Banana Joe
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Banana Joe
@IQMonkey47
Contrarian is the way. I call it like I see it. Galatians 4:16. #BTC #Silver #Crypto #carnivore #memes
Deep in your mind Katılım Eylül 2017
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Consejos para cuando vayas a CDMX 🇲🇽
-Irte con tres horas de anticipación si tienes cita.
-No dejarte bolear lo zapatos frente a Bellas Artes.
-No dejarte colocar pulseras en La Villa.
-No dejarte tomar fotos de "10 pesos" en Chapultepec, te van a salir en $300 al final.
-No comprar teléfonos en la calle, te van a aplicar el famoso "cambiazo".
-No comprar electrónicos en Plaza Meave, te van a pedir adelanto para sacarlo de bodega, es estafa.
-No entregar tu celular en la calle República de El Salvador para que le pongan una mica "gratis", te lo van a robar.
-No tomar bicitaxis en el centro, te van a dar un precio y después te van a querer cobrar por persona extra o por peso extra.
-Guarda tu celular al entrar y salir del metro en una bolsa con cierre.
-No vayas a las terrazas del zócalo. Son estafa.
¡NO TE APENDEJES!
Si me faltó algo, agréguenlo 🙏

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@AlTayWeiss Perhaps you are the soy boy here, they pay you rent. Fix it instead of bitching on X.
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Property management in 2026:
Grown Millennials won’t pick up a screwdriver to fix something in their unit that would take 20 seconds.
Instead, they write a 400 word ChatGPT essay about it with civil codes…then threaten to sue if we don’t handle it immediately.
It’s gotta be the soy milk at this point.
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Walking through the Vatican, I remember saying to my mom, “This is absolutely gorgeous… but it feels like it goes against everything Jesus taught.”
The gold, the gilt, the pageantry, the guarded walls, the lavish robes, the opulent altars, the unimaginable wealth… it’s breathtaking, but hard not to wonder how any of it aligns with a man who preached humility, simplicity, and detachment from earthly riches.
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@otakara18 I bet it's made with toxic materials and it will degrade very soon.
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Tu padre compró una casa en España:
- Hace 15 años
- 150.000 €
Hoy vale 450.000 €.
Si la vende:
Ganancia patrimonial: 300.000 €
· Impuestos (IRPF ahorro aprox.): 19–28%
· Pagaría 70.000–75.000 € en impuestos
Ahora, si no la vende y tú la heredas:
· Plusvalía municipal mucho menor
· Pagas Impuesto de Sucesiones
· No pagas IRPF por esa revalorización
En muchas CCAA: muy reducido o casi 0 €
Y lo más importante:
El valor de compra se “resetea”:
Para Hacienda, tú heredas la casa a 450.000 €, no a 150.000 €.
Conclusión:
Vender en vida = pagar fuerte a Hacienda
Heredar = mucho más eficiente fiscalmente
Guárdate este truco, algún día lo necesitarás.
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@ronsterd89 Ron , you look like a dead man walking, how is any of this your problem?
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OK I’ve said it before and I’ll keep saying it EVERY SINGLE TIME I step foot in Walmart because apparently NO ONE is listening: WHY are people walking around this store looking like they literally just rolled out of bed?!?!
Hair looking like a bird’s nest, lounge clothes on, slippers like you forgot you had them on before they you the house. I’m sorry but if you’re gonna come out in public to grocery shop, at least have the common decency to put on REAL CLOTHES! People are so unbelievably lazy these days it’s actually embarrassing. You shouldn’t be trotting around like that in front of actual functioning adults!
It’s an embarrassment to everyone around you and quite frankly I get SECOND-HAND embarrassment just having to witness it. Fix yourselves, people. This is not a hotel lobby, it’s WALMART...

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I know Im old but I dont give a single fuck. We did it better: music, drugs, food, camping, partying, MMA, pro wrestling, movies, video games - all of it. Take your pick.
It was the last gasp of human excellency before the internet & cameras stole our souls.
Argue with a wall.
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No phones, no filters, just 200,000 ravers and The Prodigy in their prime, 1997!
Paradise, NV 🇺🇸 English

@SusieM414141 I grew up around those creeks. Beautiful and water tasted great
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@HistoryVille All popes are evil, and Christianity is a religion of the freemasons. Bible is a fictional book.
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On October 31, 1501, former Cardinal Cesare Borgia purportedly hosted an orgy in the Vatican with "50 honest prostitutes" in which his own father, Pope Alexander VI, not only attended but participated in.
It was known as the Banquet of Chestnuts.
Pope Alexander VI was considered one of the most corrupt popes in all of Catholic history. His name was associated with incest, adultery, bribery, and murder.
The pope was also known for selling official positions within the Church and securing power and wealth only for his family, the House of Borgia. #HistoryVille

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@sorealfoods Nobody is saying it's plastic. It's just bread and cheese. Is the taste unique?
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@ThrillaRilla369 Funny that you care about what people choose to tip bro.
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