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ladyofthevine

@Ianeke_

Living vicariously through myself.

Wherever the world takes me Katılım Mayıs 2011
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🇰🇪 James WaNjeri
🇰🇪 James WaNjeri@JamesKWaNjeri·
Kenya is a tragic comedy. There is a stabex right next to uda offices 😂
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Kones.
Kones.@BCherich·
Your brother or sister in Australia sends you money to take care of your ailing mum or dad via MPESA. You smile with relief because at least medicine can be bought. At least hospital bills can be reduced. At least your parent can sleep without pain for another week.
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femiiiiii.
femiiiiii.@femiiiszn·
i want a life filled with passport stamps, beautiful views, emotional peace & a lot of money.
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munir
munir@bigpochu·
Kitengela people protest like the French
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ʀʏᴀɴᴡɪʟʟɪᴀᴍꜱ
ʀʏᴀɴᴡɪʟʟɪᴀᴍꜱ@ryanwilliamsX3·
Until I see a motion to impeach the president, I don't think any MP deserves another shot in 2027.
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Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪
Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪@salimishmael_·
If this economy isn't the clearest indication for being wantam, then you must be the most delusional dimwit on this planet
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Wambo
Wambo@BoboWamboiKuria·
Watu wa Kitengela wanakuaga wamechoka na Ruto kuliko other kenyans. Swearing in ceremony of our next president should be done in Kitengela, their consistency is admirable.
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Kijana ya Misa🇰🇪
Kijana ya Misa🇰🇪@kijana_misa·
There was a Cabinet Secretary for Agriculture who got caught up in a maize scandal and told Kenyans, "From now on, maize will be imported from Mexico." But just two days later, maize was already at the port. People were like, "Wait… how did it arrive that fast?" When questioned, he quickly denied it and said, "I never said maize is coming from Mexico. I said… ‘Maize-iko." In the end, Kenyans still ignored all the red flags he had shown us before and voted him.
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julia
julia@juumelo_·
white wine is for when u wanna kiss and red wine is for when u wanna commit violent acts
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Tamorah Shareef Muhammad
Tamorah Shareef Muhammad@ModestyQueen19·
The older I get, the more I understand why older women disappear into gardening, candles, comfy clothes, and silence.
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moon child
moon child@marxistnila·
they need to refund everyone who were made to do ultrasound for pcos
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Victor Gatsby
Victor Gatsby@LordGichohi·
“Barua Toka Jaramogi na kenyatta Wanauliza kama Kenya kuko sawa Nikawajibu Kenya tuko na disaster” Bien starting that song with this verse should have been our first red flag that he has no historical accuracy of shit .
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phantéau
phantéau@_wangwe·
Can’t believe all my taxes have gone into turning statehouse into a JBL speaker.
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Rèed
Rèed@Ian_San254·
Some days we kill 2 birds with one stone . Other days, we use 7 stones to kill one bird,today, a bird almost killed me..
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Chiamaka Nwakalor-Egemba
Chiamaka Nwakalor-Egemba@chef_amakaa·
We have spent years being told it is “just a period problem” while our skin, our weight, our mood, and our energy were all falling apart. Today, the medical world finally admitted you were right. PCOS is now PMOS.
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