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Mr. Firm Handshake, Esquire

Mr. Firm Handshake, Esquire

@IRLhandshake

Walking right in and asking to speak to the manager since 1989 ✝️

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Mr. Firm Handshake, Esquire
Mr. Firm Handshake, Esquire@IRLhandshake·
When gentleman are introduced to each other, they always shake hands
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Izengabe@Izengabe_·
Private sector workers in NY will be tax at 50% & give half their income to the government so NY government bureaucrats can get free childcare at work & retire at 55 with paychecks from taxpayers to do nothing for the rest of their lives. (Oh & NYS pensions are state tax free)
Deva Hazarika@devahaz

About half of current NY government workers are already able to retire at 55 with full benefits after 30 years. This was changed to 63 after 2012. Unions went to roll back that change so everyone can retire at 55 and ALSO lower their pension contribution amounts.

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Mr. Firm Handshake, Esquire
@NotADebacle I went and looked it up and even for the NYC area I’m actually top 5% I wouldn’t even be mad if my choices were buy a 2 bed condo in NYC OR 4 bed in Jersey They’re not, I would have to move to the burbs just to get a tiny apartment not big enough for a family
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Mr. Firm Handshake, Esquire
Mr. Firm Handshake, Esquire@IRLhandshake·
@35mmAmerican Good friend of mine just left Portsmouth (which his wife loved) to buy a house in bumfuck NH where they know no one 400k, wouldn’t have swung it if his dad didn’t help him out
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The Great American Explorer on 35mm
@IRLhandshake My aunt and uncle moved outside of Portsmouth NH, into a very nice house for 70k in 1985. This same lifestyle in New England is totally unaffordable. I’m moving out this week. Virtually all the people I grew up with moved to South Carolina, Georgia, and Florida.
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Mr. Firm Handshake, Esquire
Mr. Firm Handshake, Esquire@IRLhandshake·
Yet another story Average workers, buying a nice home in a major metro This was totally normal in the 90s Now highly educated, “well paid” professionals can’t afford this Fix it now or don’t be surprised when politics gets WAY wackier
The Great American Explorer on 35mm@35mmAmerican

@ReadThinkTweet2 @IRLhandshake My dad was a truck driver and my mom was a 4th grade teacher. My parents bought a 3 bed 2 bath in 1999 just outside of Boston for about 250k. It was in a really great suburb with a very Irish Catholic community. Super safe. They were about 25 or 26 when they bought it.

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Gavin
Gavin@snifferfrank·
@IRLhandshake @jackshockey00 What about your area? Top 10 percent is what 130k? If it’s a really nice area that would be middle income to lower incom
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Mr. Firm Handshake, Esquire
Mr. Firm Handshake, Esquire@IRLhandshake·
Boomers keep booming This guy thinks in the 90s it would be normal for a corporate guy in his 30s to be sharing an apartment with roommates He thinks buying a 4 bedroom apartment in commuting distance as a starter home is an unreasonable expectation for a top 10% earner
ReadThinkTweet@ReadThinkTweet2

@IRLhandshake We need a dash of reality here. There is a huge disconnect between what young ppl today want and believe it’s normal by their late 20s early 30s than how it was in the past. Maybe instagram and wealthy lifestyles in your face is to blame, but I think it’s rage bait bots.

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What the young people are mad about: 1995, my parents made $27k per year with no BA and rented a 2 bed apartment in a top 10 metro 2026, I make $280k per year with a masters and... I can rent a 2 bed apartment in a top 10 metro We worked harder and got nothing
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Mr. Firm Handshake, Esquire
Mr. Firm Handshake, Esquire@IRLhandshake·
@mmjukic Yeah also boomers told us we’d be set with a degree, now you can make a high salary and still can’t buy a basic house
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Marko Jukic
Marko Jukic@mmjukic·
When I got into college, it was $50k/yr and a 12% admission rate. Now it's $100k/yr and a 7%. By the time my son goes, it'll presumably be $400k/yr and a 2% admission rate. Meanwhile Boomers advise to "set aside a little each month for the college fund" and "get good grades."
Jeff Blehar is *BOX OFFICE POISON*@EsotericCD

