InformedAndOblivious

Then put your money where your mouth is, donate all your wealth and live off your congressional salary alone, which is far above what the average American makes but oh wait you wont do that because you're a hypocrite, its funny how as soon as someone becomes a millionaire all they care about is billionaires 🤔

Katie thinks the scandal is that I want billionaires to pay a little more in taxes. The real scandal is that a handful of billionaires now hold vastly more wealth than millions of working Americans. I believe those who have succeeded through work and entrepreneurship, including my family, should support our nation that made that success possible. That’s the difference in our philosophy.

@krassenstein Is that why there's so many oil stains on the ground in that section? Lol

I’m in a Parking Garage in Karlsruhe, Germany. They have a “female only” parking section which has better security, brighter lights and more traffic. America is so f—king behind.

@TheRealSantino Idk where you're from but this is the most New Jersey thing I have ever seen. Its the perfect summer snack, I feel refreshed just seeing it

I love sliced Tomatoes with salt and pepper, It’s quite delicious. 🍅

@BBLPERRY That's an awful lot of caring from someone who doesn't care lol

Americans think we care how we are perceived by them, for all I care they can stop perceiving us all together

@undisputed104 To us it is, but also we dont care what you guys do. Caring what we think about your sport gives the same energy as the youngest sibling doing something better than the oldest. Good for you little bro we're going to go back to our normal lives now

So do Americans In the USA 🇺🇸 still think that superbowl is bigger than World Cup ??

@_laurennn92 FIFA made those rules for you guys lol our kids are out here in this heat playing no problem, if we didnt do it you would be complaining your players were passing out, so basically you just love to complain. They hate us cause they ain't us ;)

@BlairMcNally1 If this isn't AI ask for your money back. This is the worst slice of NY pizza that I've ever seen. I would get little caesars before paying for a slice that looked like that!

Pizza Slice in Times Square Am I doing it right USA??? 🇺🇸

@akafaceUS All we know Australia for is having the most amount of things around you that can kill you and we already have a place like that, it's called Florida 😂

It's really weird how Australia has this strange one-sided rivalry with the United States that nobody from America knows anything about.

@mariana057 That's not true they say try working 😅

When you say you don't drink, everyone insists you have one. When you say you don't eat meat, everyone tries to feed you steak. But say you're broke... and suddenly no one offers anything.

@CracraftFan NFL team win the Super Bowl, but also the world is not prepared for a USA world cup win, if we win it's going to be insane and then in 4 years we'll have completely forgotten about the world cup again lol

Americans, would you rather? Your NFL team wins the Super Bowl Or USA wins the World Cup

@nicksortor Imagine your life being this sad. These people need help

🚨 NOW: Pro-algae “protestors” are now HARASSING National Guard troops who are protecting the reflecting pool from vandals These people are BEYOND deranged. Leave our troops alone, scumbags.

@kat_maryb All I see is perfect bacon. If bacon doesn't snap in half and crumble like my life I dont want it 😤

I burned my bacon. 😭 Would you still eat this?

@FluentInFinance If only they gave their kids their home and downsized into their second home

JUST IN: A record high 25.2 million young adults now live with their parents. That’s 1 in 3 Americans under 35.

@FoodPleaser In powdered form

Hmmmm….. I’m going with fountain coke…..

@messedupfoods If this were real my friend would drink this and write an academic paper and I would drink it and hear colors before my heart exploded

@engineers_feed Yes but now I have absorbed their essence and their power! Mwahahahaha

When you boil water to kill germs, you’re still drinking them, they’re just dead.

@joncoopertweets All I see is 4 millionaires that got that way by selling out their country but you do you I guess 🤷

Imagine Trump ever being invited to join a photo like this — not in a million years. Four presidents. Zero drama. Just smiles, respect, and a shared love of country. 🇺🇸

@BillWiIdin 480$<3000$ a month for mortgage but if you want the hard math let's say average home is 400k meaning traditional down payment is 80k at 20% so at 120 a week that's ~666 weeks or 12.8 years of door dash but you're right trying to enjoy life is the problem smh

Millennials are genuinely traumatized by the housing market, but then they’ll turn around and spend $120 a week on DoorDash without blinking. The math is not mathing.

I know it's still early but if the USA wins the world cup we're officially naming it soccer right? Also it's very funny to me that other countries had to build stadiums and we converted our football stadiums to soccer ones, the irony is not lost on me.

@MikeBales The dad joke to end all dad jokes, this one was a roller-coaster lol

Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot, and so did my kids. I went to work, and even my colleagues didn’t wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, “Happy birthday, boss!” I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there, and she said, “Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?” “Okay,” I said. She came out five minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, and my colleagues all yelling, “SURPRISE!!!” while I was waiting naked on the sofa.