The 13th Duke of Monkfish

@Dominos_UK Just pineapple

if Tuchel ordered a pizza what toppings would he pick

@andrewlawrence 170k gross in....not something to cheer about . Shit headlines like tax is increasing at its slowest rate since yesterday. Bullshit

Live in STAFFORD, 25th June, tickets: gatehousetheatre.co.uk/whatson-event/… FELIXSTOWE, LYME REGIS, GOSPORT, plus SOUTHAMPTON shows with Leo Kearse, Alistair Williams And Nicholas De Santo, all tickets here: linktr.ee/andrewlawrence… Exclusive Patreon videos: patreon.com/c/AndrewLawren… Thanks for watching, don't forget to subscribe.

We're being replaced.

@footyinsider247 No......not sure about toney..but who else is there

✅ Ivan Toney, Jordan Henderson and Djed Spence 𝐈𝐍. ❌ Phil Foden, Cole Palmer and Trent Alexander-Arnold 𝐎𝐔𝐓. Thomas Tuchel has named his 26-man England squad for this summer's World Cup - has he made a mistake with any of these selections? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@RichSCawley @pedwards72 Is he still 19

Scott Wagstaff set for a pre-season reunion with #cafc after signing for Dartford today. The Addicks head there for their first friendly on July 3. 📷 @pedwards72

@ShabanaMahmood Congratulations by destroying the country you have made it less attractive to come

Net migration down 82%. Net migration is now at 171,000, down from a high of 944,000 under the Conservatives. This Government is restoring order and control to our borders.

@billymooreAPBD Does that dude play darts?

Case discharged the jury has failed to reach a verdict!!

@PaletteSwapMag Good....it was integral to the story

Studios may have gone too far with the recently released 4K Blu-ray of 1979’s Alien as the transfer to higher definition also added back in the fur of Sigourney Weaver’s beaver.

@TaraBull Elliot page has been working out

Guys, what's stopping you from obtaining a body like this?

@GuidoFawkes 1st question...wheres the canteen?

How much?

@BigDL I saw the shed and thought luton

Name the ground……

@DSymonds__ @EFL_Comms

@EFL_Comms FUCKING PISS TAKE YOUR COMMISSION IS A FUCKING JOKE ALL SOUTHAMPTON FANS WITH TICKETS SHOULD FUCKING STORM WEMBLEY AND MAKE SURE THAT GAME DOESNT GO AHEAD ITS A FUCKING DISGRACE CHEATING OR NOT YOU CANT KICK US OUT OF A FINAL OVER THAT BULLOCKS #SAINTSFC

An Independent Disciplinary Commission has today expelled Southampton from the Sky Bet Championship Play-Offs after the Club admitted to multiple breaches of EFL Regulations related to the unauthorised filming of other Clubs’ training. In addition, the Club has received a four-point deduction that will be applied to the 2026/27 Championship table. The effect of today’s order is that Middlesbrough are reinstated into the 2026 Play-Offs and will proceed to the Play-Off Final against Hull City. The final remains scheduled for Saturday 23 May, with the kick-off time to be confirmed. 📘 efl.com/news/2026/may/…

@Iromg Hmmm being forced out on his own terms…..fool

They said it would never happen. I’ve predicted it for 22 months. It’s happening. I was right again… Goodbye and good riddance.

@DPJHodges Friends.....

Keir Starmer has told friends he intends to stand down as Prime Minister and set out an orderly timetable for his departure > Mail Plus > dailymail.com/news/article-1…

@Sargon_of_Akkad Friends!!

HOLD THE LINE, KEIR!

@NotFarLeftAtAll Is he old enough to vote?

Wes Streeting wants to be the first gay PM and that he will take us back into the EU

@SkyNews Hes a fool...same old speeches different faces.same old rhetoric. Starmer is soon to be consigned to the political dustbin and wes is hot on his trail

'Today, Tommy Robinson and his followers are marching through the streets of our capital city.' Wes Streeting says that 'there are no second-class citizens in this country... The flag belongs to all of us, not just some of us’. Politics latest: trib.al/zxwWsWg

@MikeBales 70s german porn comes to mind

In fact, this is an authentic photo featuring three absolute legends: Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, and Macho Man Randy Savage.

@MMABabes She looked better with the coat on

Jade Masson Wong INSANE weigh in

@16bitnostalgia One game that needs a remake

Vagrant Story released 26 years ago today on PlayStation!

@GarbageHuman24 Make your excuses and go out with your mates

It’s my wife’s birthday today. Where should I take her?