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xillennial coworker hit me with a “but i am le tired” and it stopped me in my tracks

If you kiss the fucking wall, I am not voting for you.

@AryanSugar Because you're self conscious and you know you'll never give your partner reach that level of pleasure?

A skinny woman finding out a guy has slept with fat girls is like a white guy finding out his white girlfriend has slept with 57 black men.

@BuenoForMiami @AetherVital And in 37 staes, you're an anti semite for saying that. Have a heart, Martha.

@AetherVital Zionism isn’t Judaism. The Zionists are the problem

For the hundredth time: Not all Jews are Israelis, and not all Israelis are Jews. Furthermore, the Israeli government is not the head of Judaism, just like the U.S. government is not a representative of the church. You can oppose a government without being “antisemitic”

@JohnDur87135452 @BuenoForMiami No, I oppose the Israeli government because they are rigging our elections and using tax payers money to fund their expansionist wars.

@BuenoForMiami Sure. But the only reason most of these people oppose the Israeli government is because they hate Jews.

Get the fuck off twitter and read a book nigga. You’re getting retarded.

@ellabosslady_ @_kingjonah And every work email is high importance

@_kingjonah Every woman is special

She thought she was special lol, but she was about to leave so why is she surprised 💀😁

The Pakistani cashier says “you back again boss?” as I place another concerning assortment of zero-sugar energy drinks and knock-off zyns on the counter. I give him a weary nod, like a gunslinger returning to the frontier town for ammo and rations. I want him out of my country.

@ToadTownPatriot In an even more shocking story, she says some "hey look at me" bullshit then locks the comments.

Breaking news: local fat girl has disgusting tasteless tattoos

@GeneralMCNews I support our police. No one should speak out and stoke fears in the community. If she was arrested, there was clearly a good reason. The public should worry about what we tell them to worry about. The quicker the public understands that, the better.

@YOUNG_HUZTLER @Toluwase_x Bro if you said this about my 12 year old daughter, I'd rip your fucking throat out.

@Toluwase_x Ngl those knock kneecaps make her looks more beautiful 💜

Still don’t understand how Kim Kardashian is a billionaire and they still haven’t corrected North West knock knees. Maybe they still see her as a baby? 😭

@herosnvrdie69 Bullshit.

Only 14 percent of ALL workers in the trades make over 100k a year. The average is closer to 50k a year. Do not let conservatives lie to you. Go to college. Get an education. Do not break your body down for 25 dollars an hour.

A lot of you owe a lot of us an apology for calling us names when we told you it was the jews a decade ago

@facebooklibs @Acyn Cut out the cancer and pack the wound with manure!

@IVOTEDFORJEB @Acyn I am voting against bad policy

Massie: I would have come out sooner but I had to call my opponent to concede and it took a while to find him in Tel Aviv

Lunch costs $28 because you freaked out about the flu

Never forget:

@_viktoh3 @1ssve @fw_naetoblaq You are clinically insane.

@1ssve @fw_naetoblaq I sat in front of my television for 45 minutes looking at thousands of movies available at the press of a button, got overwhelmed by the options, and decided to just go to sleep angry. They’d think we were clinically insane.

What’s a modern problem that would sound absolutely insane to someone from 100 years ago?

@madzulp I be chewing on that clitoral hood like a piece of bubblious

I think men like going down on you because they do it in sniper position and probably pretend they are in war or something

Thomas Massie introduced legislation to force AIPAC to register as a foreign agent. And AIPAC got rid of him. Sorta proving his point there, huh?

@facebooklibs @Acyn Great work ruining the country! Keep voting for colors and not actual policy! That'll fix this!

I’ll be voting blue down the line during the midterms. They actually primaried the hero that wrote the legislation to release the Epstein files. They primaried the last man that always defended the constitution. They primaried the man that actually wanted to balance the budget. They primaried the man that refused to vote to send billions of dollars a country committing human rights atrocities. They primaried the man that stood for everything this country was built to protect. They took 20+ millions dollars from a foreign nation and ended the career of the most principled man in politics. Our country is very sick.