Poffz I have no idea

@aki_lives @ProxyFreak But consider: Genis

@ProxyFreak IDC what people call it as long as it's not "gick"

Have you noticed how transwomen cant seem to decide between calling it a 'girldick' or a 'gock'? This is actually super interesting cause we're seeing these slang terms evolve & compete in real time. Gock comes from the abbreviation for Girlcock, & the shorter form may be why it

@FEMSOFTWARE Consider though, the absolute hilarity of dropping a tainted strike on your opponents big creature while they swing out at the threat. Nobody can even be mad at that point.

if you are still getting upset at infect/poison counters in 2026 you need to just move on

@WHATISDIVINITEA @stolphie I mean, it has the framing of overcoming fear to move forward, if you just divorce it from the... other context, its a perfectly fine motivational quote, basically saying to take chances, leaps of faith, even if you are scared in the moment.

@stolphie no cus that deadass is motivational jump even if your legs shake sounds like a motivational quote

MOTIVATIONAL MESSAGE from an ally about how you should NEVER stop bouncing on it even if your legs are shaking 😭😭 this is so emotional. thank you. thank you ill do my best

@karateclub90000 @elisnyan So: Joseph lost because he needed Stroheim to save him, Jotaro lost because he needed polnareff to interrupt dio trying to behead him, etcetera etcetera.

@elisnyan No he literally lost and okuyasu saved him

@sunnyslushie @N1ark_ The post cuts off the top at G, presumably there are more in the A-G range, since it is alphabetical.

i think im too woke for the resident advisor gender selection

I always get an impulse to envision my right arm destroyed and reformed in various ways. Something about how it is the instrument through which action occurs I guess. When it changes, the form it changes to reflects how you feel the world should be treated.

@KailuaPig And somehow each is worse than the last. I dont know how people are that bad at taking flattering pictures. Its never going to be good if its unsolicited but you could at least try to make it less awful

@IPoffz it's true, my dms are full of unasked for dick pics

someone just told me that me being on grindr before i pass is harassing gay men. i don't ever message first on grindr. IM THE ONE BEING CHASED !!

@adas4sure @tunechistark "Engineering reality" write your own damn replies, if it were so simple you wouldnt exactly need AI to write it.

@tunechistark Probably, you’re confusing biology with thermodynamics. It’s not aging; it’s material fatigue. High-grade polymers don't "heal," they degrade and pit over time. Cecil isn't getting older; his warranty is just expiring. Most "experts" miss the obvious engineering reality here.

How does Cecil visibly age if most of his skin is synthetic?

My body is a machine that turns time into pain

@GayNoumena But would it bear the sensation of an expulsion or of an expansion underneath the agony? Through freeing them would you also free the extremes from which they are born, or would you be freeing yourself further into the world.

OBSESSED with imagining the sensation of angel wings violently forcing their way out of my back, ripping through skin, white feathers billowing out and speckled with blood, screaming into my pillow as new bones crack into place and spread for the first time…

@SanhJl @467Doggo The thing is that the person who touches him needs to be trying to for WoU to trigger, it is triggered by intent. Born this way was able to hit WoU because its user wasn't intending to, and Tsurugi was able to touch Tooru because he was unconscious and had no intent.

@467Doggo Thats not how WOU works. You can outspeed him and dmg him. Even if you do get a calamity for doing so, it doesn't scale with the enemy dura so for all of them WOU calamities would just be a walk through the park (Here are some examples of plp touching WOU/Tooru)

Funny how wonder of u is one of those characters that "solo the verse" but its all true, unless you can create an attack that doesnt exist, you aint even getting the chance to even see him coming lol

@MORGANGOREWHORE Not even WMM, smh.

I’LL BLOCK A BITCH ON SOUNDGASM

@tedd03093301 @bigman23202641 @whatsaruu Well you obviously have to cauterize it on the heating element of the "hand dryer", that is what it is made for. Or carry your piss-matches with you.

@bigman23202641 @whatsaruu I've only done that twice because I really had to Cant be doin it too much or u gonna have ur underwear overflowin with heads

do dickhavers wipe their dick after they piss

@PurpleKing13560 @realMax0r If you have distance, you can just move like 200 miles north/south when the 2nd attempt comes. Then, graph both points and distances onto a triangle, there will only be two points that are the known distance from the other two. Then just check one and then the other.

@realMax0r It sounds easy until you realize you're just getting distance, not direction, that turns into a whole 6–9 attempt situation fast.

This would literally take 3 tries to locate

And then getting the news that they are gonna have to put down your dog back home because its painful to breathe for her, fuck it, lets pile on I guess. Goddamn this day sucks, all in the middle of 3 exam days in a row while going into sleep deprivation time.

The best part of college is seeing all your wasted potential on procrastination and bullshit while you are surpassed in the things you once took pride in by everyone around you

@morganism_lust I mean, its probably just nothing, maybe E has made it shrink some and that happened unevenly along its top and bottom, like those metal bars that bend when heated. Or it could be peyronies, but that can't really be assumed unless you were beating it up or smth

@Rain_9r @AstralHelios @hudconoisseur I mean, a lot of people do, I definitely have people I have that sort of arrangement with, but you just don't hear about it because, well, people like to complain, and people dont talk about good sex as often. Plus its not as represented in most gay media due to misogyny or w/e

@IPoffz @AstralHelios @hudconoisseur Genuinely curious as a lesbian why not just use your fingers then. I mean if you're a bottom and you find another bottom hot. Wouldn't you get enjoyment from pleasing him and being pleased by him? Because that's kind of what we do often lol

can’t yall scissor or something or is it like divergent where once you choose a group you stuck there for life?

@AstralHelios @hudconoisseur I mean, in my experience as a bottom, you really just dont get much from using it at all for topping. It works, but you might as well just use your fingers for all the enjoyment itll bring, and potentially any discomfort you may have with it as well.

@hudconoisseur Maybe I'm a little stupid, but what's stopping two bottoms from having anal anyway? I get it for tops, they just might not want anything in their ass, but both of the bottoms would be fine with it?? Do their dicks not work or something??? 🤨