Peter King

This is perfect. Holy shit.

@DurableDollface @AndlnTheEnd The downer? Never. He's gonna be thinking about his parents fucking FOR A WEEK

@AndlnTheEnd @DurableDollface Dont make him think about his parents fucking, that's low

@DurableDollface I shan't. Cousins maybe. That's as far as I go.

@DurableDollface @AndlnTheEnd @IdDoltAllAgain Goddamn right

@AndlnTheEnd @DurableDollface @IdDoltAllAgain It's like we never left

@DurableDollface @IdDoltAllAgain Ahhh, just like old times.

@ViciousPrick Patrick is a PHENEMONAL snuggler

You heard her. Taking applications for snuggle buddies. DMs now open for interviews.

@SaltyLilBeach GODDAMNIT.

@SaltyLilBeach LET'S GO.

A new face doesn't do a bit, it's obvious who you are. You can be used n asked to stop and it looks like you lost a partner already because of this. Cut the shit and have some fucking respect.

@SethRol21 hey asshole. Im not quite sure if you think this schtick is cute, or you TRULY believe that saying hi to every female you happen to see with actually get you anywhere but, as you were told REPEATEDLY last night, it's fucking desperate, rude and disrespectful. Getting~

@PocketFullOfSin He'll allow it. Maybe. You should probably just stick to Rick

@JustABitTooThin For a priest, I may have to make an exception and pet his face.

Can I be scared now?! A priest just followed me!!!

@PocketFullOfSin It IS

@JustABitTooThin It's a pretty face.

@ViciousPrick YOOOOOOO. HAPPY GODDAMN BIRTHDAY, MY DUDE.

@WashireRPAdvice You're an absolute idiot.

Advice #78: The common roleplay account lifespan is two years at best. I have never seen an account made longer than two years that is still thinking of new plots, stories, and development. This is more or less an observation. Expect your account to not last that long.

𝓣𝓗𝓔 𝓐𝓓𝓥𝓘𝓒𝓔 𝓩𝓞𝓝𝓔 This is where I will put all my advice into. Click here to read the ongoing list of roleplay advice!

@BoondockBaby @WaitsAtWindows YES ON EVERY LEVEL

@BoondockBaby @WaitsAtWindows MAMA B!

@PocketFullOfSin Of course not! How about you?

@JustABitTooThin CUTIE!!! [gives him a quick hug and a peck on the cheek] I’ve been good. You been keeping out of trouble?

You know who I miss? @JustABitTooThin. Cutie has been in hiding too long. His lovely collective as well. They are dear to my heart.

@AndlnTheEnd @WaitsAtWindows @NessVicious Everyone thinks Patrick is adorable. He's made of sunshine and magic, this is true. His dick though, let me tell you... Its spectacular.

@WaitsAtWindows @NessVicious Im flattered, Ladies, thank you.

@NessVicious You know me, always snappy!

@JustABitTooThin I’m exhausted, but good. How are you?

What’s up? I’m freeeee!