Ibn Caesar

@onu_slim Get to work You now have unlimited energy Limited money So maximise your energy and use it to make unlimited money Spend time with family and friend Read many many books Build a body that will not break down in 10 years Become elite.

Saw this landshark banger and decided to create the ultimate reading list Utilising 4 different AIs and my breadth of world knowledge You’re welcome.

@cliifforrd That’s sad icl Most men have zero game these days Literally all you need to do is be life maxing I refuse to believe that if you are semi attractive dress well and act masculine That women will not fall for you I literally have to fight them off me

i’ve not had physical touch or felt real love in more than 2yrs. i really do not want to start talking to new women cos now it’s like a chore; they’re boring as hell and come with all kinds of burdens.

@existingpov Done the same to my fiesta, something about having both options that I find alluring best of both worlds

@IbnCaesar 2015 with 2017 headunit, so wireless carplay oem

mfs be like yah my 700 screens look better though

@Hiding_n_Public Go and watch Lord of the rings Then go to a park and see babies take their first steps Then go to a homeless shelter and serve soup Basically the outside wold is a reflection of your inner state.

How do people cope with how evil everyone is? Like everyday for the last 4 years has been another level of psychological damage to my faith in mankind. Things get worse and worse, people openly, flagrantly lie and are rewarded. Narrative as reality, a postmodern hell

@esvaphane Norway looked at the oil fields and were like there that’s exactly what we want to look like

♣️ Norway 2026. World Cup. Nike. Away. ♣️

@tepettvarnyu @existingpov What year

@existingpov F series interior is superior. It has screens but only for thing that require a screen, for all the rest: logically placed well designed physical buttons that you can find and operate blindfolded.

@fesshole Since when is it an expectation for the wife to treat the man Your woman should show consideration definitely but not necessarily by spending money That’s how men show appreciation

When my wife turned 50, she and I and our two kids went on a six-week European holiday - then when I turned 50 a few years later, she gave me a pen. She turns 60 next year and is making noises about another overseas trip, but I think I'll just use my pen to write her a card.

@RustyBComedian Mings got completely emasculated by zlatan First lesson of warfare is know thy enemy

Remembering when Tyrone Mings thought he was him against Man United and tried to fuck with Zlatan. Spoiler - he wasn’t him.

@SomaKazima2 Shows like this are a humiliation ritual

Honestly yeah lol throw all of your preferences out there & see who's left standing

@Dons_Lawn_Salon The platform rewards this type of speech Makes it in enjoyable for non brain rot people Same reason people vague post X is only getting worse and worse unfortunately

it low key sucks how every post on any topic from science to art to culture to war is basically written like this now

@DoctorLemma Didn’t expect to see straw hat luffy there

Sixteen years ago, one man stood alone on a grassy hill at a music festival in Washington State, USA, and started dancing by himself. People glanced over and looked away. Some laughed. His roommate leaned in and warned him people were filming him. He did not stop. Then one stranger got up and joined him. Then another. Then the hillside tipped. Within minutes, hundreds of people were sprinting from across the field to be part of something that, thirty seconds earlier, had been one man being laughed at in a field. Someone filming from higher up the hill said quietly: "See what one man can do. One man can change the world." The clip spread across the internet in 2009. Entrepreneur Derek Sivers played it at a TED conference to explain how movements actually begin. Not with the first person brave enough to start, he argued, but with the first person willing to join them. Collin Wynter, the man dancing alone, later said he had no idea he had done anything special. He was just tired of watching everyone sit still.

@aincomeinvestor Dior perfumed bookmark goes hard

*ahem* may I one up you? 8 hour flight and a couple chapters crushed. PDF in comments of course.

@mariolexxx I don’t know And moreover, I don’t care

Avoid that salon close to ur house Avoid that pharmacies and chemists close to ur house. Hope you know why?

@BarryPierce Al co hol

i want to buy into this so bad but i’m afraid irish guys literally do just age like this. i’m the same age as paul and so many of the lads i went to school with are now either fully grey or just bald as fuck. you’d put them closer to their 40s than their 20s.

@PathOfMen_ Never romanticise heartbreak If it happens - good - use it as fuel By far a better motivator than negative experience is a good woman who loves you and wants you to be better everyday

don't make this mistake

@lporiginalg How to stay young - have young (legal) friends, this forces you to care about your appearance - minoxidil and fin at the first sign of hair loss - workout 3+ times a week including cardio - eat balanced diet with lots of protein - sleep 7 hours a night

The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.

@thetrickytrade Literally have this exact watch Replaced the bracelet with a jubilee (not shown) and it is sublime

In a community full of snobs inventing arbitrary rules about what counts as a “real” timepiece, picking up a Seiko automatic is a great way to mark a moment in your life, and wear it on your own terms. Excellent timepieces.

@inceptstellar They are literally known for touching kids you really think littering is beneath them?

you're telling me people act like this at the oscars???

@miiilato ‘You have such a beautiful way of looking at the world’ ‘You make me feel so safe when I’m around you nothing can touch me’