Shehu Audu

I should do a thread on Ayo Salami and Tinubu's rise to Power.

@uzeeusman Removing shoes isn't necessary oh, South Africans too do! Abeg come to Europe.

Young men, Make as much money as you can. The world is cruel to poor men 🤔 #thinkaboutit #capetown #uzeeusman

@hannytomi @Abrams_mufc 10 years, minimum!

With your own calculations, how long do you think this community will be without power?

Two retarded clowns, @seunokin and @Chude sat to discuss "divisive and toxic politics" but never mentioned those who threatened, stabbed and killed others. You can only gaslight yourselves. Clowns.

@engrICO2015 He should go and put on his shirt before we can listen to him.

A Nigeria born USARMY has this to say about the Nigeria army !! What do u think 🤔

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@officialABAT It is well...

The arrest of Nasir El-Rufai by the SSS in Anambra if true is another blot on our democracy, coming after yesterday's failed frame up.

@sam_bounty @adesina_peace 😂😂😂

@IGONO @adesina_peace I was so sure I’d see you here😂. My very own grooming leader!!!!!!!🙌🏼

Your dressing is off and you should do better. There are rules guiding corporate outfits for the male gender. Rule 1. Shoe and belt color rules - Next time, when you wear a brown shoe, make sure the color of your shoe matches with the color of your belt. - If your shoe is shiny, the belt should be too. If you are wearing a suede shoe, the belt should be a suede belt too. Rule 2: Shirts and pants combination rules - You should note that a contrast between your shirt and pants is needed. A light shirt with dark trousers is preferable. - Again, if you are wearing a patterned shirt, pair it with solid pants (non-patterned) and vice versa. - Your trouser is too long, it is meant to sit at the right point on the waist, with a slight "break" (where the pant meets the shoe) and no excessive length. Rule 3: Tie Rule. - The tip of your tie should reach the top of your belt buckle. No longer, not lower. You look like a primary school kid with that. - If you are wearing a solid tie, you should pair it with a patterned shirt and vice versa - Your tie should always be a darker shade of your shirt so that it stands out. You are welcome, Talented.🫰

@Suleman_tunks 👍

@IGONO Thank you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣and I wish you the same baba

Eid Mubarak, traditional man. 😂 @Suleman_tunks

2 years ago, during my exchange program in Bulgaria, I picked up one thing that stuck with me. Out of about 15–20 Erasmus students in my cohort, my iPhone 13 was arguably one of the most expensive phones there. I mean these were people with thousands of euros in their bank accounts, yet they chose devices purely based on need and functionality (I even saw one Spanish babe comfortably using an iPhone 6). I could confidently say I had one of the smallest bank balances, yet one of the most expensive phones. This isn’t to say I’ve ever measured wealth by gadgets, but the contrast was just striking to me. It made me realize how much of what we normalize in +234 is just unnecessary societal pressure. A lot of Nigerian youths just need exposure to see that this mindset is largely superficial. Because it is wild that you are trying to have a normal conversation with someone, and they’re subtly peeping the back of your phone to decide how to engage with you.

@CrownThirst The people who use iPhones or luxury products like that in Europe are kids. Like children. Nobody gives a fuvk!

The biggest red flag is a man whose personality is just proving he’s not “gay.”

@AbiolaAdebisi7 I can't even laugh enough.

Malami asking for a court order.😂😂😂😂

* Release @icpcnigeria

Chude was one of those who repackaged Buhari and forced him on Nigerians. He has no moral right to speak in this manner about the Obidients!

Chude supported Buhari whose supporters killed and maimed people in 2011. When Buhari won in 2015, Chude told us that he broke down in tears and started speaking in tongues because the holy spirit revealed to him that Buhari was the Messiah sent to rescue Nigeria. Clown.

@OurFavOnlineDoc Malami should enjoy. He did worst!

'Where is your court order...Do you want to disgrace me?' - Former AGF Malami challenges EFCC operatives who came to raid his house. Power is transient. Power is never permanent. This is the same fool that carried himself like a minigod under Buhari.