Ian Wilkinson

Stay humble eh?

Arsenal - Arteta Liverpool - Iraola Man Utd - Carrick Man City - Maresca Chelsea - Alonso Spurs - De Zerbi Fuck, Carrick is running away with this title😂

@NWLondonHammer Mate, I live in Carlisle and they’re everywhere!

If I see another red & white shirt today. Soooooo many plastics...🤬 #PSG #champi̇onsleague #win

@raducrisanx Top 4 and a cup

Be honest, what would you class a successful season in Maresca’s first year?

@Scott_Pert Definitely a virgin

BREAKING NEWS ‼️‼️ Man City are to be investigated over the valuation of their Club. £5.5 Billion for a Club: • Known for chronic financial cheating. • 90% Plastic fan base. • Can’t fill their Council House. • Needs Oil money to stay afloat. In reality it’s worth £1.2B.

Fuckin sciatica 😖

genuinely the nicest thing i’ve ever seen watching football i was in tears

Aston Villa, wow, such a classy club. Thank you guys and congratulations on your Europa League win

@giorgiking10 Love you Gio #OnceAblueAlwaysABlue

Manchester gave us memories we will never forget. And for nearly a decade, Pep Guardiola gave this city a team that made people dream every single week. For the fans, for the blue side of Manchester, this was more than football. Thank you for the emotions, the pride, and the history. 💙 Once City, always City.

@WestHamPlace Good luck lads

Genuinely terrified for Sunday I want to get it out the way but I’m also completely dreading it How can football completely take over my life like this.

@barlowjacob 🙁🙁🙁

Pollen counts up today 🥺🥺

@KevinP184 @spbajko @WeareManC1ty 84569 to be exact 😜🩵

@spbajko @WeareManC1ty Record PL attendance. Record attendance is highest domestic attendance EVER of over 84,000

Manchester City are set for a record attendance on Sunday for their big farewells after they passed the second test event in the North Stand tonight. The first 3500 tickets have already been on sale and sold out and the next 3500 will go on sale tomorrow

@citysam90 My bottom lip was going too

Why did I cry with this trophy lift 😢😢🩵🩵

@stevo_mcfc @RealTolmie Same, never forgiven them

@RealTolmie I was nine. I’ve hated spurs ever since. Hope they get relegated 😆

45 years ago today Ricky Villa broke a six-year-old's heart. What a ride it's been. Blue 💙

@thegingerwig 6.5

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As an MP, I will not comply with Digital ID. I just won't do it, and I hope many millions of British men and women will join me. Send a message to Starmer - share this graphic absolutely everywhere. I will not comply with Digital ID.

Full depravity of Hamas during October 7 revealed for the first time: New report details how terrorists performed almost unimaginable horrors upon Israeli families trib.al/olj7tnv

@celtic_jaime Southern Comfort 🤢

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@pulpy @AmosMurphy_ Flewers is worse than Goldbridge. Absolute cock knocker

@AmosMurphy_ The last knockings of the brain rot society. This is the direction they take until they’ve exhausted every last drop and then they change their direction. Usually towards politics or ego based commentary.

Who is this sort of thing even aimed at?

@pulpy @MissC191211 “If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club” No chocolate on Club biscuits anymore

@MissC191211 Cadburys has lost the plot. Stopped buying it now.

I beg your pardon? This has halved in size 🤯