leiah

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this is what clocking out feels like

So if a plane ticket costs $1200 to fly from Florida to someplace else in America, but then jumps to $3000 because a hurricane is coming…….that should be criminal. No company should ever be allowed to price gouge during disasters.

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No one tells you when you get a job how many fucking abbreviations you’ll be forced to learn.

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No way we really used to call our mama job and ask to talk to her like she wasn’t working 😂

i love it when my pets sigh like what ails you my little unemployed freeloader

i would rather take a cyanide pill than get a masters degree what are you guys doing

i was meant to be rich, i can tell by the way i be spending money

The spelling of pneumonia is unnecessary.

one thing about me i’m gonna go get me some starbucks

In Alabama, the penalty for getting an abortion after you are raped is more severe than the penalty for raping someone. How fucked up is that?

“Nobody wants to work anymore” personally I have never wanted to work

"i'll do it after my nap" is a dangerous game that i play way too often

i be like "omg, i have so much to do" and lay down