Brian Edwards

@BandITJuicebar @MoonageDaydre4m Bro don’t wanna get mangionied

Little fuck running scared now

@GamewithDave @MoonageDaydre4m Arcade pong

Without telling me your age… what was the very FIRST video game you ever played?

@fredemonium How with the ice caps melting? 😂

I, for one, am happy that the earth will soon look like Dune. 👍🏼

@sugapatchi Never

can’t believe i let a horny dude from twitter hit

@joelgaines Hydrate an carry on. 😂👍🏾

I have written so much today my eyes are blurry. But I will submit the Chaos Terrain sequel to editing by late fall.

@quokkagatorr There’s always another flight

@PanarchyJay @CallMeK1123 Can you order online without a prescription?

When visiting the eye doctor, i had to fill out a form before my appointment. When asked for the reason for the visit, i typed, "more contacts because eye doctors have cartel over them." Its been a half an hour past my appointment time and im still waiting to see him.

@ryan011118 I hope so too bro. They say the first few years are the hardest. My cousin shut down his restaurant couple years back an started mowing lawns. Thankfully his wife has insurance thru her work.

@RealUnsweetDee Just make sure they have nipples. I’ve been reliably informed you can milk anything with nipples.

I think I’m gonna try the 2 people next time…I’ve milked a cow, I’ve milked myself, I have even milked goats and dogs…but I have never tried milking 2 people before…I bet it’s wild 😅

@SheSaysBadWords Glad they resurrected you after the death by deadlift incident

Gm. Gym done, cause Grandpa Words was not in the business of raising weak women.

@HeatherIsUnsane Hate them. Terrible awful creatures. They worm their way into your life then your heart and then they pass away. Shit heads. 😢

I mean, how can you not love cats?

@LadyDemosthenes Sad that she can’t enjoy a cute hat tho. She’ll learn.

Baby K handed this to me. I put it on and she screamed. Me: oookay, I won’t wear the hat! At least we know she’s not gonna be a furry.

@ryan011118 I always heard people are the happiest when they get to do what they want to do. Even when the pay sucks and the hours are terrible people are happier when they get to make the decisions that impact their daily lives. Hope that’s true for you bro.

@IRLoadingScreen Term limits an age caps

Lindsey Graham is being replaced by his sister who has never held office before. Republicans' power in the Senate doesn't rely on whether Mitch McConnell has enough brain power left to function, but whether his heart remains beating. Democrats lost some key votes in 2025 because 5 of their reps died in office in the first year of Trumps term. Ruth Bader Ginsburg had a personal trainer who was tasked with keeping her alive as long as possible so she could last until the next presidential term. This is not a functional system its a gerontocracy.

When the world seems close to pear shaped, When leaders fill you with despair When things look dark and dreary And love seems far too rare - CUDDLE A DUCK [ It works ...]

@ryan011118 I read that most millionaires are small business owners. The small business owners I’ve talked to would disagree 😂

@BuckWilde_ @oh_ziggy Bro is so fluffy 😂

Well, a little excitement to end the night. Emmy actually caught and brought it in (always knew she was the hunter) then @oh_ziggy took over. After some legit stalking and pouncing, I extracted the grasshopper and set him free.

@idkred3 Sadly. Pepper spray too. 😂

Men, is this true?

@BrunusCutis Might end up with another daughter

Might f*ck around and take my ex out for dinner tonight... ...I mean, today is our daughter's b'day and it would be rude not to invite her mother to the party, right??

@HeatherIsUnsane I feel you fren. My dad an I had a less than ideal relationship an I was the only one there everyday when he was spiraling. Why me I’ll never know. Guess God wanted me to learn something. I appreciate the time now though. Made it easier to forgive him an myself.

My Mom is dying. I decided to be by her side. These are the most complex emotions I’ve ever experienced. I know I’m not doing it right, and I can’t stop beating myself up over how I’m processing. It’s incredibly sad to see her like this, no matter what our history is. 🖤