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@mrteji_ Story

She said she wanted a 17, I got her a 16... now a random guy swapped the 16 to 17pro max. She now sees my calls as me being rude, guys is this girl okay at all, what am I supposed to do now ???

@SpectacularSam @keystonebankng I thought I was the only one experiencing this 🤦‍♂️... meanwhile debits still reflects 🤦‍♂️

@keystonebankng Why am I not receiving money into my account? Money has been sent but I haven't received anything. Why are you guys stressing me??

It's not just you — we all do at least one of these. Which slide is your most relatable, most frequent financial ritual?  #MakeItHappen  #KeystoneBank

@COODAK366 @captain9t9 @HonestarsenalF

@captain9t9 @HonestarsenalF Pray make e no drive you Colos sweet low-key only say e dey damage brain and e go rough you sometimes

This guy right here , I met him at my friend’s place this afternoon. He was calm and didn’t say anything about what everyone was discussing. There were four of us there together. After some minutes, he suddenly started walking around restlessly and sweating. I was scared at first and wondered what could have happened to him. My friend then said, “Na the colos wey he take dey do am like that.” All of a sudden, he collapsed. The guys started spraying water on him and seriously beating him so he could regain consciousness. He then started rolling on the floor while his phone was still in his pocket, and his phone screen got damaged. I was just thinking, what’s the essence of taking something that will end up disgracing you in public like this?

@jayswaggoo Na trap dem set down yesterday 😂, I no go pick Dem again

@IbrahimDes69296 Omo You fit come carry them 2.5 next week make them score 2 gao for first half, make them no score again 😂😂

Dawg, these people useless gan, I legit begged for 2 goals one week ago💔

Dear lord , please let me win this time the comeback is personal. 😖

@fwBen_ The win is gonna be sooo big.... manifesting this soon 💯😊

@wissh__us 😂

Sorry I meant Man United

@wissh__us Come

@IbrahimDes69296 Stake your house rent

City will win 3-0 or 4-0 Foden 1 goals Titanic 2 goals Haaland 1 goal

@shavewithkofi We are fking backkkkkkkk🔥

Goalllll Mbappe, Europe should be scared. The best team in the world is back!!!

@AHMGABRIEL1 She no exist for three years 😂

You were 20 in 2021 what changed?

@Oluwafhemmy92 @isthaths Tuff 🥀

@isthaths Unruly kee me please I dey find funds to play first game Gbam!!! Another one

NP8SQ3, LH76GA

@john322226 Yes

I’m the only person awake by this time 😳😳😳

@NobleNwosu69499 @whyce_4x @Feeztm Normally...until e tire her then she break-up...make your guy free 😂

@IbrahimDes69296 @whyce_4x @Feeztm As in eh paste am wella o

With a very clear evidence, His friend brought a girl for proper pasting in his apartment and it turned out to be his guy’s babe. 😭😂💔 You think he’s a good friend if he exposes this? 👇🏽

@loneangelx Don't tell me I'm the only one that understands what's happening here o 😂

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@sheisola145 Crazy right 😂

People who stay up late but still wake up early are just cr@zy people

@Bluebirdeyessss Come I get plug

my bro, i dey think about money more than long life walai.

@whyce_4x @Feeztm make we dey chop her together life no hard 😂

@IbrahimDes69296 @Feeztm You ya werey gan o😆 Normal na you chop i chop kinda of case be this 😭🤣