Incoming freshmen will now be paying $400,000 to go to a school people in my DC-area 1998 graduating class would have felt ashamed to admit they were attending,

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Mr. Firm Handshake, Esquire
Mr. Firm Handshake, Esquire@IRLhandshake·
@RRR0BYN I get that people feel he peddles the boomercope - “you can buy a house! Just move to Methtown!” But if you take more than 10 seconds to react I think it’s pretty clear he is just trying to figure out how to make things work for himself, and sharing the journey
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robyn☦️
robyn☦️@RRR0BYN·
I will never get the Hickman and wife hate, I don’t agree with everything they say but to me they’re both cool as hell. Real individuals with personality defined by a life well lived. By taking chances, failing, succeeding and learning. Extremists in the most positive sense. Everyone loves to think of themselves as free thinkers on this app but few truly are. The hate these two get is proof of that. Not only do they experiment with existence rather than just walking the beaten path, they share their notes with others so we can benefit from what they find out. It’s always the risk adverse cyrptonormies who care A LOT about what others think of them that recoil and poke fun when confronted with people who have actually lived an unconventional and interesting life. You can say what you want about Hickman and his wife but they think for themselves, aren’t afraid to make mistakes, put themselves out there and have grown into endearingly eccentric people as a result.
𝙷𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚖𝚊𝚗@shagbark_hick

I went from being a chronically homeless petty criminal for over 5 years to finding God, getting married, having a baby, owning multiple properties. Rags to riches, straight up. And for the lumpen types, I have genuinely valuable advice that many have successfully taken. I tried to end my own life more than once. Was drinking more than a handle a day, was a pro shoplifter, was blacking out and brawling with crust punks nightly for years halfway hoping to die, running state to state. I truly had no reason to be alive. If you want to talk about being "blackpilled," I was about as blackpilled as a guy can be. And I fought my way out of that, with a little help from the Catholic Church and the US Coast Guard, both of which taught me discipline. I'm still not good at it, but those lessons are the only reason I'm not drunk in a ditch somewhere tonight, or worse. Piece by piece, I went from no money, 13 cavities, and shaking if I didn't drink to where I'm at now -- with several years of expenses banked, two houses, a healthy baby, and an incredible wife. I won. What matters most to me are the guys who DM me every now and then -- some are depressed, some are suicidal, broke, nihilistic, stuck, and all of them ask: "what should I do?" I give them advice and many of them take it. Quite a few have reached out months later telling me they managed to build savings, leave mom's house, find work, travel the country, buy property, go to Church, and even find wives. I post for those guys and those guys only. If you're at the end of your rope, don't fucking think about suicide even for one second. Winning is 100x easier than you think it is right now, and sometimes you need a kick in the ass from someone who's been through it if you're going to get down the road to victory. If that's "performance art," so be it.

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Sher_Bear 🇺🇸
Sher_Bear 🇺🇸@SherryRSher·
I just dont get this. We're a 1 income family making less than half of this & live in a 4br 3 ba house on an acre lot, 1 car note 1 paid for. How can someone making almost $300k/yr struggle? To live in NYC is extremely expensive. Thats a choice.
Mr. Firm Handshake, Esquire@IRLhandshake

What the young people are mad about: 1995, my parents made $27k per year with no BA and rented a 2 bed apartment in a top 10 metro 2026, I make $280k per year with a masters and... I can rent a 2 bed apartment in a top 10 metro We worked harder and got nothing

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Mr. Firm Handshake, Esquire
Mr. Firm Handshake, Esquire@IRLhandshake·
@siMMer__92 I’m a heritage American, this is my country and we should deport millions of foreigners until my generation has opportunities like our parents did
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@IRLhandshake then move to a Third World country and get it done, breh. Ez gayme
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Mr. Firm Handshake, Esquire
Mr. Firm Handshake, Esquire@IRLhandshake·
I will NOT adjust my expectations down I did my part of the deal- studied hard, went right up to the manager and gave him a firm handshake, and paid my dues in overtime I DEMAND to buy a house for <4x the median income, and I DEMAND my taxes back so I can have a SAHW
Wolvie@wolviebets

@ReadThinkTweet2 @IRLhandshake Up until 20 years ago, it was normal to be married, have 2+ kids, own a home, own 1-2 vehicles all on one salary by the time they were 30. What fucking world do you live in?

