Ian Bohen

This dude was watching Top Gun on the plane in the row in front of me. I was watching his monitor through the seats. He turned it off right before the finalé. I threw my drink on him.

@Mr_Husky1 Leave that mofo this instant

I’m about to get married, and my fiancé knows I have an inheritance that was left to me by my grandparents. It’s in my name only, and I’ve been saving it for years. Now he’s saying that before we get married, I should put the entire inheritance into a joint account so we can “start fresh together,” or he doesn’t think we should go through with the wedding. I’m 36 already and this is something my family worked hard to leave me. I’m torn between wanting to build a life together and feeling like I’m being pressured to give up something important to me. What do you think I should do? By isitmeaitah

@Raw_Combat_ @fightsonlyy I love this

Security guard should lose his license also.. their job is to prevent incidents and protect, not intimidate people.

I can’t wait to not get married

@1ssve Absolutely do not do this.

Dear Apple, create a safety feature in iMessage that doesn’t allow people to screenshot text messages unless both parties have given permission.

@TheNameofWar The thought of sustained carbine gunfire without ear protection….

US Special Forces defending their compound from an assault by a rebel group amid a coup in Freetown, Sierra Leone. May 1997

Just one one in stuff

@JamesMelville This is not a real poster mate

Looking forward to watching this…

@MeeTeeze ✊

not that anyone will see this but after 44-45 years of dipping. i quit cold turkey…tomorrow be one week.

@ionfwnuin Sticky toffee pudding

what is the closest thing to sex that isn’t sex

@ClownWorld Day drinking pasta maker with a side of glamorous lunatic?

@_falsi1ke Nothing sexy about a government contract.

Why do marriages become sexless?

@IllimitableMan_ Way false

Paying for sex is the LOWEST thing you can do as a man. True or False?

@lamafat @junonewscom @LarryBrockMP Hogwash.

@junonewscom @LarryBrockMP No. it would be a violation of the firearms act. gun owners must store their weapons in a locked case or with a trigger lock UN loaded ammunition must be stored locked in a separate container. if you have a loaded firearm at the ready you need to have the book thrown at you.

REPORTER: "If somebody enters a home and they are unarmed, a homeowner fears they are armed and then shoots and kills the person... would this... be reasonable?" MP @LarryBrockMP: "I reject... the premise of that question. A lot of people conceal weapons when they enter a home."

@Breaking911 Heroes.

BREAKING: The FBI says Old Dominion University students in Virginia killed the Islamic attacker themselves, using no firearms.

@ick_real Quit drinking.

I’m 23. Give me oddly specific life tips. No general ”surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible.

@nickimoraa Show business

Name a job where all the employees are sleeping with each other

@barrylongii False

True or False: You’d rather cut grass in 100° than shovel snow in 8°.

@Rob_FitLegacy Pshhhhhhhh I easily cram 4500+ on sundays. Then I eat a Sunday.

Your 'cheat day' is why you're not losing weight. 6 days of deficit. 1 day of 4000+ calories. You're maintaining, not losing.

@jamberv43 new wealth tax is going to move capital and industry out of the state and further burden the middle class. Ultimately taking more of your hard earned money

@IanBohen i live in WA, what happened now?

Washington state has just slit its own throat. To all citizens, please do not move to Montana or Idaho.

@daniel_vargo good luck to you Daniel

I’ve been here since 17 but plan to relocate. Only moved because dad was here and he said jobs were good. They were then but not now. Add another tax and no as I can live close to Seattle without being homeless. Not letting that happen though. The vernal populace supporting this tax aren’t bright. Most the poo making over 7 figures in income are smart and will move. Whole reason ppl moved here was no income tax. I in is it’s more but if I’m going to pay income tax again I’d rather be in Cali. At least it’s warm there most the year.