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@IanGuru254

Here for great laughs, puns and memes

NAIROBI Katılım Aralık 2011
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Buddha@IanGuru254·
@_James041 Now imagine being a panelist and airing those very concerns on a platform where your views could lead to legislation
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I am Chege@_James041·
I got nothing to discuss with colonial masters. " You have fumbled a chance to travel to Washington." What about my neighbors, brothers and sisters who are carrying a burden they never consented to? What about Kenyans who are being overtaxed to pay debts they never incurred? Tell your slave masters @IMFNews and @WorldBankKenya to keep off Africa. Africa needs freedom not chains.
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@_James041 @WorldBankKenya Mr. Chege, you had a chance to engage World Bank /IMF on a formal global forum that would create a real impact based on the input you would have given. You have fumbled a chance to travel to Washington and address the whole world. Next time try having emotional intelligence.

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I am Chege@_James041·
So @WorldBankKenya sent an employee asking to engage, probably because I've been hitting hard on matters Odious Debts. I don't think I need any engagement with World Bank. All we want from World Bank,IMF and other predatory lenders is an explanation on why they are colluding with crooks in government to trap Kenyans under the armpits of Odious debts. Why are we being overtaxed to pay debts we never incurred? We want an audit for all debts. Any debt borrowed outside the law, and was not attached to any development project, must be declared odious and cancelled. We are not going to continue servicing the lavish lifestyles of crooks. #DeniBandia
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Nelson Amenya
Nelson Amenya@amenya_nelson·
I just created my AI look a like (avatar) he will be summarizing my weekly column on the daily nation on YouTube. What do you guys think? Hit or miss?
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Miss Ally
Miss Ally@MissAlly_01·
At Heathrow airport check-in I was asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" I answered, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?"🤔
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Thuranira
Thuranira@Thuranira_1·
Just start
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Freddy🇰🇪
Freddy🇰🇪@Frednjerii·
My friend made 10 million last month. He is 26 No Degree.He is an Automotive Engineering dropout. First salary: 24k. Last month: 10million Kenyan shillings. What changed? He stopped looking for jobs. And started selling his dad's land.
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Alfred Mathu
Alfred Mathu@MathuAlfred·
Men, one day the children will grow up and get busy. Your wife will have chama meetings, church events, grandchildren to visit, “girls trips” and weekend plans that do not involve you. And there you will be, alone in the living room, switching channels every 2 minutes pretending you are “resting” kumbe ni loneliness. Men, let us be honest with ourselves. When retirement comes; Will you still afford the hobbies you love? Will you have money to travel? Ama utakuwa unasema “hiyo ni ya vijana” simply because budget imekataa? 😅 Will you enjoy life or simply survive it? Will you still command respect? The sad truth is, A man without money in retirement slowly loses options, confidence and sometimes authority. Many men prepare for school fees, families and building homes but forget to prepare for the longest phase of life, retirement itself. Retirement is not just about surviving, it is about maintaining dignity, freedom and choices. Retirement is expensive, loneliness is expensive and depending on people for every small thing is even more expensive. Men, let’s love ourselves loud enough to prepare for the life waiting after work and income ends. ▫️Plan while income is still coming in. ▫️Invest while energy is still there. ▫️Save while time is still on your side. Speak to me today and start building a retirement plan that gives you freedom, dignity and peace later in life: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI…
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Ongeri KE
Ongeri KE@EugeneOngeri·
A phone brand we all used to know, but this generation has no idea it ever existed? 😊😁
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Mastardcesh
Mastardcesh@Mastardcesh·
TRAGIC NEWS: Mercy Nyambura, a Grade Six pupil at Sinendet Primary School was found killed in a maize plantation on Tuesday, May 20, 2026. The girl had been missing since Monday evening, May 18, 2026. Her body was discovered in the plantation today morning The school and community left in shock. Police have launched an investigation. Our deepest condolences to her family, teachers and friends. May her soul rest in peace.
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iDoser
iDoser@doser_i85668·
This is humour......we dont need to be offended by everything said.....absolutely brilliant
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Hazel Appleyard
Hazel Appleyard@HazelAppleyard·
Wait for it… Whatever you think is going to happen… it’s worse 😂
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Akademiks TV
Akademiks TV@AkademiksTV·
Shabang too underrated 😭🔥🧊
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Zoom Afrika
Zoom Afrika@zoomafrika1·
20 most popular historical leaders in Africa 1. Nelson Mandela 2. Julius Nyerere 3. Robert Mugabe 4. Thomas Sankara 5. Kwame Nkrumah 6. Patrice Lumumba 7. Samora Machel 8. Ahmed Ben Bella 9. Muammar Gaddafi 10: Idi Amin Dada 11. Haile Selassie 12. Keneth Kaunda 13. Shaka Zulu 14. John Pombe Magufuli 15. Jommo Kenyatta 16. Samoure Toure 17. Saidi Saeed 18. Jonas Savimbi 19. Milton Obote 20. Nnamdi Azikiwe
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Buddha
Buddha@IanGuru254·
@Maryian96 Goons were hired to deliberately torch property.. to make mandamanos look bad..
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Mary Njoroge
Mary Njoroge@Maryian96·
Naivasha youths we need to talk,tell us did you really do this I doubt...hawa ni goons walileta to tarnish our name.
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Buddha@IanGuru254·
@CiruMuriuki Recently I was doing some signage branding works for a certain franchise. I was called by a contact in their head office whom I assumed is just a regular staff. Lo and behold, I was ordering around the country's franchise president
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Ciru Muriuki 🇰🇪🪬
Spent the morning ordering someone about on a photoshoot just to find out he’s an actual billionaire 🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank goodness I didn’t google him beforehand
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