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Mr. Firm Handshake, Esquire
Mr. Firm Handshake, Esquire@IRLhandshake·
@shagbark_hick Fucking love this Maybe it takes having seen half my buddies from high school crash out and die from Fentanyl But even tho I took the road more travelled, the ingenuity and experimentation is so valuable to see
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𝙷𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚖𝚊𝚗
𝙷𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚖𝚊𝚗@shagbark_hick·
I went from being a chronically homeless petty criminal for over 5 years to finding God, getting married, having a baby, owning multiple properties. Rags to riches, straight up. And for the lumpen types, I have genuinely valuable advice that many have successfully taken. I tried to end my own life more than once. Was drinking more than a handle a day, was a pro shoplifter, was blacking out and brawling with crust punks nightly for years halfway hoping to die, running state to state. I truly had no reason to be alive. If you want to talk about being "blackpilled," I was about as blackpilled as a guy can be. And I fought my way out of that, with a little help from the Catholic Church and the US Coast Guard, both of which taught me discipline. I'm still not good at it, but those lessons are the only reason I'm not drunk in a ditch somewhere tonight, or worse. Piece by piece, I went from no money, 13 cavities, and shaking if I didn't drink to where I'm at now -- with several years of expenses banked, two houses, a healthy baby, and an incredible wife. I won. What matters most to me are the guys who DM me every now and then -- some are depressed, some are suicidal, broke, nihilistic, stuck, and all of them ask: "what should I do?" I give them advice and many of them take it. Quite a few have reached out months later telling me they managed to build savings, leave mom's house, find work, travel the country, buy property, go to Church, and even find wives. I post for those guys and those guys only. If you're at the end of your rope, don't fucking think about suicide even for one second. Winning is 100x easier than you think it is right now, and sometimes you need a kick in the ass from someone who's been through it if you're going to get down the road to victory. If that's "performance art," so be it.
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Kent Will@OriginalA_the_P

@swamp_ist @shagbark_hick I don't hate Hickman, but he's never solved anything or built anything. It's just performance art.

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Mr. Firm Handshake, Esquire
Mr. Firm Handshake, Esquire@IRLhandshake·
@MarkSmi70354099 Unfortunately as OP making $280k this is not a $300k lifestyle anymore, I can’t even afford 1 house in the suburbs let alone a vacation home
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Alcibiades
Alcibiades@MarkSmi70354099·
My dad was a financial analyst in the 90s w/ a BS in accounting. Made enough to have a stay at home wife, 2 kids put through college, owned a big house and vacation house. This is a $300k/year lifestyle today. Median pay for same job today is like $90k.
Glorpasaurus Rex 🦝@glorpasaurusrex

@ReadThinkTweet2 @IRLhandshake Electrical engineer working for Caltrans. Started around 1994. Afforded us a five bedroom house on the nicer part of town in California. Raised all six of us off of it. All from a BA degree

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Mr. Firm Handshake, Esquire@IRLhandshake·
@jackshockey00 Read it again I have a top 10% income and I can’t afford a 4 bedroom house in the suburbs Not too 10% for my age Top 10% for the entire country Everybody without existing home equity has been disenfranchised entirely
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Mr. Firm Handshake, Esquire@IRLhandshake·
@amberwb @ReadThinkTweet2 Literally my complaint is I have a great career and I’m in my 30s and I can’t afford a house and a stay at home wife If I had the same job in the 90s I’d be building a pool
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Z@amberwb·
@ReadThinkTweet2 @IRLhandshake Why are you moving the goalposts from “in your early 30s” to “a young professional out of college” (early 20s for most traditional students)? By early 30s, most young professionals have been on the job for a decade.
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ReadThinkTweet@ReadThinkTweet2·
@IRLhandshake @Hedghog25 @napenforcer I wrote pages on that topic as my generation was already screwed over by H1B and outsourcing, I hear you. We need accountability from those in power. Not anger at one another based on age, race, gender, etc. we outsourced everything and became a service/money manipulation economy
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