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My name is Searle, making the world a better place
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My name is Searle, making the world a better place
@IanSearle
Humble TV Techie by day, International Comedy Writer by night. My jokes are originals (I believe) - feel free to share and I retweet stuff that makes me laugh.
Twixt a Rock and a Hard Place Katılım Ekim 2010
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Happy Birthday Dad. 108 today if you had made it this far. Glad you are resting in a more peaceful spot. We are opening up the archive today and eating your favourite cake to celebrate you. 🍰@stephenshouse 🌷
Ben Finlay@BenFinl97046623
"Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light" Remembering Spike Milligan, born on this day 1918 in Ahmednagar, British Raj.
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Jon Stewart is so great, gets somany laughs with just a look. This is priceless!
LateNighter@latenightercom
A concerned Jon Stewart spies a familiar face in Trump's now-infamous "Jesus" meme....
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What a story! Just like the BBC and old 2 inch tapes.
Michael Warburton@For_Film_Fans
Fellow BUSTER KEATON fans will enjoy Jim Jarmusch telling the story of how if it hadn’t been for JAMES MASON buying Keaton’s old house in Los Angeles in the 1980’s almost every film Buster made would’ve been lost to us forever. Incredible stuff.
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The victory of the opposition in Hungary yesterday, like the Polish election in 2023, is a victory for democracy, not just in Europe but around the world. Most of all, it’s a testament to the resilience and determination of the Hungarian people – and a reminder to all of us to keep striving for fairness, equality and the rule of law.
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To think, all of the problems in Stephen Speilberg's "Poltergeist" could have been avoided it Carol Anne's parents had just reduced her screen time.
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Japan's "pointing and calling" safety method dates back over a century.
nippon.com/en/japan-topic…
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In the wake of her destruction, she left people and families without jobs, homes and hope. She created the housing crisis and set the path of greed for future governments.
Thomas H. 💙@THemingford
The cause of so many of the UK's problems today trace back to one person.
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It's staggering just how many problems go back to her. She was toxic.
Thomas H. 💙@THemingford
The cause of so many of the UK's problems today trace back to one person.
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The Curling Rock League aims to bring the energy of professional wrestling and electric atmosphere of darts to the rink with teams having ‘walk-on’ music.
Scotland could have “Cold as Ice”, Switzerland, “Slip sliding Away”, and Canada “Invisible Touch”.
#jokedump
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Mark Zuckerberg has hinted that layoffs at Facebook are coming due to AI.
There was a time when the only AI you got on Facebook was the noise you made when you saw the photos of your friend's wife in her bikini on holiday… Ay… Aye!
#jokedump
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The SNP has said it will deliver a “revolution in childcare”.
I still remember when a revolution in childcare meant an extra push on the park roundabout.
#jokedump
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