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*I hated L.A., hated it. The two months since I had been back in Chicago felt like an eternity, especially now. Everything here was just a little too shiny and polished; a bit too fake which, as I I forced a smile at the plastic enhanced, bottle blonde at ~

Nearly two weeks and still not resolved. This is wild,@sonicdrivein

Seriously, @sonicdrivein? I love y'all and the new pickle fries but I ordered the big dill cheeseburger and ended up with a mess and , wait for it, no actual burger patty, just the veggies, sauce and cheese. This is kind of ridiculous.

@DurableDollface @AndlnTheEnd @JustABitTooThin He still loves you, he's Just being pissy.

@DurableDollface I mean, I fucking new that. I'm glad to hear you do too. Self-actualization is important.

@DurableDollface Now Dollface, Dont be bitter

@DurableDollface @SurrenderMyHart You fucking rang?

@SethRol21 You're not as fucking slick as you think. Its OBVIOUS who you are. Fucking stop. You and your desperate attention whoring are not welcome. Fuck off dude.

@SethRol21 Dude. We've talked about this.

@MizluvsNikki bro. You literally blocked me yesterday. No.

@SethRol21 Bro. No.

@MizluvsMaryse Bro I don't even need to. You're obvious. Just stop.

@MizluvsMaryse My Dude. Stop.

@MizluvsMaryse Dade. You're hitting on literally everyone. Its disrespectful to them AND your wife. Plus, it's fucking desperate and trashy. Have a little respect.

@TheMaryseBeauty hey, just wondering, you do know your mans is all up in so many womens DMs it's not funny? You deserve better, girl.

@MizluvsMaryse Bro. Desprate is a bad look for you. Maybe try and take no for an answer. Also, don't hit on taken women when you are already taken yourself. WITH YOUR PARTNER IN YOUR UN AND BIO. Jesus Christ.

@BoondockBaby LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

@BoondockBaby @WaitsAtWindows Boonie!!!!

@NessVicious @JustABitTooThin @AndlnTheEnd @WaitsAtWindows Just ignore him, eventually he will get board and wander away.

@JustABitTooThin @AndlnTheEnd @WaitsAtWindows I don’t know what to say to this...

@AndlnTheEnd @JustABitTooThin @WaitsAtWindows @NessVicious @BoondockBaby come get your Tato before I slap him. And also HI I LOVE YOU THE MOST.

@IdDoltAllAgain @JustABitTooThin @WaitsAtWindows @NessVicious Really, Peter? Thanks for that. Fantastic.

@JustABitTooThin @AndlnTheEnd @WaitsAtWindows @NessVicious PANDA. Stop.

@AndlnTheEnd @WaitsAtWindows @NessVicious Everyone thinks Patrick is adorable. He's made of sunshine and magic, this is true. His dick though, let me tell you... Its spectacular.