Expendable Me
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@pipe_wench These probably make you automatically better at math. Did they come with a free pocket protector?
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got some cool new prescription safety glasses and I can’t wait to find out who is gonna call me Bubbles first!!!
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@BentleyAudrey It happens like the speed on a high performance car but just not as fun.
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@BentleyAudrey He’s always just come off as fake to me. Maybe the way to go is for us to NOT nominate insanely wealthy people who don’t relate to us in any way whatsoever?
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You know who I can't stand? Gavin Newsom. I'm saying this as someone who is quite liberal. No thank you.
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@BentleyAudrey So if he's the candidate in 2028 you'll just not vote? How do you think we got here?
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@LRinaldiArt Oddly, Lamb ran to the right of Fetterman and went so far as to call him a socialist.
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We are owed a HUGE apology from John Fetterman.
Hoodlum 🇺🇸@NotHoodlum
We owe a HUGE apology to Conor Lamb.
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I was shocked when I learned this is a real congressman and not a parody account.
Rep. Andy Ogles@RepOgles
This is a battle of good vs evil. We must reaffirm that our nation was built on Christian principles. ✝️ Join Us 🇺🇸
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ICE shooting me in the head because my toothpaste is 3.5oz
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Not wanting to dress like this is stopping me from dressing like this
Prep Propaganda 👔@prep_propaganda
Ladies, what is stopping you from dressing like this?
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@I_Marcism People got fired over benign Charlie Kirk posts and yet
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Not many of his posts leave me speechless anymore but 😦
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Trump: “Robert Mueller just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President DONALD J. TRUMP”
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I think the right was on to something. People SHOULD lose their jobs when they celebrate someone’s death.
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@pipe_wench Every guy at a Club Med is probably a swinger than looks like Larry from Three’s Company
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planning a little vacation for next year and am attracted to club med because it seems like a cult full of regular people.
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