Iain Mac Néill

Pretty excited about how the @H2KHC LP is turning out

You know who else rose from the dead after 3 days following persecution from an evil empire?

You are 35 years old. You should not have an opinion on Chappell Roan, you should be listening to the new Neurosis album.

Happy Opening Day to everyone except for the New York Yankees.

I feel bad for the kids attending the bastardized version of Hellfest because they will never experience the pure ecstacy of watching Blood Has Been Shed while eating a Syrajuice vegan chicken wrap.

I am giving up for Lent.

I feel bad for all these Texans that are about to lose power for a month because their crippled little governor is a scumbag

@FenwayAttendee This man's hand tattoo really says do not be afraid in 12 different fonts like yeah ok thanks for the eloquence Mr. Faulkner

When you have a team hat shopping trip at 2 and ICE bootcamp at 3

My cat's life was taken from me unexpectedly so now I am lawful evil so if you're trying to join me in doing evil stuff my DMs are open

I will become the first mayor to take the oath of office on the August 1985 issue of Heavy Metal magazine

Former civil war reenactor here can confirm throwing open saloon doors goes so hard

White Christmas this Blue Christmas that what about desert chrome Christmas ?

100% of men who eat meat are Republicans btw

Really is satisfying when you get tattooed by good tattooers and 15-20 years later they still look clean and bold

I, and I cannot stress this enough, need to move somewhere that doesn't snow or even get cold in the winter

Might be a regional thing but back in the 2000s we called pretty women "hunnies" and sometimes it was stylized to "hunniez" and I think we need to bring that back. Hunnies what do you think ?

Why are you as a man not wearing more tiger stripe print ?

christmas eve? oh, you mean the night before the fellowship left rivendell?

Single, lonely straight guys- a message from your friend Cam: This is a lonely time. You are absolutely not the only person experiencing this feeling. There’s a lot to blame for the isolation we all feel, but women are NOT AT ALL the problem. Feminism is not the problem. There is a very small group of people at the very top of our society who are profiting off of our division and loneliness. A lack of community support makes us easier consumers to target and exploit. Don’t let anyone tell you that you aren’t getting screwed over. You are, big time. But it isn’t by women, or minorities, or the “wokeness” on the Left. Direct your anger towards the oligarchs programming your social media algorithm and destroying the job market. Organize and build community so we can do something about it.

@thicfigtattoo Ma'am with all due respect, yes

is it 3 sandwiches in 2 days time