Nom de Plume: Mimi Kijana

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@kijana_misa @oluoch_ignatius "I started my farming empire with 1 seed and a litre of water."

@oluoch_ignatius Story ni yake bana. Si yangu😂

This woman left a well-paying job in Nairobi last year and went back to Trans Nzoia, where she comes from, to start farming. She believed farming has good opportunities, even though many young people think it is only for uneducated or rural people. This year, she got her first harvest. From half an acre of maize, she got about 200 sacks. She sold each sack at around KSh 6,000, making about KSh 1.2 million. After paying her expenses, she was left with more than KSh 800,000 profit in just one month. Her story is now encouraging many Kenyans to try farming.

@l0n3n1nj4 @kijana_misa @oluoch_ignatius 🤣🤣

@kijana_misa @oluoch_ignatius Unless alipanda ombitho

@kenkenlewu Why is he still in that house? People always see the red flags and they choose to ignore them. The ending is always the same.

My friend stopped eating his wife’s food for over a month now. Every single day, he leaves the house to buy food outside. According to him, during an argument one day, his wife said: “After God, your life is in my hands. I’m the one that cooks your food every day.” At first, he didn’t think much about it. Then during another fight, she repeated the exact same thing again. Since then, he has been scared she might poi s on him one day.

You don’t have to be everyone’s butterfly. Be a bee. Mind your business, make your honey, and sting people when necessary.

@colmanwainga1 @MisterAlbie It rains money...literally💲💲💲

@Iangithinji @MisterAlbie A country of 200 million people.... Imagine the insane profits

Dangote comes from a lineage of wealth. There’s literally nothing you can do in your lifetime to get to that level.

@WowMe44150120 @MisterAlbie Oh how they wish. This is a preserve of only the inner most sanctum of society...the 0.1% of the 1%.

@Iangithinji @MisterAlbie 🫠🥲. I’m guessing not even all politicians had that kind of reach

We must bring to a stop an administration that is burdening wananchi with the high cost of living. Voting for Kenya Kwanza on August 9 means voting for affordable prices of fuel, food, among other basic commodities.

@Warwathe1 @Urunzii @mbarani He thought driving on the fast lane with the fuel empty warning light was the best action to take sio?🤡🤡

@Urunzii @mbarani Sasa hapo nani angemupush,yet gari huwa zinafly kwa hio highway?

Someone ran out of fuel on the way expressway and in his wisdom just left the car there in the passing lane! 3 accidents caused because of this. Kenya’s problems are mostly stupidity than bad governance.

A politician can lie for years but the economy never lies. Fuel prices, taxes and unemployment expose propaganda very quickly.

@brokensuit44 They say history tends to repeat itself. In the past most company logos were actually "words", then they moved to symbols, now they are reverting back to words....it's just one endless loop to make it seem things are changing.

Mazda and Lexus stopped using emblems and started to use words They claim that it is better for Marketing

@OnesmusMainga @Makiadi_ Once someone has leverage on you, they will rinse you dry....that's if you let them, and he gave them all permission to do so. For a man of his status, calible, power & connections...it was rather Pathetic.

@Iangithinji @Makiadi_ Going by the way she elevated the friend of his nightmare at work, it tells a lot about his character. na kuogopa wife nikama she's a goddess and the person in charge of the air he breathes

What’s sad about Nick Imudia’s case and eventual suicide is the child was not even his. It was a long con,and his secretary was being advised by an older woman on how to pull the strings and drain the Enugu man dry,knowing very well how much he loved to protect his “reputation.”

@T_rell58 @kerubo_hillary Traits of a simp really

@kerubo_hillary Those 3 women conspired to take advantage of a soft wealthy man, Diana, Melody and Linda through sham legal advice. How could he not see it? A whole CEO of a multinational corporation? He was a bad judge of character even though he was extremely successful.

Hiyo story ya Nick Imudia now explains when men say they handle things differently. Most men I’m seeing are not pitying him even in death. Instead of sympathy, they’re turning the whole thing into lessons and warnings for other men. Men really do process things differently.

@OnesmusMainga @Makiadi_ Weak men, and they are always punished ruthlessly.

@Makiadi_ These are the simps who elevate women while crushing men. They never listen

@vajo41 @Makiadi_ 🤣🤣

@Makiadi_ Angecheza kama James mwangi vile alifanya Nairobi bimbo.Alimwambia apeleke umalaya korogocho

@polo_kimanii Instead of seeing the problem that is the system, they think they can dodge it for a long-time, well, until they can't and it eventually catches up to them.

Nyinyi hamuelewi? They will come for fuels. Then they will come for your electricity. Then you will move to donkeys which they will also introduce riding tax. These cat and mouse games you’re playing with bad governance are futile!

@Kvaati Or just be a disciplined man.

Gentlemen, especially those of you going up the ladder. When you get to those cool offices/roles that come up with a slot for a PA. Choose an older woman than you as your PA. Nick Imudia is your lesson.

@Kevoh_254 In trading terms we call this, "a short squeeze."🤣🤣

Watu walinunua diesel cars ju ya pawaa na kulipa less kwa pump are now puking blood, ei!

@carltonkitheka1 You'd think as CEO he'd know by now how office relationships have very bad statistical odds & ROI's, especially at his level.

The first mistake Nick Imudia made was getting involved with a subordinate I might get a lot of smoke for this but I'll say it anyway, don't get involved with someone who is not of the same socioeconomic status as you Such situations almost never end well

@georgediano @MathekaLaw Yet someone somewhere thinks their 15% investment is going to get them out of this mess🤣 "Siasa mbaya, maisha mbaya."

System Ya Facts: In just 3 years diesel prices have gone up by kes 131!!