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Cat owners meow more than the cats themselves.

@Kaparius2 Someone get me the 3D print model rn!!

you should get ffffffrreeakin denied! blalalalagh!

no baby we got that Letter

i would totally have a threesome but all the attention has to be on me

Backrooms? Obsession? How about you head back to your room and start obsessing over some job applications

I dont kinkshame anything but SHIT???? VOMIT????? hell naw im cutting ya off

u can tell when a coworker got nothin going on outside of work

I have never opened Shazam without being in a rushed panic.

being a detransitioner is genuinely so embarrassing

Guests use the weirdest cups 😂😂 nobody uses that one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

silicone lube is fucking crazy i feel like if you spilled this you could totally ruin your life

You're gonna have to hear me out on this but its so normalized for people to prioritize their romantic partners over friendships. Suddenly when i tell them a secret their partner knows too. If their partner becomes their new #1 and theyre still my #1 it feels isolating

This might be an insensitive thing to say but why didn’t LEGO Bruce Wayne just rebuild his parents?

I'm trying to be less condescending. I bet you don't even know what that means.

Boyfriend gonna wish he didnt come over

if you're transgender you should think about starting to work on something that's more interesting than your transition. your transition should be the most boring and footnote worthy part of your life

From now on anyone who wrongs me will be made into a bald mii on my island

if you think uncomfortable conversations are hard wait until you see the results of not having them

you do not have to “come out” in order to openly live your life as a queer person. i have never formally come out but i don’t hide it. if you can’t tell i’m gay that’s not my problem.

if your cat is an “outside cat” that you let roam free.. i’m gonna assume you dgaf about your cat and shouldn’t have one