I am the princess

@ScottInDixie @The_King_Trout Lane departure on the high setting is stupid, you have to put the turn signal on to make it let you leave your lane

@The_King_Trout I had a rental minivan last year with lane departure sensors. I saw a truck tire on the road and started to move out of the way and the lane departure stuff steered me back and I hit the tire.

Times the automatic braking sensors in my truck have almost got me killed: 4 Times the automatic braking sensors in my truck have saved my life: FUCKING ZERO

@3ffingawesome @tuuu28283 We have 3 dark horses on our showroom floor, everyone admires them but we'll be sitting on those for awhile. My dealership sells more of the work vehicles and Transits than anything else.

@IamGothPrincess @tuuu28283 First the Broncos, now this bullshit. I think the Broncos hurt worse because we sell a ton. Mustangs, not so much. Everyone calls about the Dark Horses, but they never buy…🤷‍♀️

My American brothers and sisters I forgot to post these photos! 😂 Yesterday, we took the Mustang and the Challenger and drove around to a bunch of different places! 🐎💪🚗

@LutheranAnswers @JCFights No, it'll go off if it's set down too hard or even bumped, there are a BUNCH of videos showing these things going off on their own. Also Sig put out a recall of these.

@JCFights So it fires "on its own" as long as you... *checks notes* Drive a screw through the trigger and then manipulate the slide?

This man in the US revealed a dangerous flaw in the Sig Sauer P320 pistol. The gun is capable of firing on its own 😳

@ClownWorld Yup, over cooked

I know steak preferences are personal, but I looked at this and immediately thought it was overcooked. My buddy insists it’s perfect 😭

@85percentweare @Grand_handsomer Its a racoon with short spine syndrome, the residents in the area named it Jimothy, I'm really hoping a rehab facility picks it up so it doesn't die from its health issues

@Grand_handsomer What the F’ is that?

So I made a quick video so summarize everything that has happened on the Internet today

Okay, that is wild!

This just breaks my heart

@Ragin_Cajun79 I bet yours will taste really good, how about some school lunch sloppy joe like the lunch lady used to make tastinghistory.com/recipes/sloppy…

The kids got home after a month working at BSA summer camp. First request? "Dad... can you make Sloppy Joe's?" Apparently the camp chef was from New Orleans, and according to them... "He made the best Sloppy Joe's ever." Excuse me? 🤨 So naturally, I took that as a personal challenge. If we're going to determine who makes the best Sloppy Joe "ever", we're not opening a can or grabbing a seasoning packet. We're building it from scratch. Beef bone broth, Bourbon (reduced to mimic a smoky BBQ note), Double-concentrated tomato paste, Rao's marinara, Worcestershire sauce, Molasses, Better Than Bouillon, Tamari, @Cousints Hot Sauce, @DadsSeasonings Signature Pepper Blend, Chipotle chili powder, MSG ('cause I'm gonna cheat!), Fresh garlic, Garden jalapeños (because my garden has apparently declared war on me this year 🤣), Sweet peppers, Red onions... And enough layers of flavor that this thing probably has no business being called a Sloppy Joe anymore... because it will be served between garlic Texas toast slices and topped with shredded white cheddar cheese and crispy onions. The kids are about to find out whether the camp chef from New Orleans still holds the title... ...or whether their old man just took the belt. 😂🔥👊 Stay tuned...

@EpicClipVault Look at that little bacon seed go

A tiny swimming pig and the smallest little dive

@Phoenix2A_1980s 😂

I just saw The Odyssey. It was truly an epic movie, the cast was on point and diverse, and I think it might be a front runner for best movie of all time. It honestly might even better than Tremors 4, or possibly even Above The Law starring Steven Seagal, and we all remember how timeless that one was. 10/10 masterpiece, start to finish

@3ffingawesome @tuuu28283 Dude, the stop sale recalls are crazy right now (I also work at a for dealership)

@tuuu28283 You have a Mustang, too?!? What year? What trim? What engine? You know I work at a Ford dealership. Today we found out there’s a recall on all 2026 Mustangs- so we’re not allowed to sell any until it’s fixed, and that may take a year! 😡

@JustJenRX nooooooo that poor puppy, english bull dogs can't swim, they basically executed that dog

A video has gone viral of a man’s cries after a doggy daycare in Santa Barbara (Camp Canine SB) allegedly allowed his 1 year old English Bulldog Bruce, to drown in their doggy pool. According to the man’s screams, the owners of Camp Canine SB didn’t even call him to notify him his dog had indeed drowned. He gets there after work, to pick Bruce up, and they hand him Bruce’s remains in a large black Rubbermaid container. Camp Canine SB blamed a shift change and basically claim said staff didn’t even know he was missing. Bruce was found in the bottom of their pool. Apparently, he had been there for quite some time, since law enforcement said Bruce was already in Rigamortus. They’ve since locked their social media down and to make matters even worse, Bruce belonged to a Veteran 😢 PRAYERS FOR BRUCE’S FAMILY 🙏

@miles_commodore duuuuuuuuude, this movie is so good it got my emotional teenage ass to watch it back when it came out, how did you miss this one?

I went 30 plus years without ever seeing this movie. I have now watched it four times just this year.

@mallepietjeisda @System43x @iAnonPatriot overeating sugar and carbs, sugar is literally in all of our possessed foods, combine that with the lack of knowledge on how to cook balanced meals at home (blame her parents) you have this fat cow and many like her

@System43x @iAnonPatriot Hahaha but wtf. Obesitas is beating the USA. My god what are so many so fat.

Woman gets heat exhaustion only 2 miles into a hike at Yosemite and has to be AIRLIFTED out. The group she was hiking with may be responsible for the $70,000 helicopter bill. Insanity. lol

@peterrhague a stick right in the spokes would solve this problem

How do you punish this behaviour? Its reckless and antisocial, but prison would obviously be excessive. Our other options - community service, fines etc. - he would probably laugh off and ignore. Maybe we need to bring back the stocks...

@Justlookin70275 @Phoenix2A_1980s yup, something something false teachers

@Phoenix2A_1980s She declared herself an Apostle? In the last days many false prophets will put on their sheep skins.

Failed theatre kids, and a fake religious snake oil salesman. Wow. Just.... WOW.

@Phoenix2A_1980s these are the people that believe scientology

@RekietaLaw @Psyopspecialist 🤣

@Psyopspecialist They tried to be a power bottom, very French.

THIS FUCKING SOCCER MATCH, THOUGH.

Rapper who sued Lyft for refusing to drive her due to her size shows off her ‘dance rehearsal’ routine. 600lbs ‘Dank Demoss’ previously filed a discrimination lawsuit against Lyft after a driver told her his car tires could not handle her weight.

@LibertarianG0th Why do I always see you GM posts at bed time? 😂

GM, frens!! ☀️☕️🇺🇸💥