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@Sydneyktwo @onjolo_kenya 😂😂si ac itasonga😂

@I_main_sam @onjolo_kenya 😂😂😂 yy huanza morning, elon lazima alipee

In your 30s, you'll be tempted to whiten your teeth, please don't 😳

@MadridXtra Bellingham is gonna cook in that position i swear.

🚨⚪️ 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋 𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐃 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐗𝐈.

My dumb ass Cousin got us PULLED OVER LAST NIGHT😭.. I got weed on me so I PLAY SLEEP IN the Passenger SEAT... Next THING I HEAR IS, "YALL THINK YALL FUNNY HUH??..... I OPEN MY EYES & THIS NIGGA PLAYING SLEEP TOO 😭😂😂😂

@mrtesh1_ Haha,,hii nayo ni uongo

Mwanamke akipita 24 years ni kama chai imepoa

I was pulled over by a Police Officer. He looked at my license and said "you're supposed to be wearing glasses". I said I have contacts. He said he didn't care who I know

This Headteacher in a private school wanted to access the depth of my wandaweya escarpments so that I get a 10k teaching job per month 😭🤓, I respect myself enough! Dumbass bosses everywhere!! Taka taka 🙂

@roywahome9 Nimeishi kuona ukicomplain about whichever job you do,must suck mahn

Alarm ya Monday ndio hio iko karibu kulia. Yikes

@nyaboke378570 @ouma_neko 😂

@ouma_neko 😂😂... Gal.. not brother..

My Kikuyu wife walked into our home and somehow became everyone’s favorite without forcing it. My mother treats her like the daughter she prayed for, and my father lights up every time she speaks. The painful part for my brothers is that the old man no longer hides his thoughts. Every small thing she does becomes a lesson, every compliment sounds like a comparison. Sometimes you can almost hear him silently asking himself why the rest of his sons never climbed the mountain too. She brought peace, respect, warmth and unity into the family so naturally that now family gatherings feel different when she’s around. Even the jealousy is understandable because when parents love someone that deeply, everybody notices.

@LDNFootbalI 😂😂

What a player… 🔥

Lowest point in campus??what about when you exit then

@amerix 😂😂hio repost nayo imebako

Men, Frank Lampard would be the best Chelsea coach, Ole Gunnar Solskjær would be the best Man United coach, Mikel Arteta will be the best Arsenal coach, Do you see the pattern? Your son represents your vision & values. Raise a good son and entrust him. #MasculinitySaturday

A lady might seem okay from looks, until you get to know her ffs

You check the comments and find how many 'doctors' you'll find there, each with a different opinion 🙄

@EricNjiiru Skuizi ulipunguza kiburi😂 season ikianza hukua unaguzika.

Game ni 90

@iamjoseh_ These guys only play around with us,,no one can sell me.the shit he does,,tutam.wantan,, ofcourse it's wantam,,but not from him and his ilk

In 2022 after the swearing in, Riggy G told us they inherited empty coffers and a depilated economy. When did he become clever?

@MigunaMiguna This is insane mahn

RT @MigunaMiguna: I HAVE MADE MY CONTRIBUTION; NOW, LIBERATE YOURSELF I was detained incommunicado without trial, tortured at Nyayo Tortu…

@markharmon4446 @Theo_271 $20

@I_main_sam @Theo_271 How much ?

How much do you think this account's worth

@King__Cupidon @Theo_271 Negotiable

@King__Cupidon @Theo_271 $20