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@TheColbster94 @blacknredtext Damn, another one moved to Fiji

@blacknredtext If he even started hitting on a girl they would fake a car wreck or a hurricane and get her out of there asap.

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@xrafstarguts Don't worry man, Clam Man 2 soon

every disco elysium copycat is uniquely nauseating, as if the sole lesson they absorbed from playing it is "people love this, and i want to reenact what is desired without any human feeling or understanding". the king of comedy of game ripoffs, a litter of pupkins

@why_m1i_pres @SarahBurssty They're talking about the word having a sound-alike in Cree language

@SarahBurssty Mayochup is in the us too it’s not just a Canadian thing

this is gonna sound crazy but Heinz made a product in Canada called mayochup which is just fry sauce but apparently in Cree it means shitface so everyone had a bit of a laugh over it

@thenatewolf Everyone had to carry about their own sort of canopic jar

When they were building the pyramids, were they allowed to pee down the side, or did they have to walk all the way to the bottom? Obviously no poops but I’m wondering about pee.

@RottenRC god forbid a man put some investment into his skincare routine

do you think he farts in there lol..... #invincible #cecilstedman

@GachaRacing18 @historygf Has not worked since 2019, likely the endpoint server that it connects to was shut down

@historygf Does it still work?

insane pull from my parents house

@AcidEW75 @lucadebus If I bend down I'm going to shit

@lucadebus Why would any one fucking need to KNOCK on a stall? THE DOOR IS CLOSED, YOU CAN JUST BEND DOWN AND SEE THE FEET! ITS OBVIOUS OCCUPIED

Wannabe 2/24 ~ Let's start all over again!

@Carter5Aniyah @oldmedia @FredSternberger I don't think he gets shit out and becomes Mr Hanky

@oldmedia @FredSternberger Can imaginary friends actually die from being eaten by humans?

Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends (2006)

@_PaleblueDot__ @C0ll3ct0r_D0LL I'd guess Romania

@C0ll3ct0r_D0LL Huh, where are you that "your behavior has damaged my property" isn't a tort?

The elderly are GENUINELY a different breed of humans dawg I've offered to help my neighbour put her bird feeder up on a higher platform multiple times, she's declined EVERY SINGLE TIME And now THE WHOLE FUCKIN BLOCK HAS RAT PROBLEMS DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST SAW???

@aculjade I like this. Thank you.

昔描いたボク魔絵見てたら今と大して変わらん…草ぁ ルカ君の毛量相変わらず多い まぁ多分その方が自分の中で描きやすかったんだろうね　 (全部2019年頃の再掲(…多分))

@RomanceD_OP Pudding giving the finger is a good one

Gracias Netflix

@fitnessfeelingz and by "meet" they mean glance at

I never want to see this post format again.

@fellosuff @Meow_meow826 A coworker once asked me "do you like music?" and I said "no, I'm the one human being on earth who does not like music"

@Meow_meow826 Everyone look how weird i am (With ??? I highlight things that I don't understand that they even have to do with being 'weird')

If this is considered "weird" then what the fuck are normal ppl doing with their life?

@GelyianBreeze Also helped that I was cooking her a bunch of Korean side dishes with meals, and they thought that was very impressive

@ID404Notfound Got that nat 20 charisma roll

My little mouse wife

@guilhernunes_ Even if the ghost is a dog, very generous.

cat accepts her supernatural gifts and dedicates her life to helping ghosts find the light

Man I love tv heads

@lucadebus Need to take a shit so bad, but someone is charging up in the stall repeatedly

@Andrew_haaz Have you gotten Closer to the Sun?

whatever... fly free🕊️🕊️🕊️ #adtwt #AmericanDad

@oculitemporal @punishedherodor 125 years sure makes a difference

@ID404Notfound @punishedherodor In fairness to the Followers, they do directly help you take out the Cathedral/Unity, but that was a while ago

Top five worst things you can do in the entire series, and this dialogue choice is the most heartbreaking

@punishedherodor @oculitemporal Maybe he should have joined another faction if he wanted to take action, instead of being part of the cuckolds of the apocalypse

@ID404Notfound @oculitemporal And be used for a nuclear holocaust of of innocent people. Neither Oliver nor Caesar would give two shit about the implications if they had a weapon to erase all of Flagstaff/Shady Sands from the map.