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@toni__iyke Bro, Soldier Up and Lawyer up on that idiot and his friends

Today i was harassed by police in awka anambra state I was hit repeatedly with a stick And i demand justice Help me tag the needed officials

@Wizarab10 Bro thinks he's the only one 🌚

God abeg

@alexeixbt Maybe I should put myself under this kind of systemic stress and gaslight myself so hard I could lose my shit if I don't hit the target. (NOT $1M though)

if your life depended on making $1m in the next 90 days, you'd find a way

@toni__iyke @Neetro_Fx Jesus

Do not try this at home Just had to check if i still got it. Always stick to a fixed percentage risk Do not do this😌

@instablog9ja She would have been attractive if she just shut the fuck up

If you don’t find me attractive, you are gay — Lady tells men 👀

@belikegift6 Konichiwa

Gun to your head say a word in Japanese I bet you can’t 🙂‍↔️ You’re not allowed to say “baaka”

@thatniggarhodes No Chocolates?? 😡

Told this girl I’m going through my monthly sperm cramps and all she could say was “sorry” 😭 No care package, no stress relief funds… nothing. I hate unintentional women.

@haidaer__ I have to use this sentence irl 😂

You brighten every room you walk out of.

Bill that woman today and see the nonsense you’re dating.

@Wizarab10 Get rid of that thing in your house

Provision is not a shield. You married wrong. You have to admit it. A good wife will not brokshame you.

I want a woman that will spend all her money on me and not be sexually attracted to me.

@AnimexTwts Gaara, Todoroki, Yami

Nothing beats having a female friend that's not sexually attracted to you but just wants the best for you, provide for you and always there for you.

@Hesthatkid1 Broke women don't deserve love!!

I sat down next to this girl in a keke and she legit tried to collect my number??😭😭 girl you don't even have a car ffs😭😭 broke girls disgust me soo much.

@f3ranmie Go Boyyyy This is what I have been saying, stop talking to broke women! Broke women don't deserve us!!!

i just got a random message from this lady , no intro, nothing we talked for a bit, nothing serious. next thing she said was, “You’re actually too handsome, it’s not fair" i just laughed it off. Few minutes later, I got a credit alert of ₦3.5M. I thought maybe it was a mistake, so I asked her. she said, “no, it’s intentional. fine boys deserve soft life too.” I just sat there like, so this is how it feels 😭 intentional ladies>>>>>>>😭 I swear Nonchalant Ladies can NEVER have me😭

@Mide__M 😂😂😂

You wanna see the haircut you didnt pay for??

@tessysmitha Scum

Women don’t even tweet like that ..

@n0thimagain Wtf 😂😂 This was funny to read

I remember one time I stepped out in my past relationship, I was feeling things that I hadn't felt before in my life and I started crying bc I knew it was over for my gf. Person wey Dey fok me with love, another woman dun turn me inside out and I knew it wasn't the last time

@alusi_aku Actually, this one na fact. Example: Ayra Starr 🌚

behind every successful woman, is a man.

@JustKingss Proud of you king.. You can never be too careful with these women

She invited me to her house for our very first date, i said No let’s meet at a restaurant. Not because i want to eat but for safety purposes. She agreed, so pull up with my guys for security reasons.