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@WestHam Don’t wanna hear from Potter unless he’s walking and taking players with him. Don’t give this man the summer transfer, dreading next season already

It ends in defeat.

@FBAwayDays Arsenal Valley Charlton Charlton West Ham

I want to know… 1. Who your dad supports 2. Closest stadium to your house 3. Closest club to where you were born 4. Who you support Go!

@AshardLorraine @thameswater @GBNEWS £216 pa here or 46.8% their media sites are mainly full of apologies for burst pipes and directions to get bottled water. But nothing will change and their owners will go on getting richer

Truly don’t understand why more people are not fighting this. @thameswater want 35% increase in bills. My water bill this year has increased by £80 a year - when I could barely afford it last year. We are all held in a monopoly. This should be illegal. @GBNEWS

@DrHelenFry I’m part way through reading this and it’s excellent so far

I am pleased to be giving an in-person talk at Amersham Museum on 6th May, focusing on the role of women in intelligence services during both world wars. You are warmly invited to attend! Tickets can be purchased via the following link: bit.ly/3Qc7n7b

@henrywinter if play is stopped for a head injury the player should leave the field for a Head Injury Assessment to make sure they’re fit to continue 😉

Martin Odegaard goes down holding his face, after being touched lightly on the chest by Jack Clarke, ref falls for it, and Ipswich denied a promising break. Odegaard is a fantastic player, a good captain, but that was beneath him. #ARSIPS

@gantshillhammer Fair point but shouldn’t involve Yogi, Paddington, Fozzie and Nookie 🧸

Four bears 🥴😂🤦‍♂️

@Albaashyy Yes from me

@Albaashyy Hi

@Albaashyy Hi

@SarahLouMiller @Seb_Lanc99 Just ordered mine, congratulations can’t wait to read it

It’s TODAAAAAY! My second book, ‘The Lancaster Story’, is officially released! Thank you to everyone who has sent pictures of it popping up in bookshops! And huge thanks to everyone who made it happen - especially to @Seb_Lanc99 for the beautiful foreword!

🗣 Pablo Fornals: "Whoever the manager is, I will continue to support West Ham with great affection. They still love me almost more there than here [Betis] through social media. It's a mutual feeling. The Premier League was calling and they gave me the opportunity to play more than 200 games."

@KeithMcDonough9 Everton to be docked 10 points for this

Evertons new stadium 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤣🤣🤣👊👊👊

@laurendingsdale Just had the same on home insurance and car is in a couple of months. Haven’t claimed on either. It’s a slog finding them but there are decent prices out there

Just been quoted: 56% increase for car insurance. 63% increase for home insurance. Looks like I’m going to spend a fun Sunday evening on price comparison websites …

@FBAwayDays @ftfc Respect quality football people

Respect to the 80 or so Fleetwood Town fans that have travelled the 500 mile, 9 hour round trip to Reading this Tuesday evening. Fair play to them. 👏 #FTFC

@westhamnetwork Heart Di Canio but head says Ashton we’ll never kno but I think he would’ve been absolute class. But would Moyes have played him?

If you could bring back one of these players in their prime, who would it be? #whufc #westham #westhamutd

@henrywinter He doesn’t get minutes for United so I’m surprised Southgate doesn’t pick him

Jadon Sancho is a talent and still only 23. But England don't rate him any more and Manchester United are angry with him. Sancho needs to stop moaning, focus and try to win over Erik ten Hag. #MUFC #ENG thetimes.co.uk/article/time-f…

@HamImages “ Best in Europe “

Everybody else is doing so why can't I, but I've upped the ante!

Back to commuting today with @Se_Railway 0735 from Eltham only had 5 carriages, didn’t stop at lewisham so couldn’t change there and the heating was blasting out 🤣 be on the Liz Line from Woolwich from now on

@historyinmemes The shoe store owner does house calls?

Einstein had problems with his feet. In 1952, shoe store owner Peter Hulit got an urgent call from Einstein's housekeeper. She told him that Einstein was in pain and that he could not find a comfortable pair of shoes. When Hulit made the house call, he recalled, "This magnificent guy came down the stairs... smoking his pipe, and he whipped this folded piece of paper out of his pocket and said, 'Zis is ze problem, Mr. Hulit.'" Hulit opened the piece of paper (second photo), Einstein had made a sketch of the source of his problem. He was feeling pain on the outer edge of his feet and his big toe. He concluded that he needed a shoe that had more space around the top half of his feet with even distribution of pressure. Hulit bent down and examined Einstein's feet and noted that "they were tender like a child's, that skin texture; they were soft and easy." After a moment, Hulit looked up and explained to Einstein that "What really happened is that he had gained some weight in his older age and his feet changed size." Hulit made some measurements and fitted Einstein with a pair of roomy black dress shoes. "The man had never had a pair of black shoes in his life... but I knew he was due to appear at an event in New York City pretty soon. I wasn't going to let him go in brown shoes or sneakers. Even if he was Albert Einstein."

@russellcrowe Beautifully written

Last year, working in Ireland, having a pint in the cold outside a Dalkey pub with some new friends, a woman with purpose strode past us. Puffy parker zipped to the nape and her bowed head covered in a scarf. One of my new friends muttered an exclamation, jumped up