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@Row_Haastrup I can’t seen anything wrong here. I think you’re just chasing clout

I don’t make transactions using my Nigerian bank account as such but did recently just to oil my account… I prefer to use FinTechs But I decided to just check my zenith bank statement this morning & I was shocked to see that for every transaction, there is a stamp duty and the account maintenance fee is now so outrageous. On top only 2 transactions? How are you people surviving in Nigeria? These banks are ripping people off badly

They say only a thief comes in the night. But Access Bank also cometh. The bank was fined N1.8 billion by the CBN, recorded nearly 6,000 fraud cases, and paid shareholders zero dividend in 2025, all while posting record profits. Here is what the financial statements actually say.

We barely see gospel like this spread and go viral

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When the call for protest comes, Some people will refuse to join protests just because they don’t own cars, without realizing that any added burden on drivers eventually gets passed on to everyone who relies on transport. He’ll keep squeezing your income until you’re pushed into extreme poverty.

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Nigeria Is Bleeding From Within It is deeply troubling to read recent World Bank reports indicating that, while Nigeria’s Federation Revenue surged to ₦84 trillion in just three years, a staggering 41% —amounting to ₦34.44 trillion —never reached the Federation Account. This sum exceeds the combined ₦34 trillion earmarked for capital projects in the 2024 and 2025 Appropriation Bills, a comparison that underscores the gravity of the situation and signals that something is fundamentally wrong. This is not a mere oversight; it points to institutionalised corruption on a massive scale. In 1994, when the Okigbo Panel reported about $12.4 billion from the Gulf War oil windfall as unaccounted for, Nigerians were outraged and the nation shook with indignation. Today, an even more troubling situation appears to be unfolding, yet it is met with a disquietening silence. We are trapped in a lethal paradox: Earning more as a nation, yet having less to invest in healthcare, education, and infrastructure. From 2025, systemic “deductions” have allowed agencies to capture more resources than entire states and even critical ministries. These leakages explain why countries with fewer resources are out-performing us across key development indices. With such a broken system, how can we fix power, strengthen our schools, build resilient healthcare, or develop critical infrastructure? Nigeria has no business being poor. We must stop these leakages through disciplined, transparent leadership driven by character. It is time to redirect our hijacked resources back to the people and move Nigeria into the league of developed nations. With our collective resolve to change this corruption-infested system, a New Nigeria is POssible. -PO

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JUST IN: The National Universities Commission (NUC) has banned people with honorary degrees from using the title "Dr." before their names, reserving it strictly for those who earned PhDs or medical degrees

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Man City’s Christian players gave Jesus Christ all the glory after their cup final win. Wonder if the FA will investigate them.. Graphic: @BallersinGod

I want to thank my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ for the opportunity to represent Him on the highest stage 🙌🏾🙏🏾 Thank you to the fans for your support, we will be back.

The Association of Accountancy Bodies in West Africa (ABWA) invites professionals, academics, and students to an insightful webinar focused on emerging sustainability reporting standards and climate-related disclosures. Theme: IPSASB Sustainability Reporting Standard (SRS) 1 – Climate Related Disclosures This session will explore how sustainability reporting standards are shaping transparency, accountability, and climate-related financial disclosures within the public sector and across organizations in West Africa. 📅 Date: Tuesday, 24 March 2026 ⏰ Time: 11:00 AM – 1:00 PM (Nigerian Time) 💻 Platform: Zoom 🔑 Meeting ID: 823 6067 8043 🔐 Passcode: A1mCvD Don’t miss this opportunity to gain valuable insights into climate-related disclosures and the evolving IPSASB sustainability reporting framework. ✅ Save the date and be part of the conversation shaping sustainable reporting in West Africa.

🚨 IF YOU MISS THE DANGOTE REFINERY IPO, DON’T BLAME VILLAGE PEOPLE. The same Nigerians that queued overnight for fuel will suddenly say “nobody told me” when ownership is on sale. When opportunity comes, vibes won’t save you. Preparation will. Thread 👇🏾 STEP 1 — Get a REAL stockbroker. IPO is primary market. Not your usual buy/sell app flex. You need a registered NGX dealing member like: • CardinalStone Securities • Stanbic IBTC Stockbrokers • Meristem Stockbrokers • Cordros Securities • Chapel Hill Denham • Afrinvest Securities Apps are great. But IPO allocation? Different game. STEP 2 — Open your CSCS account. No CSCS number = no shares. Simple. BVN. Valid ID. Passport photo. Bank account. Most brokers set it up in days. Don’t wait until Twitter starts shouting “it has opened!” before you start looking for your passport photograph from 2013 😭 STEP 3 — Start saving NOW. Don’t say “I’ll see when price drops.” Park money weekly in a money market fund. When the IPO window opens, it won’t wait for your salary alert. The people with cash ready will apply calmly. The rest will tweet “Nigeria is rigged.” STEP 4 & 5 — Read the prospectus. Apply early. Not influencer summary. The actual document. IPOs get oversubscribed. Late people get refunds and regret. If you don’t get full allocation, relax. Refund comes back. If you never applied? Nothing returns. Ownership favors the prepared. Years ago people complained fuel was too expensive. Soon, some of those same people might own part of the refinery. This is how wealth shifts…. slowly, quietly, intentionally. When the window opens, will you be ready or watching? Be honest, have you opened your brokerage + CSCS yet?

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Jagaban just called me and said, “Gbotemi, can you please share my achievements since 2023 with the world?” And I replied, “Okay, Sir.” President Tinubu achievements so far: 1. South West Development Commission 2.North East Development Commission 3. North West Development Commission 4. South East Development Commission 5. North Central Development Commission 6. South South Development Commission 7. Students Loan ~ NELFUND 8. Consumer Credit Corp 9. Blue Economy 10. Live stock ministry 11. Naira for crude 12. CREDITCORP 13. CNG 14. LG autonomy 15. Fuel subsidy removal 16. FX unification 17. Clearing FX backlog 18. New minimum wage 19. Wage award to workers 20. Tax reform committee 21. Infrastructure push 22. Power sector reform 23. Security strengthening 24. FAAC increase to states 25. Renewed Hope agenda 26. Compressed Natural Gas buses rollout 27. Palliative support to states 28. Aviation sector reforms 29. Solid minerals drive 30. Digital economy expansion

569 matches, 400 wins 🤯 Our boss. Pep Guardiola. 🩵

My father who art in heaven, COLONIZE me !

@BadonB I feel saddened once more.

I pay 42% tax every month in Germany but if: 1. I loose my job, the govt pays me 60% of my salary and help to find a new one 2. I have access to 3 years leave if I have a baby with a percentage of my salary and my job will wait for me until I resume. 3. Education is free in govt schools from primary to PhD 4. For every child I have, they get paid €250 monthly until they turn 18 5. I can buy a monthly ticket of €56 monthly and can travel all around the country via train (not high speed) and buses. 6. At any emergency, once you call the ambulance, it arrives within 20 minutes 7. Deffribilators and SOS access are available at every train station and high ways. 8. If I get stock in a country, I call the govt and they come to my support. Let me stop here. You that will pay about 30% tax in Nigeria that was copied 90% from the UK tax law, what will you get?