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What made you smile today.😁

Hantavirus just vanished. Just like that.

@Forte4r @Be_like_legend Except the cilantro gene doesn’t land you in a psych ward.

weed giving you psychosis is like the cilantro tasting like soap gene isn't it

i'm obsessed with the woman I met last night who gave me a whole speech about why she doesn’t smoke weed anymore before offering me cocaine

@Forte4r I care about my lung health, so I upgraded to a more cardiovascularly aggressive chemical alternative.

@his4Everz They didn’t pathologize what they couldn’t understand. They honoured it.

Your ancestors didn't call it neurodivergent. They called you the seer. The healer. The one who knows. Reclaim that. 🌑

@itsnwts @ti_san_en exhaustion with life, not a wish to die, it’s called passive suicidal ideation.

WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN YOU ARE NOT SUICIDAL BUT JUST REALLY TIRED OF BEING ALIVE?

It's raining heavily and all i can think of are those k!dnapp£d kids in the bush and the government isn’t doing anything about it, we’re all laying comfortably in our beds and those kids are out there suff£ring

You’re a man. Every bit of your focus should be on money, purpose, and fixing your life. Who likes you or dislikes you should be none of your business.

A functioning democracy requires citizens who question power, not worship it.

“it's so sad now that we have gotten used to evil. Nigerians have gotten used to the k’||!ng. We have adjusted to the darkness that has covered this country. The government of the day is not taking action and it's so sad that even when we are supposed to speak up people pick political divides; we make it religious, we make it ethnical and we make it tribal. An innocent teacher was b3hEAded and the next thing we keep adjusting.” — ID Cabasa voices out.

Julius Caesar was so deeply in debt in his 30s that his creditors tried to stop him from leaving Rome. He left anyway, went to Spain, conquered it, and came back rich and powerful. Yes, you can start all over again.

@deloisivete not controversial, just common sense 😭

most men are one genuine conversation away from being okay. think about that.

🚨 Bryan Mbeumo on Manchester United’s return to the Champions League: “You know… I’ve never played Champions League football before. Few days ago me and Matheus (Cunha) were talking about how both of us were completely locked in on joining United even before the moves happened because it was genuinely our dream club. And now look at us…we’re about to play Champions League football with United. What makes it emotional for us is that we didn’t join when everything was already successful & comfortable. We joined when people were still doubting the club. We saw the vision. We saw the potential. We saw a club desperate to bring the glory back. And we said: ‘Yeah… we want to be part of that.’ That’s what makes this feeling special. Because it’s one thing attaching yourself to success after everything is already built…it’s another thing helping rebuild the success yourself. That’s how you truly become attached to something forever.”

@ChinoUTD @__DeeeCR7 This hits different because most top players waited to see if United would recover first. These two didn’t. respect.

@Amakundi001 Couch, snacks, no shoes. undefeated

Smoking weed in the house is an underrated luxury

I don't want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great, we should do this every week