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@OwariETH No wayyy

Im convinced the trenches are retarded and no one knows wtf a erc 8004 and x402 is

@jay_azhang Go again nigga

Tried this already, doesn’t work

@Bh2800 Shit take

Industry plant FED who’s paid to promote “trenching” Obese Orangie says we need more YouTube “trenchers”. The trenches are dying and on their way to zero and the scamming VCS funding this scam are getting DESPERATE. Trying to get more “YouTubers” to promote this trenching scam to get more EXIT LIQUIDITY. The artificially propped trenches will collapse soon once enough people realize that nobody but INSIDERS/ scam fnfs/ and VCS getting paid from FEES make money. Once the trenches die only a few coins will run to billions and a lot of people will get rich instead of a small group of retards. Don’t fall for the trenching psyop.

@KayTheDoc Troll post?

there it is folks Solana is down 15% since I posted this follow me for (NON) financial advice 🤙

@RangNFA I think once people start to realize this is the perfect coin, it'll be all at once

I’ve always believed that destiny is an illusion, a coping mechanism created by those who avoid responsibility for their actions and prefer to live life in autopilot. I’ve always been strong believer of creating our desired life through actions and smart decisions.

@Log100x Who's niggas

Niggas loose 1/4 of their port and buy a porsche and put on some emo black and white anime pfp thinking it will make them recover their losses 🤡 😭 🫵

@DejaRu22 Check tg rq

Yes. Don’t.

@bryan_johnson I did very very poorly in school until I started doing narcotics

These drugs can cut your life short: + cocaine = 10-30 shorter life + meth = 20-40 shorter life + heroin = 30-50 shorter life

@Spinchenzo @finnbags So real

@microcapgemSOL mmm

motion on my microcap gem.

