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Apoplectic Comedian

@IamApoplectic

I am a comedian and everything I say is satire. Nuking is now legal worldwide.

Katılım Mayıs 2017
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hecku✞
hecku✞@hecku_back·
weird that complete nobodies could just drop fairly competent Half-Likes in 2007
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Jkeezy93
Jkeezy93@therealjoshkeck·
@AsianPatDixon He’s making a new stealth action game but it’s not metal gear that’s as much as I know. That and he’s a perv but that’s oddly forgivable with how good his writing is
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Apoplectic Comedian@IamApoplectic·
@muaxh03 Erm you just don't understand GOY. It's not SUPPOSED to be a power fantasy! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE BORED AND JUST RUN AROUND THE ENTIRE TIME because everything is impossible to kill!! Erm.... media literacy much??? When will these goyim learn....
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Muaxh03
Muaxh03@muaxh03·
I’m genuinely emotional right now. Arrowhead actually listened to me and made Hive Guard armor heavy. This is everything I’ve ever wanted. I reported this everyday since launch. Pure gameplay perfection. A historic update. Thank you for making my dream come true.
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vivian minus zero ⋈🎬🎥 | MONARCH LOM SPOILERS
Based on the reactions to the trailer for Zach Cregger's new in-universe film, Resident Evil fans deserve nothing but slop for the rest of their lives
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WithEmptySkies
WithEmptySkies@MrVanillaMilk·
@ResiEvilPod "I'm not telling the story of the games, because I feel like I wouldn't do it justice" THEN WHY DID YOU TAKE THE JOB TO MAKE A *RESIDENT EVIL MOVIE*
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The Resident Evil Podcast
Quote from Zach Cregger with regards to separating the movie from the games:
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Apoplectic Comedian@IamApoplectic·
@DEEP_RED_BELLS People who like death grips are just retards. You're listening to a bunch of negroids bang pots and pans around wow so deep so awesome.
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More Perfect Union
More Perfect Union@MorePerfectUS·
BREAKING: The House just voted to remove the pesticide provisions from the farm bill that would have protected Bayer from lawsuits over cancer-causing glysophate in Roundup. The amendment passed 280-142.
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FabianLiberty
FabianLiberty@FabianLiberty·
Its insane that @MrBeast created a moral dilemma that any rational person immediately realizes isn't a dilemma at all, but socialists with suicidal empathy outnumber us and kill half the planet. It's actually genius. Anyone who presses the Blue button is a threat to society.
notsoErudite@notsoErudite

Since everyone was very curious my answer, my answer is obviously blue. Gotta save the naive, the kids, the blue lovers, and the principally hope-pilled people. You red button pickers need therapy.

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Thorne
Thorne@calestaffer·
@IamApoplectic @infinite_walrus @And_is_the It’s a reflection of society, where do you stand: isolating yourself or trusting your neighbors and community in collectively coming together to pick the option that ensure you all live
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EMPATHCHAN, THE RUTHLESS DICTATOR
If you’re White and not extremely far right by now, you’re a retard and you’re ngmi
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PANLINE
PANLINE@panlinegame·
Ecosystems ♻️
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