Ian Scotto

Don’t let the bastards get you down.

Hey guys. Maybe don't make who you voted for and your political ideology your entire personality.

Don't even ask why I'm watching a replay of this stream of Adam22 & Clavicular, but it's very obvious that neither of these guys are very happy. When you numb yourself out on sex/drugs/etc it seems tough be excited by much Anyway, brb hitting my face with a hammer #looksmaxxing

@isabellasg3 The videos you do are way more creative, no cap.

i can't get over alex copper interviewing hannah montana for the 20th anniversary. i dont get jealous often of peoples achievements, but THAT, i would have given ANYTHING to have interviewed her. brb crying.

I like her for her. Not because she's Phat like Cindy Crawford.

@elonmusk I'm old enough to remember when DOGE would spike if you tweeted something like this.

@ineedsow @malonebarry No. It's not a good idea in any hypothetical whatsoever.

@malonebarry lol. Thanks for sharing. The metaverse is a good idea in theory, but, it’s just too early. Not needing to wear any glasses or heavy goggles is probably a required step for it to be adopted.

In honour of the closure of the metaverse, I would like to re-up one of the worst videos ever recorded.

@LayahHeilpern Does AI know the difference between your and you're though?

If your not utilizing AI in your business right now you’re Unc.

@JoeyMoose I feel you homie. I pay a little over half that on Long Island, and need to move out of here as well.

I moved out of my apartment in NYC today. It was a 1 bedroom 1 bathroom. 700 square foot. Low floor. No view. No washer dryer. They raised my rent to $5,000/month if I stayed another year. It didn’t make sense. You really need to make $100k+ a year to live decently here.

@sydneyemartin In the area and would love to get you on a podcast in-person with my colleague & Navy SEAL Brandon Webb to talk parenting, and being the daughter and now wife to remarkable athletes. What's the best way we can make this happen?

@FanaticsCollect End of Life crisis

Kevin O'Leary just pulled up to the Oscars wearing one of the most expensive basketball cards in the world 👀 It's a 1-of-1 featuring Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James, with their game-worn NBA Logoman patches. O'Leary himself says it could be worth $25-30 MILLION 🤯

@CryptoWendyO @TheBitcoinConf Would love to, but BTC crashing like 50% makes it kind of tough 😢

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@FinFreedom414 I'd take Option A even if the money amount were the same. Easy.

Imagine you had to choose your life at age 40: Option A: Single. No kids. $10M net worth. Travel anywhere. Total freedom. Quiet house. Quiet holidays. Option B: Married. 3 kids. $1M net worth. Drive a Toyota. Chaos every morning. Loud house. Full dinner table. Be honest, which life are you choosing?

@end3of6days9 This is AI. Quit posting bullshit for clout. Thank you.

Kelly Osbourne just laid it all bare in this raw clip: years of brutal body shaming as the "fat daughter" on The Osbournes, designers turning her away, endless media obsession with her size over her talent. She got gastric sleeve in 2018 after crash diets and self-hatred wore her down. Dropped 85 lbs in 2020 the hard way—exercise, diet, stability. Then her dad Ozzy passed. Grief shattered her. No appetite, barely sleeping, forcing food down just to function. Weeks of barely eating. That's what grief can do—it doesn't ask permission, it just takes over. Now the internet's buzzing again: "Ozempic?" "Too thin?" Same old scrutiny. But here's the thing: Grief isn't a performance. It doesn't look the same for everyone. Some rage, some withdraw, some lose weight they can't control. Kelly's grieving in the only way her body and heart knows how. Instead of attacking her appearance or questioning her pain, maybe we let her breathe. Let her heal without the microscope. She's lost her father—give her the grace we'd want for ourselves or our loved ones. Grief is messy. Judgment makes it messier. 💔

@ToolySOL Facts.

Crypto: $9,300.00 Checking: $125.63 Me: "I'm broke" Only a few will understand 😂

Bruh. Every time i go to the gym, these Gen Z kids that bring a crew of like 9 guys to lift weights have to do 25 sets in the bathroom of taking videos flexing in the mirror.

@CryptoWendyO @dom_kwok Lol Wendy

@dom_kwok Make it!

do not watch pornography

@SVG__Collection Deftones most obvious answer on this one

Name the musician or band.

"If Wishes Came True" by Sweet Sensation is such a bomb song.

@mmpadellan I miss my Uncle Charles ya'll

Holy shit, this trump voter says "Honestly, I miss my Uncle Joe... it was a whole lot calmer than this. I was ballin' then." HE MISSES JOE BIDEN. So say we all. 🙏🇺🇲

Just finished this, probably quicker than any book I've ever read. Action packed and introspective. Well done @spencerpratt & team 🫡