Instantaneous Peter Oatmeal III

Got beaned today. Should be a nice bruise. Good payback for going 3 for 4 on opening day. How's your Opening Day? #PBESim

Twins win the Paper Cup! My Bro @CupNoodle4D wins 2 championships in a season. Mans a beast. #PBESim #MLR

Apparently we've been drafting to many #Supernovas cause there is a serious heat wave happening. So do we need to cut players before the season starts next week? #PBESim

Watching my alter egos play for the Championship in MLR. Go Twins! #PBESim #Crosstalk

Quick, someone: How do I replace my skin? #PBESim #SpringTrainingSunburn

ProTip: Always wear sunscreen when golfing with the #Supernovas. I've been turned into dust. Headed to Dr. Andrews for a consult on getting me back into Spring Training shape. #PBESim

Going golfing with the #Supernovas today. How's your spring training going? #PBESim

Alright, this story by @Joe_Davis about Miguel Cabrera is awesome. Can’t script this stuff! (via @SportsNetLA)

So proud of my brother @CupNoodle4D for the World Series win and snagging that World Series MVP trophy. I have a lot of work to do to catch up. But don't worry: I'm faster and younger. #PBESim

Saw Miggy steal 3rd and advance to home in the throw to double Det's lead. Resolving to steal more bases next season. #PBESim

Headed to a MLB game. Gonna take notes. #PBESim

#Baseball4Thespians Player Analogs Part 4: RF = Wishes they were either at 3rd Base (Standing there doing loud Shakespeare) or at CF (doing everything fast) but has the energy for neither; LF = Gets it all done, not flashy but reliable. #PBESim

#Baseball4Thespians Player Analogs #3: SS= the heaviest role & usually the most talented performer; 2nd Base = in every scene, but just barely; CF = stamina for days; always want to rehearse it again, never stops moving; to be continued #PBESim

#Baseball4Thespians Player Analogs #2: DH = That vet that has one scene, kills it then sleeps the rest of the show in their dressing room; 1st Base = That older actor that will soon be the DH; 3rd Base = Biggest voice; probably Shakespearean, just stands and delivers. #PBESim

#Baseball4Thespians Player Analogs: Pitcher = Male Lead (probably a star who will only last ¾ of the run); Catcher = Female Lead (who doesn’t get the recognition or comp of the Pitcher, but runs the game and know the show better than anyone); To Be Continued #PBESim

#Baseball4Thespians Coaching Positions: 1st Base Coach = ASM; Manager = SM; GM = Producer; 3rd Base Coach = Fly Operator; Bench Coach = Dresser; Pitching Coach = Vocal Coach; Analytics Coach = Script Supervisor #PBESim

#Baseball4Thespians Ground Rule Double: That slow star entrance that gets a standing ovation and the slow goes into slow motion for a bit. #PBESim

#Baseball4Thespians Double Switch: Positive Covid Test; did a swing activate? That was a Double Switch. #PBESim

#Baseball4Thespians Continuing our rules tour, but this time for actors. Steal: Making that perfect character gesture on stage just before your co-star. Now they can’t cross their arms at all! Ha! #PBESim

#PBESim Next season can't come soon enough. We gonna be better.