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Our last 4 captains shirt numbers have all been in the 20s. London will always be blue #ChelseaFC #Kane #Caicedo #Gadar2Review #CFC

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@crayonthis Who collect your phone?

@MajeeedOfficial I tell myself say I no go cry, but I cry ohh, I cry 😭

Hmmmm my fans CRY OR GBESE ?? Which is your favorite ?

@_AsiwajuLerry By this time next year, I’ll be in a far better place than I am right now.

By this time next year, I’ll be in a far better place than I am right now.

@Wizarab10 @Osi_Suave @OneMotolani @iam_YCee @ik_osakioduwa Let me use this opportunity to market myself, I sell shoes, slides and palm (the Pedro that sir Dickson is wearing) I have all the colors . *SHOP ADDRESS: BLOCK > H12/10. . 🔃 📌 Nigerian Army Shopping Arena Bolade Oshodi 🚚 Call or chat 💬 📞 09079472608*

Stepped out for @Osi_Suave yesterday. It was fun. Happy Birthday once again Bro 🍷 Always a good time with my bro @OneMotolani. Laugh wan wound me @iam_YCee say I too get wahala. I’m innocent of the charges. @ik_osakioduwa is fun to chat with. I just dey laugh

@Ekitipikin B00BS supposed dey first aid box ....boobs for life anytime and any day 🙏

I RECOMMEND BREAST.

@GbolahanOl75923 @Wizarab10 This is so heartbreaking 😢

@Amy_beke Shea na until you enter menopause 🫵

34-39 is a strange age, you have 25 year olds and 50 year olds trying to date you.

@urghurliee If you don't like him, just tell him. And stop acting like a f00l with almajiri pattern.

Am I tripping or is this Enugu man crazy? How can you tell me to come visit you in another state and you won’t send me money that I’ll use to take care of myself before coming…as I make I just dey come like that?😂 These niggas aren’t beating the allegations.

@sidney_sbm Almajiri girls with different patterns

This girl wanted to test me with 800k billing… Just 5 days after we met at the gym and exchanged contact. The audacity is out of this world.

@Wizarab10 You write, I bookmark. No be me go mùmü for woman 😂

This issue of money discourse in marriage is simple. Every income you earn is family income. That way, it is irrelevant who earns more. I'm not making money to buy private jet. I make money so my family and friends can have a much better life and I can sleep in peace. The primary and only purpose of money is to pay bills. Every other thing is secondary. If I earn more than you, it is of no relevance. If you earn more than me, it is of no relevance. If you want to relax and be taken care of because you believe my money is for the family and your money is for you, I am not the one for you. I can lay down my life for you literally and figuratively. If you cannot do the simplest thing - to commit your income to the family, how can I trust you to lay down your life? Regardless of your earning power, I can take care of myself. I was doing it before you came into the picture. But if we are going to build a life together, then we are going to carry the responsibilities together. Otherwise, you're irrelevant and I'm better off being alone. Where your money is, that is where your heart is. If your money is not in the family, your heart is not there. It is really that simple. This is about commitment, the money is just a tool. You'll always fight for your investment and the greatest investment is family. It is important for the children to see that a woman's money belongs to the family. I'm not raisjg kids without family values.

@Wizarab10 There's nothing wrong, I support you.

It is healthy. My friend used to sneak out with his babe during lunch break to go collect one round

@PontusNotPilate @Dammi_Esq @Mr_Teekay001 Drop it boss

@Dammi_Esq @Mr_Teekay001 European stocks Monitor it every weekend and withdraw Very volatile I can give you a list of ETF’s you can invest in

If you had ₦400k right now. What business would you start in this country? Drop your best idea 👇🏽 Let’s help someone turn ₦400k into ₦4M

@dammy4trueluv So our eyes can be fed.

Why did you open the zip down???

@esther_stan You don use your begging skills tour different men in different states via Whatsapp.

+234 Abuja men “Do you live alone?” +234 Ph men “ Come and see me , my mother lives with me but that’s not a problem” +234 Lagos men “Are you up for Netflix and chill?” +234 Owerri men “ Let’s go out and eat nkwobi and drink palmwine , have you been to Las Vegas?”

@SgtShow01 Bro, she don marry.

It was June 2013. I was still finding my feet after NYSC, broke, uncertain, carrying that quiet ache of not knowing what came next. That day I dragged myself to ICM Ikeja just to watch a movie with a friend I’d met back in Uyo, nothing fancy, just two guys trying to feel normal for a couple of hours. Then I saw her. The moment she walked into view, something inside me stopped. She was… breathtaking. Not just pretty, devastatingly, impossibly beautiful in a way that made the whole noisy cinema lobby feel suddenly quiet. My chest tightened. I couldn’t breathe right. I’d never seen anyone who made the world look duller by comparison. My eyes literally wouldn’t leave her. I turned to my friend, voice barely working, and whispered, “Bro… I need to take a picture with her.” He stared at me like I’d lost my mind. He knew, knew I had zero money, no job, nothing to my name except dreams that felt too big and a good for nothing phone. But in that moment none of it mattered. All I wanted, with every shaky beat of my heart, was one tiny proof that our paths had crossed. Just one second where I could say: “I stood next to the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen.” So I walked up to her. No clever line. No game. Just raw, trembling honesty. “Excuse me…” My voice cracked a little. “You look so beautiful… and I just… I just really want to take a picture with you. Please.” I was 6’4”, neatly dressed, trying to look like I had my life together, but inside I was terrified she’d laugh, or walk away, or see right through how small I felt. Instead she looked at me, smiled softly… and said yes. We took the picture. Her perfume brushed past me. Her smile felt like sunlight on skin that had forgotten warmth. I said “Thank you” in the smallest voice I’ve ever used, and that was it. I didn’t ask her name. I didn’t ask for her number. I was too overwhelmed, too afraid, too lost in how perfect she was. My senses just… shut down. That photo is all I have left of her. It’s blurry. The lighting is terrible. My old phone did her no justice at all. But every time I look at it, my heart still does that same stupid flip it did nine years ago. She’s frozen in time, smiling, radiant, untouchable, but I'm not that broke boy any more. I don’t even know if she remembers that random tall guy from the cinema lobby. I just need to know she’s okay. I need to know life has been kind to her. I need to know the world didn’t dim that light I saw in her that day. Twitter… please. If anyone knows her, if anyone recognizes that smile, help me find her. Not to bother her. Not to ask for anything. Just so I can finally breathe again knowing she’s still out there, still shining. Thank you. From the bottom of my poor, hopeful heart. ~Sgt show.

@ShedyBongo Kitchen ohhh, bathroom ohhh, parlor ohhh, room ohhh, you must collect TaTaTa

I marry wife make I no touch her for 7 years? No nau As I dey see or talk to you, my prick dey stand That's why it's important to marry someone who is sexually appealing

@IbimBoyle Na different size of bed you go experience this year

Him: sorry I forgot to text you last night. Me: it’s okay your competitors didn’t forget.

@Senciousleyon Na why you bend like that?

Let’s be honest, being 30+ and Single an be exhausting sometimes regardless of the gender. Dating at this age feels like an extreme sport -you have little or no patience for “nonsense “ or anything that will cost you your Peace.