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@ShitpostRock2 I bet the dopamine he feels from existing how he does is astronomically humongous and thats why.

-can't eat delicious food -can't feel warmth, cold, or comfort -can’t form real human bonds -can’t exist without Arasaka's backing -can’t be independent in any real sense What the fuck is the point kind of existence?

@calestaffer @JoshAnimator Youre so right, and im so sorry for suggesting Ada be executed... ...In such a banal fashion. This way is much more fitting of someone with her kill count!

@IceCore365 @JoshAnimator

God I hope not. I hope Ada never shows up in a game again so long as there's even a CJHANCE that her TERRIBLE RE4R voice actor returns. Worst vocal performance in video game history.

@ranvirxd_ No she doesnt. Capcom replaced the original with the remake so now none of the OGRE3 is canon. Cant believe theyd take away gameplay from Carlos like this.

WAIT JILL ENTERS THE RPD WTF

@UESP_net Why do I come to the arena?

What's the very first quote from The Elder Scrolls that comes to your mind? Don't give it any more thought, just post it as a reply please. Very curious to see what it'll be!

@HAmorata They can die in silence and isolation then, screaming at audiences that no longer give a shit about them. Its what Kaplan and his kind deserve since theyre clearly too arrogant to do anything else but make slop for nobody.

Devs: My game failed! Why did no one play it! Gamers: Well you see we... Devs: IT IS SUCH A MYSTERY! IT WAS SO GOOD, EVERYONE TOLD US IT WAS SO GOOD! Gamers: We keep trying to say... Devs: Shut up! If you're not going to just play what we give you, we don't want to hear about it! Gamers: Well. Okay then. Devs: WHY IS NO ONE BUYING OUR GAMES! Gamers: ...

@KungFuMan316 I mean they at least succeeded in making Korra the opposite of Aang. Aang is an amazing character with a fantastic show whereas Korra is the opposite of that. Good job writers!

There's the problem with Korra: she's all hype and bluster. She doesn't overcome shit so much as powers come out of her ass. She doesn't grow as a character either, especially when things hit season 2. They wanted the opposite of Aang, and the end result lost what made him work

@Digoxique @Son_of_Mars_III Saw one similar, but instead it was just some poor bastard who slipped on ice as soon as a big rig was pulling up. Popped his head like a watermelon.

@Son_of_Mars_III There is a video of a dude shitting on a street, slipping on his own shit leading to a car wheel aerosolizing his brain. Closest thing I've seen to human mist.

I saw this video of a donkey getting hit by a train one time and it was decapitated on impact in a cloud of pink mist. Always waiting for this to happen in these videos but it never does.

@PandasAndVidya Of course they do panda! They have being evil as well.

Do you guys have any other bit besides pretending to be retarded and actually being retarded?

@N7Necromorph The entire series since 4 has been filler, with bits of progression interspersed. 4 had nothing to do with anything. 5 was the same except Spencer died and wesker was killed. Repeat ad nauseum. Frankly Im ready for the whole series to stay dead.

The same problem I had with Resident Evil 7 and 8 is the exact same problem I have with Resident Evil: Requiem. It feels more like a spin-off than a mainline entry because it adds nothing to the series; it's just more unnecessary filler. #ResidentEvil

@Real_Ames Scaphism as a start.

Some people don’t just ruin lives… they destroy them. A North Carolina couple targeted one of the most vulnerable people they could find — a kind, intellectually disabled Chick-fil-A greeter named Christopher Tsoulos, a man known for welcoming customers with a smile. Instead of leaving him alone, Trysten Cullon and Jade Stone stole his phone, dug through his accounts, and when they couldn’t steal his money, they turned to something even more disgusting: blackmail. They created fake accounts and began sending messages to his family, calling him a “pervert” and threatening to destroy his reputation unless they were paid. They accused him of horrific things that prosecutors say were completely fabricated — all to squeeze a few hundred dollars out of a man who trusted them. The harassment went on for days. Christopher, who relied heavily on his family and spent his days simply trying to make people feel welcome at work, was pushed to a breaking point. On September 8, 2024, the 37-year-old took his own life on the front steps of his home. His father found him the next morning. In court, more than 60 grieving friends and family members packed the room for sentencing — people who knew Christopher as the gentle man who tried to brighten everyone’s day. And what did the two people responsible for terrorizing him get? 41 months and 27 months in prison. For bullying, blackmailing, and psychologically tormenting a disabled man until he was gone. Some crimes aren’t just illegal. They’re pure evil. Do you think these sentences are anywhere near enough? 🤬

@LavenderGhast Best way to consume Avatar is to disregard everything that came after. To me, A:TLA is the IP. Korra? Comics? Post-apocalypse? Bro come sit down you'll miss the Blue Spirit breaking Aang out of jail.

Everything about the comics is atrocious. It's the shining example of something that was really good being into turned to complete garbage, like Dragon Age. The idea that its totally still the same and you've just grown up or your views or tastes have changed is gaslighting. It's worse because it's worse.

@PandasAndVidya As a bug man once to a living Widow's peak. "Not half has hard, not some arbitrary amount. As HARD. as you CAN." respect 🙏

Allegedly he instructed commanders to level a city and when they acknowledged him he stopped them like: "You probably heard me say I want you to destroy this city. What I'm telling you is that if you see a stone on another stone, I want you to order your men to knock it over."

He went in mourning because his twink died and they chose that moment to revolt because they thought he would be too sad and too gay to do anything about it. And the petty queen went there HIMSELF to make sure they were annihilated correctly to his specifications.

@TheElusiveEye1 @kabrutusdeid Id be so much less hostile to remakes in general if the original was as easily available.

@kabrutusdeid Whatever anyone feels about whether remakes should exist, can we at least all agree that the original game deserves to be available first? Companies shouldn't be allowed to erase the work of the original developers and deny players access to classic games.

It's ironic how Capcom managed to have both one of the absolute best remakes ever made in the history of the industry and also one of the worst (the absolute worst, in my opinion)

@SwedishXeno These retards would legitimately pay Capcom every year for the same RE game if the graphics looked even marginally better. Actual key jingling tourist behavior.

Shiny new graphics but with worse writing and characterization. Please no.

@Pirat_Nation I would feed this man to his own zombies feet first if I could. Its like if George Romero said Dawn of the Dead should be remade into My Little Pony.

Resident Evil 2 Director Demands Capcom Make A "Non-Scary" Mode For Requiem "I've been saying forever they should make a "non-scary" "Look, I just want to enjoy the puzzles, the puzzles and the combat. I don't need the scary stuff,"

@RinoTheBouncer It was the last game to come out before 7 and the shit after 7.

Say something positive about this game🚀

@RinoTheBouncer Quality.

Let’s go!🚀

@revenant_MMXX These are the kind of people that need AI so they can make infinite copies of key-jingling unreal 5 shoulder-view movie slop thatll take their attention away forever so everyone else doesnt have to deal with them.

"It's not a big deal," but also, "I need this old thing changed to accommodate me and my tourist preferences and I will scream and cry and shit myself if they don't do it." Same person will demand a re-remake of RE1 because it hasn't yet been made into a shouldershit moviegame.

@rotciVArt I say this knowing full well id shit my pants if I had to see a chimera in an over-the-shoulder view like I do Regeradors: a REREmake is the most slop-driven, myopic, nightmare heard of and the fact some idiots are clapping away at the idea makes me want to re-enact Fight Club.

não existe possibilidade de um Remake de Resident Evil 1 com câmera no ombro passar essa mesma atmosfera