Ian Webb aclockworkmonk

@Sorelle_Arduino But .... but .... skirt go spinny !

Yeah Dave, I’m sure the reason your male mates are dropping you is because their girlfriends are worried you’re a threat 🙄

@glooface @TRobinsonNewEra

@IanWebb347428 @TRobinsonNewEra AND YOU!

State of this wanker.

@glooface @TRobinsonNewEra

@TRobinsonNewEra He'll be your prime minister on Monday and YOU WILL SHOW HIM RESPECT!!!😠

@Peter88902568 Day Good

Morn gooding.

@moanaparte @pipterino Top Tip; Make sure the bin's clean

@pipterino Hang on. I can get out of painting the hallway by putting a bin on my head?

wonder what tedious but necessary domestic chores the Count Binface bloke is ignoring today

I wasn’t ready for this. ☠️ 😭 Low T Pete will never live this down.

@VintageMrHobbes " Plotting "

So what were you doing for the last 2 years then?

@GoodwinMJ Why not let due process take its course, you shitstirring ghoul?

Ann Widdecombe suspect revealed. We want to hear the detail about his political loyalties, beliefs, ideology, links to any movements, and internet history mol.im/a/15985321

@HeidiBachram Still relevant.

@lucy_la_la @kroquegg_overon inside every older person there's a young 'un wondering what the fuck just happened

@kroquegg_overon Sounds good to me. My body ages but I do not. Not really.

I’ve had a very rewarding evening within my fleeting life of tweeting incessantly. If I’m lucky enough to have a deathbed, I’m sure to look back on today’s exploits and smile. But there’s a measure is all things, so off to bed now. Tomorrow is just a new opportunity to shitpost.

@BradfemlyWalsh @pipterino I chatted with the lead singer of Hothouse Flower behind the Pyramid stage at Glastonbury

@pipterino I watched my mate punch Gary Barlow in a nightclub in Hanley in 1993 💅

I met the Inspiral Carpets in a Virgin Megastore once #funfacts

Rita Moreno performing "Fever" on the Muppet Show with Animal on drums which originally aired almost 50 years ago in the UK on September 12, 1976 and in New York on September 20, 1976 which earned her a Primetime Emmy Award.

@SueSuezep He's turning an interesting colour

Is it just me, or is he actually becoming more froggy?

Andy Burnham; "Who will rid me of this turbulent leader?" Also Andy Burnham; " I HAD NUFFINK TO DO WITH IT. TRUST ME, BRUV "

@DavidPGCSE "We saw you across the room & wonder if you fancy a spitroast?"

I can't define "likeability" but I know it when I see it

@MHTruthUltra Cos it never fucking happened

300 infants were found in shallow graves in Gaza, with their hands tied behind their backs, after being BURIED ALIVE. It hasn’t made a single headline on any U.S newspaper nor is it being raised in Congress. And that alone shows how low this country has descended.

@ParrotLegal @LUDENClassics @Historics I've restored a MK1X

@LUDENClassics @Historics I'm sure Dusty Dino was an OnlyFans model... On a more entertaining note, that Jag has "Luden Project" written all over it. Mark IX?

Here's a quick walk around video from this weekend's @Historics auction. A few things certainly did catch my eye, but that dusty Dino is certainly interesting, I wonder what it will make

JKR is STILL raining fire, and I'm here for it!

@HoraceSpellman9 @lucy_la_la Let me guess .....

@lucy_la_la Only one of us had eaten horse shit in the previous thirty minutes

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