Ian Ralston

@LukePo11 You’re still dirty from years of not getting votes from her in the ammo’s

Someone explain to me how Eleni Glouftis still gets AFL games to umpire. Not even close to the level, never has been and never will be

@fesshole “Things that didn’t happen for 200”

I was doing dinner for the kids while my wife had a bath. Kids were being dicks and I was getting angry. My wife called me to see her and demanded I play with her boobs for a minute. Worked a treat. More of a brag than a fess. Boobs are awesome.

@wojespn Not sure he’s had much experience in the G league coaching field but we’ll wait and see

The Los Angeles Lakers are hiring Zach Guthrie as the coach of the franchise’s G League affiliate in South Bay, sources tell ESPN. Guthrie has been an NBA assistant with Washington, Dallas and Utah.

@PAFC @AFLPlayers Did they mistake Lorenz for Evans?

We have three boys up for @AFLPlayers awards! Best Captain: Connor Rozee 🫡 Most Courageous: Zak Butters 💥 Best First Year Player: Will Lorenz 📈

Port should trade for Neal-Bullen purely for the fact of potentially having 5 hyphen surnamed players in the same team next year. #AFL #pafc

@7AFL @JoshJenkins24 Dan Houston thanks

Who would be the best person to have a kick for goal to win the game after the siren 🤔 @JoshJenkins24 wants to know your pick ⬇️

@widgzcaf @TheTiserSport Or Fogarty

@TheTiserSport Who on earth thinks Petty should be anywhere near this team?

Is this South Australia's best side? We've picked our SA State of Origin side, alongside all five other states. Who comes out on top? We look at who can topple the Vics: bit.ly/3V7BFKh

@FOXFOOTY Darcy Bezerk

DBZ goals and Port is within 12 points 👀 📺 Watch #AFLPowerHawks on ch. 504 or stream on Kayo: bit.ly/3nQsGNv ✍️ BLOG bit.ly/3yyhddK 🔢 MATCH CENTRE bit.ly/3QNIrU4

@tim_michell Entourage Brooklyn 99 Schitt’s creek Shameless

TV shows that were just as good - or better - watching second time around. Hit me...

@AFL @CalTwomey Wines won a brownlow a few years back

Which midfield trio from across the competition are you taking? 🤔

@bryce_parker26 SA does it

I was today years old when I found out Victorians don't get free public transport to sport with their tickets Is QLD the only place that does this?

@abcsport Successful?! 🤔

Following the 4-1 series defeat to India, England captain Ben Stokes said he admired India "staying true to what makes them successful" -- he said his team did that too, albeit unsuccessfully. He also said to him 'Bazball' means "a mentality of always wanting to get better."

@nicktheGil23 Saved by the garden Hose

Get in the bin weatherald you fool

@Adelaide36ers @ChemistWhouse Can they pay for another import?

We are delighted to announce a new partnership with @ChemistWhouse stores in South Australia for the NBL24 season. Read more ⬇️ #WeAreSixers adelaide36ers.com/news/chemist-w…

@collinsadam Don’t forget his 1 bowled over for 30 runs 😳

Lol… Glenn having fun while Aust sleeps again… 104* (48) inc 23 from the final over to successfully chase India’s 222. Four off the final ball to win it, all in his 100th T20i. And on that note, he now finally gets to come home.

@nicktheGil23 @LukePo11 He would have been dirty on you for having beers the night before

@IanRalo @LukePo11 Coaches get it wrong too. Let’s not forget when I Kicked 8 from a Wing and Stubba gave me second best

Twitter awash with Brownlow whinging. Lachie Neale a bloody good player/co captain in the grand final team, feels fine the next day

@LukePo11 @nicktheGil23 You would know

@nicktheGil23 Agree I like the unpredictability of the Brownlow. Umps would still get it wrong if they looked at the stats as well. 30 doesn’t always mean your best on

@RobFrase85 Holy moly??

At my daughters bday party and stumbled across Silver On Red, did wonder why he hasn't been racing the past few months!

@1116sen Well obviously 🙄 because the Giants are a 23 point better side then Port at the moment

"Collingwood would much rather be playing Port Adelaide this week rather than GWS." - Scott Lucas #CrunchTime

@nicktheGil23 @TablordKieren Love to hear the other 4

@TablordKieren Top 5 worst things in society. Hate it