil).

@faraz_r_khan Bro thought he cooked with that

@ICTman1076 Thats right. Now give us your American dollars.

You can tell solidworks was made by a european company since it randomly threatens to crash itself if you tell it to do some work

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@pandotcodes Why didn't you say this

@ICTman1076 why did you say this

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@IloniSwiftpaw @crashtheyeena I don't think it's up to us to pass judgement on how someone spends their money, except to make sure they cover their physical needs first

@crashtheyeena I think you should be able to buy a small treat on UC (like a book, game or a bubble tea) but blasting it all on a con is not ok, especially not a furrycon which is more expensive than your local anime con. Which I would say that would fall under a small treat.

@pandotcodes false balls

@ICTman1076 false

@agwilliams_uk @CHinchliffMP @KarlTurnerMP

@ICTman1076 @CHinchliffMP @KarlTurnerMP Not for everyone.

I’m campaigning for a Great British Railcard. Private firms fleeced us for years - just to get to work, appointments or see loved ones. Public ownership must end the rail rip-off. You can get a railcard like this 👇 (but smaller) if Ministers back my plan for cheaper fares.

@agwilliams_uk @CHinchliffMP @KarlTurnerMP You do realise Railcards already exist? The only difference this makes, is making them more accessible

@CHinchliffMP @KarlTurnerMP Where’s the money coming from? You’re implying that rail companies have a net profit margin of 33%. Bonkers.

@LewisOrmston @CHinchliffMP Someone's reading comprehension is lacking

@CHinchliffMP Railcards already exist. What’s new here?

@gibraltarfx @CHinchliffMP @KarlTurnerMP Railcard incentivised more rail usage. Because you pay for it, you also get a psychological affect of "I want to get good value out of this". So you are more likely to use the railways.

@CHinchliffMP @KarlTurnerMP Why not just cut ticket prices by a third ?

@idrinkcocacola9 @spinelessaisha It can be, it also means very good. It's more of an emphasis word, sometimes said like "stonking good", "great big stonking", etc

@spinelessaisha doesnt stonking just means very big? so its basically saying "massive stingray"

despite not being the distro called "fedora", ubuntu STILL ends up being the most reddit distro... wow

@upthejunction28 @anon_opin One child once said that they identified as a cat, and that one child across 9 million got bullied for it, and the teacher said don't do that. And your takeaway is this? theguardian.com/education/2023…

@anon_opin LBC must not have been told …

By repeating bollocks like "some children self identify as a cat and the schools have to provide litter trays" you are self identifying as a gullible moron.

@Abouterf197543 Why are you recording people in the loo?

This happened at Colchester train station. The male member of staff can’t tell the sex of other humans!

@ubuntu @MrBarryLewis you have anything to do with naming this thing? Lol

It's official! The codename for Ubuntu 26.10 is... (Drum roll, please. 🥁) ...Stonking Stingray!

@pierre_beyzukov @rorysutherland You're right, I am vehemently against coffee creamer

@ICTman1076 @rorysutherland Disgusting.

New brew guide just dropped. James Hoffman eat your heart out