Ian Thauer

if u don’t like house ur home a phobic

when it’s past midnight and u get the “i need to get rich asap” feeling

@STVNLEON @MiamiMusicWeek Big time bro 🔥🔥🔥🔥

soooo stoked to be playing my first @MiamiMusicWeek this year 🤩🤩🤩 excited to share the stage with so much talent 🔥 SEE U IN MIAMI 🌴☀️

Tinnitus is out of control

@RyanAbe I think every major network is experiencing some sort of outage right now. Looks like ATT is the worst tho

Burger King workers now have to give you a crown and say "you rule," per Bloomberg.

@oliviamancuso__ Try the Blossom matcha lattes instead if you’re trying to kick caffeine too. Helped me a lot on not being dependent on stims to focus.

I’ve been prescribed adderall for 3 years. I hate what it does to my mood and pretty sure it’s contributed to me developing SIBO. Made a promise to myself to get off it this year. I’m testing out nootropics as an alternative and it’s working well. Gonna kick this script for good

@ODD_MOB AIRTAG

12 days later my backpack + laptop has been found. A band took it by accident and hadn’t unpacked until now 😂 2024 looking fine as fuck 😈

NEVER take a dump at 7-Eleven 😭

DJ Khaled’s son was “Student Of The Month” at his school 🎉📚

Buzz Aldrin punches a conspiracy theorist after being accused of faking the moon landing (2002)

@Reeseyboybuggin @LeveragedAF @LevinBurant @unusual_whales He’s doing a LOT more than you and everyone you know combined.

@LeveragedAF @LevinBurant @unusual_whales So he needs incentives to make the world a better place… well he’s trying to make the world a better place then is he?

Elon Musk’s mom Maye accuses Biden of stopping his plans to make ‘world a better place’ after Starlink loses $900M in subsidies, per NYP.

@fasc1nate This is Ruby. She likes to pet the other dogs at daycare 🐶🐾

@volarismusicofc Do you go to the movies with your roller suitcase

Travel tip… if your flights late after you have to check out… and you’re hungover then head to a cinema! Find the longest movie and hopefully they do recliner seats… get some snacks and then chill. I’ve taken earplugs and slept through before 🤣

Guinness in a can 3/10

@fasc1nate What animal is that

In November 1943, Berlin Zoo faced heavy bombing from Allied forces. Within minutes, a devastating 30% of the zoo’s population had perished as zookeepers looked on in horror at the scenes of destruction and loss unfolding before them. The next day, the suffering continued as the beloved aquarium, housing an array of marine life and a popular tourist attraction, was razed to rubble. Despite the chaos, keepers risked life and limb to rescue panicked animals. Makeshift shelters were improvised with unwavering speed and care.

@Its_Galo Better to be the artist in this situation. 🫠

If you’re throwing shows & this seems accurate for you, then maybe throwing shows shouldn’t be your main focus for income. Maybe for a 250 cap room you look at a smaller act and focus on building your party first? Also the rental?? You’re not negotiating, or you’re getting robbed

@mikeybarreneche “Show love 4 me”

The success rate of someone DMing me their post to comment on it is 0%

@oliviamancuso__ I don’t enjoy being out till 6 AM but I love chillin with my friends very late like that 🥰 we always get super sentimental and say shit like “we will never get this time back”

Does anyone actually ENJOY being out until 2-6 am? Serious question and defend your answer

I beat brain cancer today 😊