LONGARM

@Computergeek34 just a tad.

@INT_AFFAIRS_01 Oh….i do say fuck quite a lot don’t I

im a disgraceful gluttonous beast.

@INT_AFFAIRS_01 Oh fuck you

@INT_AFFAIRS_01 Shut up I have 151 degrees so uh fuck you

@Computergeek34 what's the correct term? erm..... idgaf

@INT_AFFAIRS_01 Hell i turn into a computer and yet I’m sure I’m more competent than you certainly more trustworthy I mean clearly you can’t even trust yourself

@Computergeek34 oh okay

@INT_AFFAIRS_01 Be ashamed of yourself you have no follow through on your words not even to the promises you make yourself you are pathetic

@KEEPTHERECORDS I fear that. there is none left.

@INT_AFFAIRS_01 ooh.. what else? Can I sniff? I want some!

@R_STR1K3 don't do that??

@INT_AFFAIRS_01 [ sniffsniffsniff]

@BlueEarthQuaker five S'mores, a glazed donut, and to top it all off, a "Cosmic Brownie." once I started I just couldn't stop...

@INT_AFFAIRS_01 Because you had multiple smores?

@R_STR1K3 ah- you?- ...what /are/ you.

@INT_AFFAIRS_01 [ fat fuck heard food. ]

im eating a S'more. Just as a treat. I dont plan on having more then just one.

least the longarm acc is still living 😓//

@starclassiclt —anything currently, nor need a lab. im content with my office. it supplies me space to do whatever I please. really, what else could a mech ask for on this ship? ..besides better portion sizes. but alas, that's my own issue. [maybe he should limit how much hes speaking.]

@starclassiclt —hundreds of alternate universes. not only is it incredible. it's astonishing. ah!- im ranting. apologies. [he stiffles a small embarrassed laugh, helm turning away before looking back at the other bot.] im delighted I dont have those issues. while yes, i dont exactly.. study—

[Starscream enters the archives, a large, dim, and quiet place. He'd been here many times before, first for information on his alternate selves, and then in the hopes of finding a way back to his universe. Now? He just needed a quiet place to meet someone.]+ @INT_AFFAIRS_01

@KEEPTHERECORDS This was you? may I ask, why the questions?

@INT_AFFAIRS_01 Ooh!!! Thank you!

while I dont have any specific song in mind, I take a liking to instrumentals. hm. I suppose "blues", and "jazz". if it helps any, I did quite enjoy the song blaster played today. (Crosswind by Billy Cobham.) poppies and dandelions. I pray these answers are sufficient?

@KEEPTHERECORDS meet me near the lounge? the one by the medbay. im hoping you bring just about everything listed, would be a shame if you lied.

@INT_AFFAIRS_01 Share share!

im starved. starving. the portion sizes of rations on this blasted ship isnt enough. ...for me atleast. would anyone happen to know where I'd be able to get more? these are practically comparable to CRUMBS!

@KEEPTHERECORDS do you now. ....going to share? Or are you simply just flaunting what you have.

@INT_AFFAIRS_01 I have a lot of energon snacks! Cakes, pies, soups!!

horribly, HORRIBLY, bored. intaffairs.straw.page