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🐉🕊️Rest In Peace

us persians have been saying that for 3000 years

Looks like he’d win a 30-27 against your favourite striker with 12 minutes of control time

@TheMattBerman @openclaw @vishalojha_me @Meta ADS

I run my meta ads with @openclaw for $0/month 😱 here's the system that runs autonomously: step 1: daily health check → social-cli (major shoutout to @vishalojha_me) wraps @Meta's marketing API (token refresh, pagination, rate limits all handled) → am I on track? what's running? who's winning? who's bleeding? any fatigue? → the same 5 questions I asked Ads Manager every morning for 20 years step 2: catch dying ads before CPA spikes → @OpenClaw pulls daily frequency by ad → frequency > 3.5 = audience is cooked, CTR is about to drop → this one signal saves more money than any dashboard step 3: auto-pause bleeders + shift budget to winners → CPA > 2.5x target for 48hrs? auto-pause. no hesitation. → ranks every campaign by efficiency. recommends shifting spend. → last fri it paused an $87 CPA campaign at 3am and scaled my best performer 30% step 4: write new ad copy from your winners → agent analyzes what's working (hooks, angles, CTAs) → generates variations based on the patterns in YOUR top performers → copy modeled on what already converts in your account. step 5: upload ads directly to your account → new creative + copy → live in @Meta Ads Manager → no more downloading, formatting, clicking through the upload flow → agent handles the entire publish cycle step 6: content concepts + morning brief → spots patterns across winners and suggests what to test next → delivers everything to Telegram, Slack, wherever you want it → 90 seconds to read. reply "approved." done. input: your ad account + your target CPA output: an AI that monitors, kills, scales, writes, AND uploads your ads dozens of hours in ad manager → 1 text message I packaged the entire system as the Meta Ads Kit. 5 @OpenClaw skills: - meta-ads (daily checks + auto-pause) - ad-creative-monitor (fatigue detection) - budget-optimizer (efficiency scoring + shift recs) - ad-copy-generator (writes variations from your winners) - ad-upload (publishes creative directly to your account) giving it away free. comment ADS + like + follow (must follow so i can DM)

@ChampChaz02 Love plaza so much, but imo the absolute worst place to play blackjack despite the good rules lol

Plaza. Pitt Boss reduced my BJ Maximum after winning 4 out of 5 hands, Then told me its fine I can play multiple boxes at the lower max, Then tell me 3 winning hands later actually you can only play one box at the lower max. Cashed out up but felt sorry for the dealer I was playing $25 a hand for who lost out on the rest of a good shoe also.

In a better world Iran is the hub between Europe and East Asia and we all do our layovers in Isfahan instead of Dubai

I cant wait to sleep for 10 hours tonight

Personally, I have zero interest in taking a waymo ever. I would much rather have some armenian guy pick me up and get me to my destination several minutes before what google maps is telling me.

@VisualsByChern Lmfaoooo ara mernam

@IMANaudio no wonder David changed his last name to Miller they locked his whole family up

@ThatCasinoLife Rio comp’d me 4 nights for 1hr of play with $22 inside and $3 pass line lol gonna hit it for MDW

Rio gives me a $50 free bet every single month. I always put it on the passline and it's always some random guy going on a crazy roll 🎲🎲

Reta is as cheap as $6 a week on the grey market btw

@JamesRuport @paulsaladinomd @ClownWorld Learned a new word today

@paulsaladinomd @ClownWorld Paul, you (among others) fueled my orthorexia. I’m getting over it, but some of this messaging can have negative consequences. Thank you for your attention on this matter

Costco's CEO just sat down, ate the $1.50 hot dog combo on camera, and confirmed the price isn't changing. In 2026. While everything else keeps going up. That's how you lead. No excuses, no corporate spin. Just keeping a promise to the people who keep the doors open.

My sleep schedule is so fragile wtf

@rorynotsorry These look very promising

@theneongutter None other than the world famous jerrys nugget!

Where is this beautiful fountain? Hint: it’s not Bellagio!

In hindsight they were preparing us for the club

Iran has reportedly kidnapped the families of the Iranian women’s soccer team members who requested asylum & the women are now abandoning those claims and returning to the country to face torture or death. No prominent left wing American women’s soccer players have said a word.

I’m begging yall to go back to Canva for Event Flyers 😭 Leave the AI alone

Supersetting dopamine this AN by going to the casino, the gym and then my family dog