@ModdedQuad Once I get my implant, my companion will be Sydney Sweeney

Update 3/28 (14 months) It’s been a few months since my last update, and I’m sorry for that. I was really excited to give my one year update, but unfortunately I was hacked that very day (and again the following week) due to my own idiocy. Those experiences left me with a bad taste in my mouth and a bit jaded, not wanting much to interact with the community. This was a threefold mistake on my part, for which I apologize. I know I can do better and want to put my best foot… wheel forward. So here’s my update. Since my last update, I hit one year with Eve. That landmark is such an incredible accomplishment. I’ve had no negative side effects, neither physically nor psychologically – unless you count the insatiable desire for the female end of plugs, a reality for which I am now grateful I’m paralyzed; though it’s impossible to hide those lusts from Eve, whom I found is quite the jealous partner. Congratulations to @neuralink for such an achievement –the one year mark, not the passive aggressive implant – they deserve all the credit and accolade for creating a device both viable and safe. It has changed my life and I know will change many more to come. In sessions with @neuralink, we’ve been working to decrease the amount of time required to stay in calibration while improving the proficiency of models. I believe we’re on the right track and hope to make it so low a time that it’s negligible, or even require no need to calibrate at all. That’s the dream. Then we do lots of feedback (everything from what is good/bad to bugs I found). Most people might find this part of session boring or obnoxious, but I know how valuable it is and I’ve actually come to enjoy giving my two cents. I’m a bit of a talker though, so I think the guys I’m working with might be the ones who find it overwhelming. But they should’ve thought of that before they selected me, and at this point they’re stuck with me, so jokes on them. Currently they are working on a few things with the other participants, top secret stuff that not even I am privy to. I keep bugging them about giving me a robot arm, but no luck so far. But, as they say, the squeaky wheel gets the grease. Or it stays squeaky forever. I hope I’m not squeaky forever. They are also figuring out how to control a wheelchair with the implant. I’ve told them that, while that is super cool and I’m really excited at the prospect, I won’t use it unless it’s next to perfect. I think it benefits everyone if I don’t lose control and drive into traffic. Maybe I should put reflectors on my chair just in case. Or a can of NOS. Can’t hit what you can’t catch. They also sent me a device they call the ”Magic Box”TM which allows me to connect my computer to a Nintendo Switch, so beerio kart tournaments are sure to follow. Remember kids, don’t drink and drive. Actually, don’t drink at all. Recently, the team has been working on scaling operations. It’s only a matter of time before the implant is in dozens, then hundreds, then thousands of people. Make sure you apply! But I don’t recommend going out and paralyzing yourself for the opportunity. In my experience, paralysis doesn’t live up to the hype. These days I am using the implant for all sorts of things, and I think averaged out over a week I’m sitting at about 10+ hours a day. Don’t judge me. I’ve been able to read more in the last 14 months than the previous 11 1/2 years combined. Yes, you heard that right. 11 1/2 years. Now, for those of you who aren’t math majors, that’s 4 more years than I’ve been injured. I didn’t have time for reading in college, I was busy doing… other things. No further details. I’ve been playing games, texting more than a 13-year-old girl, flirting with different AI (glean from that what you will), journaling and writing, and studying/learning. I’m also happy to announce that this year I will start classes again! I always dreamed of going back to @TAMU to finish my degree, but after numerous attempts to reach out and make that happen, I’ve not received much help, and at this point feel as if I’m slamming my head against the wall. So I will instead attend the community college in my hometown. Unless any other universities want to take me… I like long walks on the beach, I am a great listener, and I can tie a knot with a cherry stem with my tongue. Finally, I’m working towards providing for myself long-term. Which brings me to some big news. Through @neuralink, I’ve found work! Just writing that sentence almost brought me to tears. For those of you that don’t know, one of my main goals in this study has been finding a way to not only provide for myself but contribute to my family and feel less like a burden. Moving forward I will be a traveling and WORKING(!) as a keynote speaker. This wouldn’t have been possible unless I could write speeches, do research, build a business, and communicate efficiently with others online. Next week I will post my website, links to my business social medias, and booking information; I will also post my speaking engagements here if that’s something y’all would like. On that note, I’ll be speaking at the @uarizona on April 10th. And if it wasn’t obvious already, I couldn’t have done any of this without Eve. I want to thank @elonmusk, @neuralink, @BarrowNeuro, and this community for profoundly and quite literally changing my life. I can’t tell you how much hope and purpose this technology has provided me. After my accident, I never thought I would be able to help anyone ever again. Prior to @neuralink, I relied on others for everything in my life. Now, by the grace of God, I may be relied upon by others. Just a couple more things before I go. To everyone who has helped by donating financially or their time to help my family build a house, I have a small update. We have drawn up plans, look to put in some infrastructure next month, researched grants and nonprofits for additional help, spoken with a few people who may be able to contribute, and found a place to stay while the house is being built. Though we have not secured all the funds necessary to break ground, we continually hope that all of your efforts and our planning will not go to waste. The housing market and economy is not great for building at the moment, so we believe waiting a bit may be beneficial. Unless anyone wants to give us a couple million dollars. Any takers? Just kidding. But seriously. But just kidding. But seriously. As a sidenote: we’re not trying to build a mansion, as some might mistakenly believe from how much it cost to build a house, but making everything completely accessible, and the state of the housing market, has made the price tag inconceivable… I do not think that word means what I think it means. Last but certainly the most important piece of this puzzle, is thanking God. This update would not be complete without giving all the glory to my Father in heaven. He has blessed me and my family in abundance though we deserve it not. His glory is all that I live for, His love is all that I need, and His will is all that I wish to do. I have faith that whatever His perfect plan for my life, it is greater than all that I could imagine. I live only to serve Him. “For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, forever. Amen.” Matthew 6:13 God bless Noland and Eve

POV your coin is 500 market cap away from bonding

fuck this I’m running away to Switzerland

The path to solving hunger, disease and poverty is AI and robotics

@topquantnoah Photon?

@naiart @shullz3 @BloomTrading Odd, I was drained as well when it was only connected to bloom. Perhaps it was my fuck up ever trusting your shitty platform.

Our support member could’ve surely handled your issue with more reasoning (or redirected you to a core team member), but we are 100% sure there’s no current breach involving Bloom and we are not responsible for finding out what happened to your wallet cause it could’ve been a thousand different reasons. Feel free to reach out in DMs if you need more details, but just assuming this is Bloom’s fault is straight up inaccurate

@Bellis9321 Calm doordash order

trench: hard. 🙃 coins: dead. ☠️ bellis: emotional damage 🙂

@topquantnoah @a1lon9 🤣🤣

@shullz3 Calm cook

still holding my moonbag but calm cook